?!?: I'm on a roll again. Can't stop yet!

Leon: I don't understand. Are we still on the yacht or what?

Hunter: Seriously, I don't understand...

?!?: We are on the boat yeah. Why are you guys so hard on me?

President: So I see, this is a psychological problem. In writing this story, since you are making up the dialogue which usually filled with you getting the bad side of most outcomes, thus it is evident that you are being hard on yourself for some reasons, unknown.

Ashley: Daddy, you sound dumb!

Saddler: Wowww...

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Chapter 9: Morning Glory Love

"Leon, Leon! Come on let's go! Go where, we're getting married silly!" I was being pulled, yanked to my utter doom. Scratch that, a fate worse than hell.

"Hey everyone! Leon's awake! Start the music!" A man from the village, what was his name- Pablo started a fast beat on the piano. Not the one when people get married. As a matter of fact, they had a choir, Salazar in front.

I don't have to tell you which song is playing. The crazy woman pulled me up the walkay, I just realized I was in a long white wedding dress. The President looked and examined me. "Uh-huh! He's a good 'un!" I try to wrench free, but she had a death grip on my arm. I looked up from my depressed stare of my gown.

"Hello strangers, are you ready?" The President sighed. "We are not strangers- Ohh, apple juice!" The man ran off to one of the servers, Luis was in a- mini skirt? "Hey, this ain't no Angel Mort; you can't have it your way-Stop staring at my legs!" Salazar was being a perv while Luis tried his best to just give the man his order of apple juice. The President wasn't helping either. I wish I could break free, I can't move. "Now, you may kiss the bride," Mr. Merchant beamed. He didn't even read the matrimony thingies.

"Oh Leon! I can't believe we're together forever!" I just noticed she had on a suit. If I make it back... She moved closer, and lifted my veil. No, I please, stop! I don't want to... "Ohhh, this apple juice has peaches in it!" Don't know who that was. The choir got louder, Salazar kept leading:

If we gonna get nasty baby

First we'll show your tail

Till I reach your ponytail (Salazar hit a high note)

Ashley got closer, closer-

"AHHHHHH-hhh...Oh!" It was all a dream (used to read Word Up magazine...)."Aw man, we slept too long," Luis pulled Leon more from behind. "...Leon..." Uhh, a certain someone's hand reached lower and lower, fondling a certain someone's belt. "Do you need more 'rest' Leo?"

"I don't feel so good," "I'll make it better, if you want..." (Oh la la!). /We have to keep moving, I can't afford to fall asleep again./ A s if reading his mind, Luis got up and started taking his white collar shirt off. "Hey! Lu what are you doing! "You need an extra shirt. So I'll just wear my tank top." Leon's so negative.

"Okay, so here's a plan to consider," Leon started once they both got done eating and what not. "We'll leave our things here and make out way to the mountain. Hold on. You know what I just noticed? How the hell are we able to carry all of these things throughout the story?" Hmmm. "You know, you're right. We have like a million things packed into one cache case thing."

"Anyhow, we have to finish this today! No more running! It's 5:00 a.m. We can do this Lu!" They high-fived each other. "I believe in us Leo. That Hunter shouldn't be so tough! But I wonder what he looks like..."

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5:42 a.m.

The two survivors hiked they're way up the mountain. It was a very odd one, it looked like it was actually made to go up. It was a mountain, but at the same time, there was a dirt path that leads the way to another hump that was to the other side of the mountain; you could just climb down if you wanted. The two saw this, an immediately realized it was a distraction. They reached the near the top in record time. "What the hell is that?" Luis pointed out at the top of the middle finger. A red dot was blinking on and off. Holy Shonen!

"I realize it now! That little Lemmiwinks wasn't joking! He didn't put the cameras everywhere for nothing; he's actually broadcasting this to some sick, perverted, Hostel freaks!"

Clap, Clap Clap. "Well, it took you idiots long enough."

They whipped around. "Where did he go?" The two captors searched around in a complete three-sixty.

"Down here!" They couldn't believe their eyes.

Hunter was the scariest and cutest figure they ever saw. He had an eye patch, a Black and Mild in his paw. Army fatigue; he would've looked a little bit like Krauser, if he wasn't golden yellow.

"W-WINNIE THE POOH?!?" The two blurted about.

"That was my old name, before the tragedy," He readied himself. "But that isn't a story for you two to waste on. Time to die!"

