Alright, today at school, I drew pink lines across my cheeks and said it was war paint, and I was a warrior from the Cool Tribe. I said Water Tribe, but people that I was a loser… So I had to stop that. Haha. Thus, this drabble was formed. Enjoy….

Ahh… war paint. The symbolism of a warrior. Now, I'm not trying to brag or anything. But I am a GREAT warrior. I mean, Come on, I'm Sokka. The name itself tells you I am a great warrior. But, life isn't fair for great warriors like me…Why? Why you ask! Well, that is a very, very wonderful Sokka Tale. If you don't already know I have a bossy sister, then there you go. Then there is the fact I travel with a monk who is 12 years old and doesn't know how to handle the ladies like I do.It's kinda pathetic really, because he cramps my style. I like to call it the Sokka Style. Also, there's this tea loving old guy, a sarcastic blind girl. and an angry has-been pony tail freak. But I kinda wonder what happened last night when I woke up and Zuko was standing above me, claiming to be borrowing some of my Water Tribe scented colonge. Now about the war paint...

"Ok.. Sokka, I'm sorry why do you have that stuff… on your face?" Aang asked all cocking his head at my manliness. I chuckled at his ig-…. Ig-…… IGNORANTY LIKE … actions…

"Oh, Aang, You have a lot to learn about a man, and his manliness." My sister Katara rolled his eyes and walked up and ran a finger down my face.

"Hey! My maliness! You are earseing the very thing that makes me a man!" I scowled. My La. She even had the nerve to glare at me! "You women just don't understand this… this… STUFF! I mean… yea!"

Katara smirked at me with that womanly look that only women could possibly do. All you guys know what I am talking about. The kind that they give you that makes you feel dumb.

"Like what exactly?"

"Like… Like… LOTS OF STUFF! Take shaving! I mean there is an angle and wrist movement to all of it! Honestly! You just don't understand it!"

I heard Toph snort over where she was. This people just don't understand me. I'm the only man at this camp am I?

Zuko threw a rock at me! From all the way from the campfire like 80 billion feet away!

"Sokka you aren't the only "man here", it doesn't take a certain wrist movement you idiot. You just shave off the hair."

Iroh started to laugh at me too! That tea drinking old bat! Pretty soon everyone was laughing at me! I don't understand really why! I mean I haven't like… defiled my manliness have I?

Then Ty Lee has to walk over. I kinda regret her ditching Zuko's crazy sister and that creepy emo girl. I really do. For the following reason.

"Sokka… I don't want to burst your bubble or anything. But why did you right The Idiot Sleeps Here on your forehead?"