?!?: Looks like we finally hit the big 1-0! This is the very first time this has happened!
Winnie: Hurray! We baked a cake for you, plus pies and other stuff!
?!?: Aww, you guys are so sweet! *takes a bite out of a 'special' piece of strawberry cake*
?!?: Yay! It's awesome you guys are awesome- I feel tired... *drops on the floor*
Leon: Heh heh heh. We'll torture her later...
Ryu: Yeah!
Kilik: Yeah!
Mion: Yeah!
Luis: Who are you guys and how did you get in here?
Light: We're on your side....*creepy laugh*
Mion: Well, off to my house. I got dibs on her nails!
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Chapter 10: Two and a Half Idits-Morning the Third
You know I have to do my little recap! On today's episode, we have our two fellas, and a new member to the duo- Hunter! Hunter who was traumatized by the death of just about everyone he loved, after reasoning with Leon and Luis, he renamed himself Winnie. The one and only Pooh. Their new mission:
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"So where now Pooh?" I've honestly have forgotten which direction to go from here?" Leon asked after the three of them stood outside of the shack.
"Hmmm, I think my skills are being blocked," his lil' paw inched over to the sack in Luis' hand. "You know us bears just can't function..." "Oh! Well me and Leon has honey bottles, wait, was this mentioned in the other chapter?" (It doesn't matter.) "You heard that! It doesn't matter!" "Okay okay! Have it!" Luis handed over the goods, which disappeared in three seconds. "Pooh, where is the bottle?" Instead, the cuddly guy did a death glare at Leon's bag, who was holding it kind of funny. like he was protecting it. "Leo, can you give Pooh here your honey?" "Nuhhh,"
"What's that Leon?" "Nuhhh Luis. Nuhhhh..." Okay! "Give me the damn honey," Pooh demanded. "Forget you! Five minutes ago, you tried to kill us! Why, in the name of yahoo should I give this to you," a crazed look slipped on the blonde man's face. "The precious, is mine! Go get your own damn precious!" Leon swiped out one of the combat blades.
"Aye yi yi! Every episode! You know what," Luis pushed pass Pooh (who was also ready to fight), slapped Leon's hand with the knife in it away and just hugged him!
"Ukesaywhat?" Luis mumbled.
"What! Hey-" a deep kiss of wonderful fire cut off Leon's sentence (did that sound about right?). There's a multitude of words that could describe what that moment felt like, so I'll just use it from Pooh's perspective.
"AWWW MAN WHAT DA F^CK ARE YOU TWO DOING!!!! AHHHHH! MY EYES THEY BURNNN!" Yep, overreacting. He's just so melodramatic. Those two were still in their own little world... With some tongue business... Groping...And a new word: snookling. Oh yeah! Let's add in some pushing and ahhing- Code Green! Someone just walked din. I'll stop there.
10 minutes later of making out...
"Okay, let's go Pooh. Pooh? Oh dear," Pooh's brain was fried, worse than Anakaris fried. He was in a state of repose- no, traumatized. His head was bent back, moth open (complete with foam!), and eyes dilated.
"I told you to stop moaning so loud Leon!"
"What! Me? You started it when you pushed me up against the tree!" Aww Lord. "Luis, well looks like we have to wait," Luis sighed. "But until then..." he shimmied next to Leon. "We should have plenty of time to-"
20 minutes later of more steamy-ness and Pooh's brain being fried. One long time card this is...
6:23 a.m.
"Okay, we're all set. We should arrive at the villagers' home spot by at least... 9:00." "Then it's decided. But we still might have to wait until night to actually follow through with our plan," Luis added. "Also," Leon put in. "We have a bone to pick with that Merchant! He owes us pizza!" So the three set off back to the village for revenge, answers, and some x-tra topped goddamn pizza. But since this is my fan fic, nuthin' here runs smooth.
"I'm all set and ready to roll!" Pooh had magically recovered and appeared from out of the shack. "I am so tired of unexplained happenings around here, I ain't asking' no more questions," Leon complained. Of course, he wasn't complaining about anything at 6:03 a.m. "Hey!" The man shouted to no one in particular. You there!
Nipa~.~.~.~
7:02 a.m.
"How the hell we got here so fast?" "Well Pooh, can't you see why Leon stopped asking questions?" "Oh yeah." Yes, it didn't take them that long to arrive now did it? Just as they walking up the dirt path to the first house, a wild Mendel appeared.
/God I hate my job.../ "You three shall not pass, or I won't get my raise," the huge man stated flatly. "Aiyiii! Leo we forgot about the cameras!" "Holy sh*t you're right, you think they saw us-"
"Yes I did as a matter of fact, and let me tell you..." ... "You know what never mind. Prepare to die!" "Scatter!" Pooh commanded. He was the only one who know how to stop Mendel. "I'm tired of you perverts!" Luis was at his last nerves with everything, so he defied the laws of physics and pulled a rocket launcher from his jacket sort of.
"Fire!!!!" Mendel just walked out of the bullet's path.
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Pablo (or whatever the hell his name is) sat his icy cold orange Fanta on top of his sitting rock, and bent down in his lunch box for his Moon pie when BOOOOM!!!
"Oh f^ck me Freddy!" A giant explosion erupted a mere few yards from where he was. "My SODDDAAAA NOOOO!!!!"
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All four of the retarts just looked. "How the hell..." Mendel trailed. "How about we just stop. Big Cheese Listen, I know you hate Salazar as much as we do. Just help us." Pooh reasoned. "You've been watching too much Rurouni Kenshin, but I'll help. He's such a brat!"
Meanwhile Leon and Luis were looking on like kids. "Wahhh, what's gonna happen to us now Luis?" "I don't know, but I hope that guy doesn't find out what I did to his soda!"
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?!?: Chapter 1-0 complete!
Luis: 'Bout damn time, where you been at?
?!?: The hell it look like I been at?
Luis: ???
?!?: It's a horrible place that's like hell.
Leon: S. C. M. H.
President: Yeah, you used to sit together!
?!?: But know I's free!!!
Therapist R.: You're still my b*tch, come here *does Wario laugh*
?!?: AHHHHAAHAH!!!