?!?: I kinda forgot what I was gonna write about, it's been forever since the last paper was erased.

Obama: Sounds like tough sh*t to meh!

?!?: Why are you so mean to me Prez.?

Obama: Because you keep using me in your idiotic antics! What if my wife sees me with you? And another thing, I saw that video you put my head on a body of that female dancer! *Frustrated Grunt Ho!*

?!?: I thought you loved me...

Ashley: *Walks in* Hi Daddy! *Jumps in the bed by Obama*

Obama: Just because your dad is a president doesn't mean it's me!

Chapter 13: Black to Earth

"Owie." Leon stirred awake, his whole entire body was killing him (pun intended). He sat up on what seemed to be the wooden boards of a cabin floor. "What the hell... I've been drinking again!" Leon concluded angrily, because there everyone scattered around him and he was without a memory { Which is called the Who, What, When Syndrome}. Slowly, everyone of the beings around him regained consciousness. "Goddamn it! I've been drinking again!" That was Luis this time, apparentlly thinking he was having one of those nights.

"Hey, has anyone noticed that there are no walls? And it looks totally creepy?" Ada wondered aloud. She was right, it seemed as if there were in an infinite darkness, and the only light was emitting from their own bodies.

"Arise 'Retarted' Warriors!" An omnipotent voice commanded.

"Don't you mean 'retarded'?" Asked Mendel. "NO I meant retarted, because you all have to be the dumbest group of people who aren't legally mentally retarded. Now I arise dammit and know this," the voice paused, and changed to a modern voice instead of its King-Arthur-ish tone.

"There is now way in Zeus that you guys are coming into my crib!"

"Well, what do you mean by crib, are you the devil?" the blonde-winged man asked. "It's not exactly heaven, or hell. More like one large place where everyone chills out, after they die of course. See, there's Hitler and Martin Luther King," some of the darkness cleared like a window, and Hitler and Martin were sitting on a sofa together, laughing over bottles of Smirnoff. Hitler was teaching the other how to cuss in German.

The window faded. "Who'd figure Hell would be so cool," Pooh mused.

"Whatever. The deal is, all of you should be here, but I'm kicking you guys out. I don't want to see you all this century. All of you are here to stop that stupid idiot called Salazar. Everything is happening now, and even before, was because of me. Except for you guys' dying part; I don't know what type of gay sh*t that was. Go. Don't come back for a while. Far well" The darkness cleared, and nobody had a clue what the hell just happened.

They were in the cabin where Leon and Luis had met Pooh. Something told the little bear to check the typewriter located in the corner of his home.

-8:30 p.m. Signed: Capt. Planet.

Everyone had crowded around the insane writing. Obviously, it was logically impossible- everyone knows Captain Planet wouldn't initial his name, duh! "Who are they kidding," Luis scoffed. "Well, let's go get that asshole anyway. This never happened. C'mon Krauser!" Ada stomped off in a rather PMS mode. "Aww, Ada! Why'd you give away my identity!" Although none cared, he stomped off in a rather PMS mode as well, shutting the cabin door behind him.

[The rest of the men were lost in their own thoughts. Yes, this is like in most movies in the middle part where you're going like wtf?! Back to the story.]

"If it really is only 8:30, then we still have time to take him out. But we need to use a different approach," Leon rubbed under his chin, contemplating. "Yeah, we'll just get killed again," Mendel agreed. "Pooh, Mendel, is there some~thing that freak is weak against?" Luis inquired. "Well obviously, its Mendel and his Dad, Salazar," Pooh answered. "If you weren't a stuffed animal..." Mendel breathed under his breath. "It just had to be a picture of me didn't it!" He cried indignantly.

"I've already got the perfect plan," Luis concluded and began grabbing his supplies. "I'll explain it on the way to the mansion!" He turned to look at everyone shocked expressions. "Oh, so you all think Luis is 'el stupido'?" he fumed. He grabbed hold of Leon's hand squeezing tight. "I won't let a mistake happen like this again, ever. I'll get you through this night, and then," at the last thought he smiled mischievously. "Let's just save the 'Bees and the Bees' talk for later." The other three took a while to get the joke; by the time they felt uncomfortable and understand it, they were nearly at the mansion.

?!?: They are alive! Great!

Omni: Yeah, I couldn't have them when they still have work to do on earth.

?!?: So, you are just a spirit that keeps us when we die?

Omni: Something like that.

?!?: I want to know something about death.

Omni: What's that?

?!?: Is there frosting on the other side?

Omni: …Idiot...