"I can't believe the Crappy Barn just opened a shoe store" scoffed Nikki as her and Jen walked passed The Ladies Sneaker n' Shoe Barn, they then saw a tall boy, same age as them, light skinned, wore a red baseball cap with a black hoodie, black pants and black high tops, he went in because he saw a "Help Wanted" sign. Nikki looked at him, "What self-respecting person would want to work under a franchise such as the Tacky Barn?" she chuckled, the boy looked at her; "A person who needs money" the boy chuckled back as he went into the store and Nikki and Jen walked towards the food court.

[AT THE FOOD COURT]

Wyatt was sitting at a table enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee, when Jen and Nikki walked up to him and sat down. "Hey Wyatt" Jen and Nikki said in unison, "Hey girls" replied Wyatt. Caitlin was busy reading a magazine to realize anybody, then bringing up the rear were Jonsey and Jude, Jonsey was grinning from ear to ear, Nikki looked up at him; "So, Jonsey what's with the grin?" asked Nikki. "You're looking at the new salesman in the Ladies Sneaker n' Shoe Barn" replied Jonsey, "Hey didn't that guy who we talked to look for a job there?" asked Jen, "Which guy brah?" asked Jude. Nikki was trying to recall what he looked like; "Uhmmm, he wore a red baseball cap and a black hoodie" said Nikki, "Oh you mean Christian?" asked Jonsey, "Yeah he's cool, we were all talking before me and him got interviewed" said Jonsey, "Oh so that's his name" replied Nikki, "That's who's name?" asked Caitlin as she was still reading her magazine, "Just this guy me and Jen bumped into before, he was kinda cute" said Nikki, "Cute?" Jonsey asked as he gave Nikki a strange look. "Don't start Jonsey" said Nikki, "What, I wasn't gonna-" said Jonsey but Nikki cut him off, "Don't start Jonsey!" Nikki said sternly. Jonsey just sat down and did what he was told and then out of the blue, Christian came to the food court and went up to the Lemon, "Hey could I get a Lemon Whip?" asked Christian, Caitlin lifted her head from the magazine and was astounded at his good looks, "S-s-sure" she stuttered as she prepared a lemon whip. "Hey Christian!" exclaimed Jonsey, Christian looked over and saw Jonsey; "Hey Jonsey! I got the job! Looks like we're co-workers!" exclaimed Christian, "Awesome dude!" replied Jonsey. "Here's your lemon whip, that'll be $3.00" said Caitlin as she handed him the drink, "Thanks" replied Christian as he handed the money to Caitlin and he went to sit with everyone, "Well if y'all haven't heard, I'm Christian…Christian McGrath" he said.

"Well you already know me and Jude" said Jonsey

"I'm Nikki" said Nikki

"My name's Wyatt" said Wyatt

"I'm Caitlin" said Caitlin

"My name's Jen" said Jen

Christian took a sip of his lemon whip, he cringed hard because it was sour and he hacked up a little bit of it, "Jeez this sucks" Christian said, but thankfully Caitlin didn't hear him, "Dude she hasn't really gotten lemon whips down to a T yet" said Jude, Christian just laughed it off and tried to fire down the extremely sour concoction.

[THE NEXT DAY]

Jonsey and Christian had waited outside the Ladies Sneaker and Shoe Barn waiting orders from, to their dismay The Clones. While they were waiting they decided to make idle chit chat, "So Jonsey, you got a girlfriend?" asked Christian, "Well ex-girlfriend" replied Jonsey, "Me and Nikki dated for a while but we broke up" said Jonsey. "Harsh dude, I had a girlfriend once but she was a bitch" said Christian, after 20 minutes of waiting, the Clones had arrived; "Alright you two" said Chrissy, "Here are your keys to open up and lockup at night, we're one floor up if you need anything or if you have any questions" said Chrissy who surprisingly was in a good mood. "Got it chief" said Christian, Kristen had her eyes on Christian, she gave a little wink and blew him a kiss, Christian felt awkward about it, as a relationship with one of his employers wasn't on his agenda. The Clones walked away, "Christian is like so cute!" squealed Kristen, "I like know right?" replied Kirsten, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" the two squealed together as Chrissy just rolled her eyes "Dumbasses" Chrissy said to herself. "Well…this is how I pictured it" said Christian, "What? Your first job?" asked Jonsey, "No, hell" replied Christian as him and Jonsey awaited their first customer. After a good 40 minutes of waiting a customer walked in, she was an obese female, "You take that one" said Jonsey, "Bastard" Christian mumbled under his breath, the lady had picked up a pair of sneakers, they were a size 6 but her foot was not a size six. "I see we've made a decision, well let's try them on" said Christian. The lady took off her shoes and Christian tried to get the one sneaker on her foot but to no avail, no matter how hard he struggled he couldn't get it on, meanwhile the lady would cringe a little bit in pain; "I'm sorry, I was a size six before aerobics class, all that jumping must've expanded my foot" said the lady, "Then I see you must've fallen on your butt a time or two" Christian wisecracked. "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE!" exclaimed the lady, "Well I'd say it behind your back but I don't have a car!" Christian wisecracked, the lady left the store in a huff, and meanwhile Jonsey was cracking up laughing in the corner, "It's gonna be a long day" Christian thought to himself.

Well, its my first fic in a while but I've been up to my eyeballs in homework and finals but thank God it's all over, so yeah. A lot of fat jokes I'm using here, give credit to Ed O'Neill aka Al Bundy, because well….he's the genius behind them.