Sorrry for the errors. :D

"Guys.. I think James is after me." I informed the Cullens, scared.

"Yes Bella. He told us that." Alice told me patiently.

"Oh. I think he'll trick me or something."

"He said that too."

"Oh."

We were in the Cullens garage now. I don't know why it seemed like they were preparing for war. James was out numbered. There were seven of the Cullens and one of him. They could all take him at once and get it over with. But no. They wanted the drama. Plus, I have pepper spray. Everybody knows that nobody and nothing can beat pepper spray.

"I don't understand why you guys can't take him all at once." I told them my thoughts.

"We're scared. And we take comfort in separation." Esme told me.

"I don't get why we're, like, protecting her." Rosalie told them, chewing her hair.

"Because the stupid plot (or lack thereof) tells us too, moron!" Alice exclaimed.

"Fine, geez."

I rode the car with Alice and Jasper. Alice drove and Jasper stared at me the whole ride. Near the hotel, I got a phone call from James.

"Oh hai!" I greeted.

"Hellows. It's me, James. I got your mom. Don't worry, I'm just pretending. Meet me at the ballet studio." He told me.

"OMG! Don't hurt my mom!" I yelled.

"I don't really have her. I'm just tricking you!"

"I'll come! Just don't hurt her!" I yelled. I slammed the phone shut. "Guys, drop me off over there." I pointed to the corner.

"Why?" Alice asked. Jasper stared at me, as usual.

"Uh.. I have to.. pee." I lied.

"Oh. Ok." Alice replied.

"Want me to come with you?" Jasper asked.

"No.. I'm good." I replied, creeped out.

I got out and walked to the corner. Then, when I was out of sight, I ran. To the ballet studio. When I got there, I was happy to find the door was unlocked. I went in. I followed the music. When I saw where the music was coming from, I was shocked. James was doing all these ballet moves.

"I could never do that." I told him.

"That's why I'm doing it. DANCE! Or else your mom, who I never really kidnapped, will.. Well, since she's not with me, nothing can happen to her.." James told me, holding up the video tape.

"Fine, just don't hurt her!" I started dancing. I danced and I danced. Then, I fell over some boxes.

"Hey are you okay?" James asked, concerned.

"No. Stay away. I'm okay." I told him. Then, since I was clumsy, as I stood up I tripped over my feet and hit my head on some rails.

"Ok, we should stop." James told me.

"NO!" As I stood up, I hit my head on the rails. Then Edward walked in.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?" He yelled at James.

"I swear, she did that to herself!" James told him defensively.

"I'll kill you!" And he did. Since this wasn't about our undying love, it's not worth mentioning.

"Edward! You saved me! I love you! Let's get married!" I yelled.

"Woah woah woah. Bella. I sparkle."

"I know."

"I wear tight clothes. Tight pants."

"What are you trying to say?"

"My hair is always perfect.."

"Yeah..?" I was confused.

"I wear make-up."

"So?"

"Bella," he sighed. "I'm gay."

:THE END:

I always hoped that twilight would end this way. This has been fun. Thanks for the reviews, review more if you wish. It's appreciated and yes, I do read them and I'm not just saying. I'll rest for a while, then maybe I'll make something new. K bye for now.