Salazar: The hell you callin' little? I'll have you know ain't nothin' little on me!
?!?: Okay, listen. Everything you say just doesn't sound kosher!
Salazar: Oh, like those nice, big and juicy pickles? I can just suck on them all day...
?!?: RRWARRRR!!!
Salazar: Did I mention how I love Caesar salads with pickles! Big Cheese always toss my salad. I bet you didn't know how great he is...
?!?: RRWARRRRRR!!!!
Salazar: Honestly, you people have no class whatsoever.
Pablo: The hell you mean by 'you people'?
Isabel: *turns to Pablo* What the hell you mean by 'you people'?
Everyone jump Salazar in!!!!
CENSORSHIP IS FUNNNN!!!
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Chapter 6: Night Two- Suspicion
Otay, sorry but we have to fast forward. As I said earlier, love interest ruins the movie, so I'll go over it anyways.
With pairings, the usual awkward silence and quiet frustrations over the other mate. Let's put in some nice wallpapers while we're at it, kinda fade their faces like on a romance book cover. I'll stop there.
We now join our two main characters. It is now bight fall, and they set up a resting place not far from the foot of the mountain. Don't ask me how they walked so fast, maybe Speedos helped or something.
Well, you know by now they are pretty roughed up looking, do you need any more description? Uh-huh, I thought so.
Luis: I don't know about you Leon, but I am damn tired of authors talking too much.
Leon: Yeah, they even put you in odd talking modes too.
Luis: Sou desu ka. It's like in play form!
*Suddenly a cold wind picked up in the darkness*
?: Who whooo!
Luis: #!$. Oww, I think an owl just hit me in my eye!
Leon: Itai!!! It scratched my ear!!!
Authors- 2
Characters- 1
Somehow the two Dee Dee Dees made a camp like area, luckily for them, a lake was nearby, and a barrel full of Spam. Luis had an inkling of paranoia. He wondered if Leon did too.
"Leon."
Leon looked back at his crush. "Hold on, I'm just gonna wash me and my clothes, I'll be back soon." Only then did everyone notice that Leon was in some...some...Smiley yellow boxers! [Awkward...]. To say the very least, Luis was a little speech less. "Nooooo! This is important! Leon, I think we are being watched." The blonde laughed.
"Oh well, I've been watched all day, why should it be different now?"
"Oh so you're talking about me, you little maricon! [Love that word]" "Fine, have it your way, Mr. Suspicious, I'm off," Leon sulked off with a frown. The officer went about his way to the lake that was...alight? Now that didn't make any sense. / I this is supposed to be a natural place then why.../ Luis didn't waste time on what he discovered. By now, Leon was already in the water.
"LEON! LEON!"
"Mr. Cheese, is the popcorn done yet?"
"No, and shouldn't you be out there hunting for them instead of fooling around here, you're Dad's gonna be pissed." Mendel or whatever his name is, thought a few seconds. "And my name is not 'Mr. Cheese dammit!" Salazar stopped sucking on his straw from his freezie. "Oh yeah about that Mr. Cheese, I'll just tell Daddykins that it was your entire fault." Daddykins? "What! You little-" he was about to moved over to strangle the little bastard. Wait a minute...This is my only job, he thought. Beep, beep, beep! Mr. Cheese was saved by the pop.
Salazar smiled, oblivious to what was about to happen. "Ready to watch the show?" It was going to be the best ever.
Mr. Cheese considered this. He would be rolling in dough as well!
"Let the good times roll!"
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?!?: Ho noes! Cliff hangers!
Obama: You know what I just noticed?
?!?: What's that?
Obama: We were actually on the boat the last time I was on this talk show, but you said we were in your house.
?!?: Well godlee! Everyone is pointing out my mistakes!
Saddler: And you still suck!
?!?: Eh! Get off the ship Saddler! (I don't like you!)
Hunter: I shouldn't be here!
?!?: Don't like it, get over it!
Obama: That's my line!
Snake: Uhhh, sorry wrong frequency. Oh yeah! That's my line!
President K: I'm dancing like a monkey!!!
Hunter: You can't pay me enough!
*jumps off ship*
Wawawheewa!