Else where on the ship, Princess Emia stood waiting round the corner with a odd looking hand gun that had a nuzzle that was about eight foot long. Six guards in full white armour and helmets with Gay patrol' written on the front, were making there way towards her but not yet seeing her. She then looked at her side to where the guard wearing pink Elton John glasses was and then gave him a quick nod. She then jumped out and then fired at one of the guards hitting him strait in the head and forcing him to fly backwards.
"set your guns to stun!" one of them shouted before they all fired at her.
She then dived slowly, in a near walk round the corner again. "well I give up!" she said then tossed the gun down as the pink glasses wearing guard started to poke it with a long stick. "what happened to giving me cover?"
"cov... a what?" he said then the princess looked at him annoyed.
"I hate you!" she said narrowing her eyes at him.
He then took a quick look round the corner and then saw the mass and blood that was now staining the walls and floor. "and I suppose I'm going to have to clean that up?" he said in a agitated tone.
"you're a solder not a cleaner!" the princess said confusedly. "why are they still firing at me? Why don't they just walk round the corner and capture me? Some idiot must be running this army!" she said looking back at the men.
She then saw John poking his face with the stick and gave a sye. "come out princess!" one of the guards said.
"I don't know any Princess! there's no princess here!" Emia shouted back.
"oh! Sorry then. My mistake, we thought you were someone else. Okay men, set your guns to kill!" he said then they began to twiddle with there weapons.
"oh crap!" Emia said looking shocked as the soldier next to her started making sucking noises and pocking his hand.
"maybe we should just surrender. If they carried on firing then the ship will take weeks to clean!" privet Coupland said peering round the corner.
"you're a guard not a cleaner so why do you always want to clean?" the princess said just ducking out of the way from a lazar.
"my dad forced me to be a solder! I always wanted to be a cleaner for a space station," he said then a vase of flowers that were covenantal placed in the middle of the white hall were shot. "I should go get that," he said then dashed of into the live fire.
he leaped out and was totally missed by all the guards. he then stood up and began to do a odd little dance as the fire started to hit the floor just neat to his feet and then he reached the table and began to clean the smashed vase while the bullets and lasers carried on firing.
"oh forget it! These things never seem to hit anything," one of the guards shouted then tossed his laser gun at John which hit him strait in the back of the head and knocked him out.
"why didn't you do that before?" one of his companions said looking at him.
he shrugged then walked to the fallen Coupland. there was suddenly a small beeping noise and then one of them grabbed a small walkie- talkie.
"Tango, Papa and a packet of crisps with Uniform, Romeo and Juilet!" he said into his walkie-talkie.
"what?" came a faded reply.
"Eco section reporting!" he said into the device.
he listened for a while then replied with roger'. "who was that?" one of the men said in anticipation.
"your mother. she said that she want you back before ten," he replayed.
"oh okay, but I was going to go play pole with some of the guys!" he said back looking a little hart broken.
"you idiot, it was the boss! he said that if there's anyone here that we need to bring them back alive!" he said then set his gun to stun again. "you two take this guy while I get the girl that looks like she has pretzels growing out the side of her head," he said then the princess ran out.
"oy! I didn't want to have my hair up like this you know! the king forced me to!" she said then the guard shot her in the neck. "owe! I feel a little tired!" she said swirling round a bit then fell to the floor.
at the control panel, men in black suits and a few guards in white were taking control of the ship and putting it on a new course.
"sir! one of the escape pods have unconnected it's self from the ship! shale we shoot it down?" one of the men in black said to another that had a name tag saying Billy on it.
"no need. there's no life aboard and it would be a waste," Billy said looking at one of the monitors.
"but were Americans! we always use up our ammo on the most stupidest things and then complain that we don't have any left, and then if anything or anyone is alive we ever shoot them or begin to interrogate them!" he said and then everyone stopped as the door slid open and the princess came in forced by some of the guards.
"we have found the princess. please inform master Daft Vador!" one of the guards said to Billy.
"right away! take her to the cells down stairs and keep an eye on her!" he said then ran of.
in the escape capsule, two unlikely sources were making there way to a planet that has a name that is truly hard to pronounce three time fast.
"what do you mean were going to planet Dangermelcy Twicondoneaya? where's that!" C-3TO said looking confused at the small robot.
"bleep bleep bleeping bleep!" YM-CA beeped.
"what do you mean the cordence are already in the escape capsule!" C-3TO said.
"bleep bleep!" YM-CA then Bleeped.
"what do you mean so you can complete your mission?" C-3TO said.
"Bleep bleep, blop blip!" YM-CA said.
"what do you mean why have I got to keep repeating everything you say?" C-3TO said.
"Bleep!"
"I don't really know but I suppose it's because I'm one of the only things that can talk that under stand you bleeping nonsense!" C-3TO said.
the escape capsule soon hit ground and tossed the two robots out several feet away. they soon stood up and made there way to each other. they had a look at there surroundings and were pretty lost to where they were.
"what now?" C-3TO said looking round.
"Beeping!" YM-CA said.
"why do we need to find this Ant-Oni? you know what? your just a stupid beeping robot and I'm going this way!" C-3TO said looking to there left.
"Bleep blop!"
"well if this Ant-Oni is defiantly that way, then I'm defiantly going that way!" it said now pointing to it's right. "your going to get us killed!"
both robots carried on in different directions and because C-3TO is really annoying, we will carried on seeing what happened to YM-CA on it journey. it carried on wheeling on it's little wheels across the sand with out sinking or getting stuck somehow unknown to man. then carried on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and just carried on going on and on till it reached a canyon and then it carried on through it. still carrying on and keeping going with out stopping. just going on and on and on and on and on till it was shot with something that short-circuited it. see, wasn't that more fun than what happened to the golden robot? YM-CA was then shot up by three hooded creatures that wore long brown cloaks and had small yellow eyes through a shoot and into a large mobile cargo holding machine and then taken to the next city/small house town type thing. You can just tell that I am one of those rare people that are not stupid can't you? Well anyway, back to the story.
inside the mobile type device, YM-CA was met up by C-3TO."see! your way would have lead us into danger!" C-3TO said happily.
"Blop?" YM-CA said.
"so what if I got captured to! your way would have still lead us to danger so I was still right,"