I may have messed up in the timing. Sorry :P Once again, I own nothing here.


It was morning. It was to be my first day of school. I chose to wear a tank top, mini-skirt, fishnet stockings and high heels topped of with my piss yellow parka this day. I was hoping to blend right in. I went down to find that Charlie had left already, not even wishing me luck on my first day. I hopped into my truck and drove to school, instinctively knowing where it was even though Charlie never told me and not once have I been there. I thought my awesome truck would draw too much attention, but most if not all the cars seemed to fair the same as mine. The "fanciest" car there was a Volvo with a "Kiss the Driver" bumper sticker. I went out the car and yelled "HELLO FORKS!" at the top of my lungs, hoping not to get too much attention.

Like a poor skanky looking nerd, I was lost already. Where the hell was the damn entrance to this school? "Hello there you must be Isabella Swan but since your eye twitched I'll just call you Bella!" a fast talking Asian greeted me. " My name's Eric I'm a total nerd I love Pokemon almost as much as I love you and I want to show you around." He told me before I could say anything.
"Uhm thanks." I awkwardly said. "I see your first class is gym yay me too this way please!" He pushed me to the way.

Gym was easier than I expected. Sure my clumsiness (made to be a character flaw but was proved to be adorable) made me slip and bleed a couple of times. Sure, I hit two girls on the head with my feet (don't ask). But other wise, it was all good.
"Hey there! You must be Isabella Swan" A blue eyed, pre-pubesent looking boy said. My eye twitched like crazy. "Cool," he said. "Is that a new greeting?" He asked, eye twitching.
"Call. Me. Bella." I told him "Ok, hi Bella. We just met but I'm already inlove with you." "Uhm. Thanks but I only like totally hot, Greek god-like people. Or he doesn't have to be human. He could be totally dangerous and lacking depth. But he has to be hot." I told him as-a-matter-of-factly.
"Oh. That's okay. I'll still follow you around like an annoying puppy that you just want to put to sleep. We have Biology together. Come on." He told me, still smiling.

The class had almost begun when we got there. The teacher pointed to the only available seat. It was next to a Greek god. The boy had reddish brown hair, perfectly done. His face was like angels sculpted it. He was the hottest person I've ever seen. But a frown was on his face, like he smelled something bad. Did he smell my fart? Damn, I hope no one else noticed. I sat next to him. He scooted as far away from me as possible. I think he was freaked out by the fact that I was just staring at him, all twitchy and awkward. He glared at me. I smiled back.