?!?: So far, I've finally found a plot. But don't think it's as simple as it seems... I thinker that I has an uncanny ability to randomize things, but trying to add sense to it helps.
?!?: Where's everyone else? They are on deck celebrating; I'm going as a matter of fact.
?!?: I wish...
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Chapter 7: Realization
Okay, so far, we have at least six idiots to consider. That's clue number 1#. Now after you figure them out, tell me because I don't know at the moment. Well let's go!
I just had to walk off, THE WAY HE LOOKED AT ME! It was adorable. But I feel as though he's mad at me [You think?]. Eh! Who said that? Like I was saying, he's a perv, but at least he's a damn sexy one! I've had worse stalk after me.
In other news, I'm in an odd looking lake. Since I've seen weirder, I didn't focus on why or how, just is. Hmm? Luis is running over. I have on no clothes!
I gotta tell Leon what's going on, even if I've been torn in between rescuing a jerk, or being killed and/or embarrassed. He'll love me for this one for sure!
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Before Leon could put his clothes back on, a panting Luis ran up to him yelling. "GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!" "Nope."
Luis looked bewildered. "Leon, there are cameras in there! I've finally figured it out; we're actually in his sight!" Leon looked around under the water. And then he suddenly felt guilty and stupid.
"Ohhhh, that's what you were trying to tell me! Awww, Lu," he trodded over and gave Luis a huggie. "Wait Leon," not wanting to feel hurt again. Leon didn't let go. /Now what? How to get a grown naked man from snookling me?/ "Uhh, how about you finish, and I'll get our stuff ready!"
So basically Luis. "That must be the oddest pervert ever...And yet,"
Leon faced ont of the now very obvious cameras and turned his rear.
"KISS MY $$ SALAZAR!!!"
And he went to help out Luis.
"Hey! How the hell did that damn idiot Luis find out the cameras were there! They cheating'!" H e put his feet up on his ultra comfy sofa. "Eh Mr. Cheese, I want more popcorn, hop to it!" Salazar started snapping his fingers.
"First off, I told you not to put them there because you would need light to see, since you really wants to without night vision ones. When I said they would be able to see, you did it anyway! And go get yo on damn popcorn!"
"My father will be very displeased..."
"Forget you...Okay; give me your bowl..."
Poor, poor Mendel...
"I LIKE MEN NOW!!!" Salazar exploded.
Great...
"Thanks again, Lu," Leon whispered after a pervy tap on Luis' backside.
Even in a hurry, they seemed comfortable. But authors don't like procrastinating..."Like heel you don't," Leon commented who will get punished for that later. But for now, they will hurry on to the thick vegetation surrounding the mountain top nearly maybe seventy to 100 acres in circumference [that doesn't look or sound right.]
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From his eagle's eye view, the one known as Hunter spied down below on its prey. "So, they villagers have sent more, such foolish creatures..." Hunter gave a superior laugh, for no one has ever won against him. He was the Almighty, and only he chose the ones that would live.
"I am Oyashiro-sama!!! AHHAHAHA! Wait, wrong line, oh well," Even though he was powerful, as all bosses in video games, there is one weakness that will make them fall from their totem pole of godliness.
Hunter packed away his night vision goggles. BTW, it might be a he, but it could be a she, so there. The Ruler turned off to his waiting place.
A certain song just stayed stuck in his head, almost like a curse but with his own twist:
...Just once if I had the chance
The things I would do to you
You and yo body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down yo spine
Juices flowin' down your vine...
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?!?: We're getting there, I just need to get my skill back, and it's gonna be smooth sailing from there. I have to say though; I feel kinda good starting back writing!
Luis: Hurray! More adventure!
Leon: The horror!
Big Cheese: The excitement!
Saddler: The drama!
Salazar: Murray!
President: Cookies!
Ashley: Nuhhh, Daddy! It's the cake!
