The Wedding

As the dawn broke the ebony heavens and extinguished the shiny diamond stars there came a great noise. Beryl's wedding day had arrived and she was elated beyond belief because of it. Finally she would take her rightful place as the Queen of the Earth, then the Moon and finally the whole universe! Oh she was just jumping with joy from all of the rushing emotions.

From all corners of the world, from the darkest caves to the highest mountain top all the world's greatest evil flocked to the citadel to attend Beryl's wedding. It was almost impossible to find seats for the wedding because of how many foul creatures and beast had come. Furthermore the noise they made could easily lead one to become deaf.

All of Beryl's slaves were overworked as they prepared for the wedding. Neo Queen Serenity was also busy. She was putting the finishing touches on Beryl's wedding dress. It was a good thing she had magic scissor because she sucked at needlepoint.

"Even in this snow white gown she still will be ugly," she muttered quietly as she finished the gloves. She made sure to adore them with tiny bits of amethysts and then accented them with diamonds.

Beryl came thundering in the room, her face contorted with rage. "Well? You lazy little girl? Is my gown ready?"

She bowed once and smiled holding out the gown. "It is finished, my Mistress. I've already taken the liberty of getting you something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue."

"Oh and what might those be?" she asked cantankerously as she seized the gown from her. Neo Queen Serenity walked over to the table and brought over a box. She opened the box and handed Beryl the contents.

"You're something old is your tiara, which I've been polishing since one in the morning last night. Something new is the dress itself, something borrowed are these earring I borrowed from one of the other slaves. And something blue are the flowers in your bouquet. Do you need any help getting into your dress?"

"No, I do not, silly girl! I want you to go and set up the feast. And make sure the wine is of the finest quality. And make sure you also have a delicious cake is awaiting for us."

"It shall be done, my Mistress. All must be perfect if you are to be crowned Queen of the Earth. By the way you look positively ravishing in that dress. You truly surpass Neo Queen Serenity in beauty."

"Thank you, girl, now if you would please leave me alone!"

Neo Queen Serenity just smiled as she exited the room. She knew she had laid it on a bit too thick. But if lying through her teeth was the only way to make sure Beryl's ego blinded her judgment, then so be it.

By the time Neo Queen Serenity had reached the dinning hall she could only hold her breath. For the foul stench of all the Earth's evil was threaten to overpower her nostrils. Still she had a job to do. She slowly walked over to the long yew table and spread the enchanted tablecloth over it. Then she clapped her hands and watched the monsters starting to engorge themselves on its contents. But before they could dine any further Beryl and Endymion showed up.

"STOP YOU PIGS!" bellowed Beryl has she sat down on her onyx throne. "We must wait for the Master. He must be here before we begin to dine. So mind your manners and wait!"

"Its okay, Beryl, I don't mind! Let's party!" cackled Satan as he materialized on the only vacant chair left. Everyone joined him in a cackle as he raised his empty goblet. "We are too united good and evil today. A most special occasion indeed. As long as there is good there shall be evil. So let us raise our goblet in a toast to the happy couple!"

"Let me fill your drinks. I've concocted the perfect wine for this occasion!" declared Neo Queen Serenity as she produced her potion. Ever so careful she poured the potion into all the monsters and beast cups. When she reached Endymion she slipped him some real wine. She made sure Beryl's cup was filled to the brim with her potion.

"Now let us enjoy our feast!" declared Beryl as she took a hearty sip of the wine.

For a few moments nothing happened and Neo Queen Serenity was worried she hadn't made the potion evil enough. But then all of sudden the merriment was silenced with an explosion as the guest one by one exploded from ingesting the tainted wine.

After all but Beryl and Satan remained she smiled. She watched as Satan disappeared in a cloud of sparks claiming he must've been at the wrong party. She then revealed herself to Beryl.

"You've lost Beryl, too much evil destroys evil. Have a nice trip to hell!"

As Beryl started to quake she rang out in fury "ALL FOR NOTHING! NO!!!!!!!!!!" as she too exploded.

Endymion then ran and embraced his wife and they shared a most passionate kiss. Seeing how their love had been strong enough to overcome so many trials and obstacles they're finally at long last together.

And all of the slaves and people of Earth cheer in elation as Beryl's final defeat. It would be a day in history would never forget.