"You're taking the next one!" exclaimed Christian as Jonsey began to come out of his little laughter coma, "OK…OK, I'm better now…sure no
problem" replied Jonsey still giggling a little, then another customer walked in, she was a buxom blonde, she was tall and had on a baby tee
revealing her midriff, blue tight jeans and a pair of high heels. "Thanks for letting me have this one! You get the next one!" exclaimed a lovesick
Jonsey as he rushed over to her, then another lady walked in, she was an obese one, Christian looked up at the ceiling; "That's a good one God"
he said as he winked. She was looking around and she found a pair of high heeled shoes, she walked over to Christian and sat down, she took
off her shoes and Christian much like the other woman struggled to get them on, "Sir, you know what I don't think I like this shade of blue" said
the obese lady, "Well I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll stand you in front of a mirror and I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that
is satisfactory to you, you yell Moo and I'll stop" said Christian. "That's it I'm taking my business elsewhere!" exclaimed the lady, "May I suggest
Jenny Craig?" replied Christian as the lady stormed out. Meanwhile Jonsey actually got the blonde's phone number and he gave her a free pair of
shoes, "Dude we're so gonna get fired, I rip on fat chicks and you just gave away a free pair of shoes" said Christian.
[AT THE KHAKI BARN]
Chrissy was watching what was going on in the shoe store via a monitor that was linked to the security camera in the store, "I cannot believe
Jonsey gave away a free pair of shoes! I wonder why that fat lady walked out on Christian" said Chrissy, "All I know is Jonsey is fired and either
one of you or Nikki are gonna have to go down and work with him!" exclaimed Chrissy. "I'LL DO IT!" both Kristen and Kirsten said in unison, "NO I
WILL!" they both shouted in unison again, and then the fur started flying, Kirsten slapped Kristen
"Bitch!" exclaimed Kirsten
"Whore!" exclaimed Kristen as she grabbed Kirsten's hair
"Skank!" exclaimed Kirsten as she punched Kristen
"Slut!" yelled Kristen as she spit in Kirsten's face
Boy, were those girls scrapping and it really ticked off Chrissy, "NIKK! Go down to the shoe store, you're working with Christian! TELL JONSEY TO
GET HIS SORRY ASS UP HERE NOW!" exclaimed Chrissy as everyone in the store stopped what they were doing for one brief second because of all
the commotion. "You got it" said Nikki as she left the store and went to the lower level to the shoe store and Chrissy went to successfully break
up the two fighting clones. Nikki was on the escalator going downstairs and she then got to the shoe store, she entered and say Christian asleep
and Jonsey reading a magazine, "I see you two are hard at work" Nikki joked. Christian woke up, and Jonsey looked at Nikki. "So what brings you
to our neck of woods?" asked Christian, "Well being the bearer of bad news this should come as no surprise to Jonsey" said Nikki, "What
happened?" asked Jonsey. "The Clones want you upstairs at the Tacky Barn pronto" replied Nikki, "I'm probably getting a raise!" exclaimed
Jonsey, "I wouldn't count on it" replied Nikki but Jonsey was already on his way upstairs. "So what happened?" asked Christian, "He's getting
fired for apparently giving a hot girl a free pair of shoes" replied Nikki, and before Christian could reply an old woman opened the door, "I need
some shoes" she said, "The blacksmith's around the corner!" replied Christian, "Well I never!" exclaimed the lady as she shut the door and walked
away. Nikki began to laugh, "What the hell is up with you?" she chuckled, "I'm just bored" replied Christian.
[AT THE CRAPPY…pardon me, KHAKI BARN]
Jonsey entered the store and saw Chrissy giving him an angry look, "Hey what did I do?" asked Jonsey, "THIS!" exclaimed Chrissy as she showed
Jonsey the video of him giving away a free pair of shoes, "Oh…" Jonsey said in shame, "Hand over your key, you're done!" exclaimed Chrissy as
Jonsey did what he was told; "Now OUT!" exclaimed Chrissy as Jonsey hung his head in shame, he turned and noticed Kristen and Kirsten were
battered and bruised but he didn't bother to say a word nor rat out Christian to Chrissy.
[BACK AT THE SHOE STORE]
"Then he says to me that's no hippo THAT'S MY WIFE!" laughed Christian as Nikki laughed too, "One question…do you have a girlfriend?" asked
Nikki, "Nah, we broke up" replied Christian, "What happened?" asked Nikki, "She cheated, the stupid bitch" replied Christian. Nikki couldn't tell him
how she felt about him, she really just couldn't muster up the strength but she knew she had to.
Well that chapter's in the books, next one will be up soon and also yet again 90% of the fat jokes or insults belong to Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill) so all credit goes to him!