After I learned Edward's secret, he decided it was time to meet his family. He suggested we play baseball.
"Baseball?" I asked.
"It's the American past time." He explained, smiling.
"But aren't you guys from Transylvania?" I asked, confused.
Edward sighed. "Nevermind Bella."
So we met up with his whole, hot, family near in some forest. It was kind of raining and thundering. Edward told me I'd see why they only played during thunder.
"Is it because you guys love having the flu?" I asked.
Edward rolled his eyes at me and told me to just come with him.
I could see why they only played during thunder. Whenever they crashed it sounded like two huge boulders hitting, or thunder. That was all that Edward and his huge idiot brother, Emmett, did. Crash into each other. All his b*tch sister, Rosalie, did was twirl her blonde hair and go "Emmett is like, so hot." Alice, the creepy sister, kept poking me and touching my hair.
"Why are you so obsessed with me?" I asked her. She didn't answer.
Jasper, the guy who never blinked, kept staring at me. I guess he thought the "very open eyed never blinking look" would be hot, but it was just really creepy. Dr. and Mrs. Cullen just kept their arms around each other. Nothing about Edward's siblings are worth mentioning, because they aren't important. All of a sudden, two guys and a girl walked up to us.
"Hey! Can we play?" The girl, Victoria, asked.
"Sure," dr. Cullen replied. "You guys can bat first." He added. Then he laughed.
The three newcomers and the Cullens stared at him.
"You know, cause we're vampires. BAT first. Bat.." He explained. "Ah nevermind. Tough crowd."
"Oh wait. Nevermind. We don't want to play anymore. We just want to eat the girl." The other guy, Laurent, told us.
"Oh noes! You can't have her." Edward told them, pouting.
"AAW. But we are hungry.." James, the other other guy, whined.
"Well too BAD!" Alice told them triumphantly.
"Fine. I'll just follow you home and try to steal her while you stop me. So then I'd pretend to kidnap her mom and then she'd go to me and I'd try to kill her but you come save her and kick my ass. My two partners will be useless in this scene." James explained.
"Ok. Take road 154, because 155 is too traffic." Dr. Cullen told them, hopping into the car.
"Ok thanks bye." James said, hopping into his own car (where'd that come from?)
"Since we're useless here, we'll just disappear." Victoria said. Then she and Laurent disappeared into thin air.
"K, road trip!" Emmett yelled.
About the baseball part.. I don't know anything about baseball so I just didn't really mention it much. sorry if there are spelling errors.. my spell checker is not working.