?!?: Hi! :3

Obama: Why am I still here?! Didn't I tell you to stop spawning me here?! I have a health care plan and—*looks on the other side of the bed*

Spawn: What? Never saw a dead black man with hellish super powers before?

Obama: … Well, actually. Okay, I got nothin'.

Spawn: It's 'cause I'm black isn't it?!

Obama: No; it's because your epic cape is flowing on its own—and you're dead!

Spawn: Otay! :3 *Cute Creepy Smile of Deateh Ho!*

Obama: Please don't make that face…

?!?: *whispers to Spawn* Do it again… XD

Leon and Luis: Better him than us! XD

Chapter XV: Luis' Ingenious Gigolo Plan!

"Now let's try this at a different position; another angle,"

Luis began to explain to everyone once they were a few minutes away from the castle."Hmp! Why shouldn't we just slash his guts out?! What other angle can you see from just a frontal attack?" Krauser was still a bit sore of Leon, and pissed off at Luis.

"That's useless; no matter how many explosive we have, or superior fighting skills, it won't work. Isn't that correct guys?" He was speaking to Pooh and Mendel. "Yeah, he's freaking indestructible! But he does have one weakness," Mendel provided.

"What might that be, besides the fact he's height-challenged?" Ada asked. A giant OH! Sign popped above Leon's head, which promptly fell onto his skull. "I get it! It's his hat isn't it? He looks like he likes hats!" Krauser gave the dumb blonde a thumbs up sign for his excellent logician skills.

"NO, it's his dad Leon. Not his hat okay," Pooh told him patiently.

"Oh." The man said simply. "But what can we do with this information?"

"Metro PCS is the answer to everything!" Luis said happily. "Now I will require the phone, Leon, and I to be stationed down stairs as everyone carefully raids his bedroom, exactly like last time but the only difference is—"

"You want me to…What the hell are you planning Luis Sera?" Mendel said warily.

"Exactly. Now let's get this show on the road."

8:40 p.m.—are you ready for this?

///Luis Sera is a complete $$hole./// Mendel's thought was true because he was basically thrown to the wolf in this plan. Everyone wasn't going to really raid the room. In actuality, Mendel was the gigolo for Salazar tonight; everyone else was just friendly guards hidden in the shadows. They even decided to dress him up attractively.

"There! You look like Usher mixed with Brad Pitt! Or John Malchovich," Luis looked at his work proudly since he designed him the most. Mendel checked himself out. His shirt was casted aside, leaving only his over coat (he obviously works out) and Ada mysteriously had an anime wig on her (I wonder why) which was silky black with golden bangs and golden ends.

Krauser (don't ask) provided the man with mood-changing contact lenses. "Oh come on! You guys look at me funny with lenses, but nobody said: 'Hey Ada where'd you pull that wig from?' Jeez!" He finished with a smirk because he knew that was plausible. Except he forgot how truly BIG her breasts are.

"Are you ready to save the entire island from peril?" Leon asked his friend.

"That should have been my line!" Mendel growled back, his eyes turning a murky red.

:DDDDDDD:

At the same time as the last chapter (8:37), Saddler called again. This time Leon answered and set it on speaker mode. For some unforeseen miracle, he had the uncanny ability to mimic voices perfectly. (He used to be a damn JROTC hoe).

Leon: *as Mendel* Good evening boss! How are you?

Saddler: Terrifically horrible. Are you about to start that ridiculous show my son started?

Leon: Yes sir! He's right on the couch eating chips!

Saddler: Let me talk to him.

Leon: *as Salazar* Hi Da-da! We are about to start soon. I like killing! :3

Saddler: I can see your face through the phone, don't do that!

Leon: *with an attitude* Well I love you too!

Saddler: You best be getting' off the phone before I reach through and whup yo ass!

Leon: *as Mendel* I'm back boss. Gotta love kids, huh?

Saddler: Whatever. I'm just using this to test out a new parasite on his subjects. Did he give it to everyone like I asked?

Leon: Well... I mean, yes sir. But what are the symptoms?

Saddler: That's right, I never told you. Give you the Crazies, loss of memory, rapist strength, and in the extreme stages, you develop red eyes!

Leon: Wh-Where is the antidote? Just in case we might need it.

Saddler: Oh yeah… Salazar put it somewhere. Listen I gotta go—Mardi Gras' starting!

Leon: Yeah. Good evening sir. *click*

"OMG! Leon had all of those symptoms said just now! You must find out where Salazar hid the cure!" Now Mendel really didn't have a way out of Luis' set up. "Of course I will," he forced out of his mouth.

"Get ready. This is Phase 1 of Mendel Hispanic-o: Male Gigolo!"

"Not cool dude," Pooh nodded along with Krauser's comment."

?!?: Luis is a complete genius!!!

Luis: Why thank you! I worked hard on it!

Mendel: Says you! *Pout*

Leon: Wow. You do look different though.

Mendel: Really?

Ada: You look kinda gangsta!

Salazar: Like a sexy Hispanic gangsta! WHOOO! TAKE IT OFF!

Everyone except Luis: …

Luis: Oh yeah; I are the greatest man alive! :3

Obama: *in the bed sleepily* Be quiet retarts! I'm sleep! Damn! *rolls over* And don't make that face!

Spawn: *rolls over with him* Yeah!