He raised his crossbow gun. "Die!"

"Leon! Duck!" "Where? I hate ducks!" Noo! Luis just tackled the man out of harm's way. But not without a too-close-for comfort braze from an arrow. "Gahhh! It burns!" They retreated back down the path halfway. Winnie loaded his cross again, this time lighting it on fire. "Too slow!" Another shot whizzed by as the two headed down the hill.

"Luis! Weapons!" "I know I know," the other man cried hastily. They reached the shack just as they realized they were no longer being chased. /Where could he have gone to that fast?/ Leon thought to himself. They left the other supplies out of their chases. This time weapons only. Suddenly, a dark figure on a tree limb outside of the shack's window appeared, aiming a red dot in between them both. "Run Like Hell!" Luis screamed. They shot out of the door like they stole something. Now a little more prepared than before, the righted themselves for Hunter's attacks. Unbelievably, as soon as they searched behind them, Winnie appeared, thoroughly pissed off. He walked towards them slowly.

(Song: Confession)

"Hunter, why are you doing this," Leon asked softly, careful not to call him Winnie. "Because, all of my sorrow was because of what you humans created. One day, I will rid of you all!" Luis didn't take time; he just reflexed and shot the bear in his stomach. No effect, not one scratch! "Idiot! Your guns, no matter how impressive they are," he aimed at the both of them. "Nothing can stop me. That's when Leon, learning from Rurouni Kenshin, used his psychological skills the calm the killer down. "Hunter, what did you mean by tragedy? What happened?"

"So, the human care's about my feelings?" He gave a half-hearted laugh. "You two just might be able to hear my story.

Once upon a time, I was happy. We all were just us animals, and Christopher Robin. Until one day.

We didn't really worry about gangs hitting us, at least not in our woods. The other kids' shows' animals didn't know our terrain well enough to try an attack. As soon as we were ready to except new comers into our life, he turned out to be a spy. He relayed information about us to a gang I will refer to as Gang A. Once they mapped out our area.

They hit us hard, right in the heart of the 100 acre woods. They chaos was horrible. They...They...

"Pooh, get...get out of here-" Not without you, never!" "No, they've got us, I don't want you to die." The tiger laid his paw on the bear's lap. ""You have to live! Live for all of us...Live for me, because I-" "Don't talk; I'll get you out of here alive!" The cat shook his head. "Not this time. I love you..." The last bit of life faded away.

"AAAAHHHH! No! I said come back damn you!!!" Golden paws shook and stirred the body, that would never revive.

I was the only one left. Casualties amounted up to over 150, the ones that we knew of. They burned down the woods. I am one of the few who managed out of there alive. My friends, my family, Tigger... Gone forever.

"Who betrayed you?" Luis tried. "The one that everyone seemed to love so much," Hunter still centered his cross bow at them. "The Traitor: Barney." (Are you serious?). "Well, we hate Barney too, right Luis?" "With a passion," said Luis catching on quickly.

"Uso da!" Huh! They swiftly dived behind the same tree trunk as Hunter shot an arrow. "We aren't lying Hunter, trust us-Lu, where are you going?!" Luis stepped out from behind the tree. "Fool, do you want to die?" But Hunter's eyes didn't mean that. Luis understood now. "We are the way we are now, because maybe," He walked even closer. "Just maybe, we need love." He pulled out his plastic bear filled with honey. Hunter's eyes grew.

"For you Hunter." Tears formed in the brown eyes of the bear. His face gave multiple feelings at once. Leon walked forward as well. "Thank you," the once toy whispered. "Will you help us Hunter. Maybe that way, we can help you." There was a shine on the hunter's face. Like a soldier he became over the years, he was determined to make up for his mistakes.

"Come on Hunter, let's go," Both men gave out a hand. "My name is not Hunter; it's Winnie, Winnie the Pooh."

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?!?: We are learning a lot of lesson's in life. Hate Barney (even if you watch the show.

Leon: Luis, what were you going to do with the honey anyway? How did you know it wil help.

Luis: I didn't. I thought we might need some...And the title sounded like we were going to have se-

?!?: And we learned about love.

Winnie: How to stop a mad shooting bear dressed as a cute version of Krauser.

?!?: And that is all for today. Where did Luis and Leon go?

Winnie: Ey! Where is ma bottle of honey?

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