President: You know I have a question.

?!?: Mrilk?

President: You are constantly changing the location of where we are talking like every chapter.

?!?: Well, it depends on my mood, see? Right now we're all in one big bed! :3

Leon: ...I'm gonna go to jail...D:

Luis: This doesn't look right. *shifts himself on top of Leon* Okay now we're in business!

Leon: I'll give you this one...-.-

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Chapter XI: Heroes' Troubles

The gang had about twelve hours until Salazar, as they were to be searched out and destroyed by Salazar. The Big Cheese (that ain't what my mama named me), Leo, Lu, and Pooh, met up with the villagers in which they had a grand celebration!

Nipa~.~.~.~

About 7:20 p.m. (You should already know what song was blasting)

"So you're the infamous Hunter huh? Kinda small..." one of the villagers examined. "You son of a biscuit!" "He's so cute, can we take him home mama?" A cute little girl begged. /Don't kill them, you're a good guy now, don't kill kill KILLL!!!?/

Over somewheres...

"I can't believe I had to do that to Merchant to get that goddamn pizza! How come he didn't choose Luis!" "Well Leon, you did think he stole your boxers so that might be why." "Mendel, Cheese, or whatever the hell your name is, I like you, you're the only person that makes sense 'round here." "Thanks, I guess. Pass the gin?" "Sure. We're gonna need it for later." It was getting pretty cool outside, so a nice fire was starting up. /These people are awesome, I just want to stay here with everyone. Eventually Ashley will come looking for me.../ Leon thought bitterly. /What if Lu finds out about her? He'll hate me forever.../

Isabel had randomly popped next to Leon and Mendel who noticed how his expression changed. "Must be bipolar, let me talk to him," Isabel whispered to Mendel.

"What up G?" "Huh," Leon was a little surprised. "Don't worry thug, y'all going to make it through, because Salazar is a wimp." Leon considered this. "Yeah, I figured so. That's not what worries me." He looked over to where Luis, the Merchant, and a pizza boy (???) were crowded with pizzas. "Oh he likes you :3" /How she knew that?/ "Because he stays talkin about you!" /She reads minds?/ "Yes, oh children these days with their love...Oooh godddamn pizza!" She ran off before Leon could answer.

"She's 23 odd," Mendel ran off too. "What you doin sittin there, come on lemmiwinks!" Leon laughed to himself and went to join in.

O.o

"So, Andy. You're telling me, that you just 'got' here? Where are the boats? We could have just escaped off of this island!" Luis questioned the pizza teen. "I don't answer questions, I just deliver to supernatural stories." Luis just turned to Merchant. "Pay up buster!"

He was obviously daydreaming about something sweet. "Oh yea! Here you go $350.23. Have a nice night strangaa!" "Otayy..." Andy walked off into the dark.

"Nice people."

Everbody was chillin', but it was pretty deserted as everyone else made their way to the lake (and they caught cramps). For the first time in a few hours, Leon and Luis finally got to be alone together, off to the side from everyone else.

"This has been the craziest three days of my life. This island is crazy, but I'm glad I came here." Looking at Luis made him feel warm inside he wasn't just cute, he was damn :3 sexy with it! /Some parts of it was hell, but it completely changed my fate, me falling off that damn boat./ "It has. I don't know what would have happened to me. I would have never been let out of there if you hadn't come," He moved closer. "You're an angel."

/How can I reply to that? I'm not an uke though!/ Bow Leon moved in ever closer. "You remember when those time cards came up?" "Hell yes! We didn't do barely anything, I thought I was gonna cry. That idiot author made it sound like we were really into it!" *gasp* Luis took forever to notice Leon's expression. Eyes half-lidded and cloudy. Heavy breathing./Do I look like that when I'm-/ "Luis?" "Huh?!" Luis paid back attention. "May I?" Before Luis could realize it, Leon already had one had cupped under his chin, and the other arm wrapped around him.

"Kiss you?"

"Please." He begged because although he had so much more he could have said- "Leo- Le-Mrmp!" Leon forced his tongue into Lu (much to both of their pleasure) Leon pulled the man in closer just in case he tried to escape. After a little, he slowly trailed his way down Luis' neck, who could now finally breathe. "Haa...Mmm, mm. Please stop for now," he pleaded trying to push Leon off who was starting to bite.

"Stop resisting," he hissed. Never leaving his gaze, he slipped a hand under the Spanish man's thin shirt. "You better not you horny sonofa-" Was it him, or was Leon's eyes turning...Red? "Do you like that?" the cop asked him as he twisted on his left nipple, hard. "Hell naw!" "Well maybe you'll like this," "OoO!!!" Like a true policeman, Luis was lifted and slammed onto the grass. Leon pinned him down with one arm. /When the hell did he get so strong?/ "Eh? Ese! What da fuck?!" Luis cursed still struggling. /Where is everyone?/

?!?

*Everyone gets ready to go in their houses lol*

?!?

Leon began grinding into the other's legs. "Yahhh! Let me go!" This only excited the seemingly possessed man more. /Okay that's it!/ "You're not Leon!" "How long did it take for you to realize that toots," he issued a voice that wasn't his own. "Wouldn't it be nice how Leon'll feel, if I take his little b*tch right here? And while he thinks he's in love?" He pushed extra hard on the last word forcing Luis to open his legs wider. "Leon's trapped...inside of himself?" /I'll fix this bastard! He doesn't know what I have up my sleeve!/ Since this new Leon was so close t o his face, Luis lifted his head and licked the other's lips. Now it was Leon 2's turn to be freaked. //Get off of him now!!! Once I find out how to get you out of me I rip your F^CKING head off!!!// /Now!/ Luis let out a war cry and with all his might, kicked the living sh*t out of Leon's balls.

"Gyaaahhh-" The agents eye's returned back to their normal clear blue color. The major pain knocked him back to his senses. "Luis! Luis are you alright? It-it wasn't me I swear! I don't know what happened-" He just put his head in his hands. He could only bawl in sadness and anger, but Luis crawled over to him. "I know Leon. I know. It has something to do with Salazar's plot! Odd, this never happened earlier, why did he choose know?" Leon looked up with the most depressed face ever.

Luis held the man in his chest for a few more minutes /He's so adorable like this, but so upset :(.)

He pulled up Leon's face close. "Listen to me. We'll get our revenge! But I won't be able to go anywhere right now unless I know you're okay. None of this is our fault." /He's right, I can't hold us back!/ "I'm fine now Luis." Brown eyes gave him a look. "Seriously!" "I'll believe you under one condition." "Anything."

"Will you be my boyfriend?"

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?!?: Drama and abuse.

Wesker: Where did that come from?

?!?: Obviously the same place as you! How u got here?

Wesker: Well, Leon's copying my swagger! *ignoring question*

?!?: How so?

Wesker: I'm teh only rapist with red eyes over people with brown hair!

?!?: Who fits that description?

Chris: *looks around* What the hell?

?!?: Claire! You better get Wesker!!! Jill!