a/n My first song fic! The Stray cat tribe now have another magic cat. Theta. And he's out to show Axel that Axel has never had a friend like him.

Disclaimer: I own the Stray cat tribe. That's it.

Axel and Theta were walking through the empty streets of the late winter night, and were somehow free from the snow. "Axel! Isn't this awesome! I have new magic powers!" Theta said and made his fur glow once again.

Axel rolled his eyes and smiled. "Yes it is Theta, but your still the same as everyone else." He said, knowing it wasn't true.

"Oh yeah?" Theta smirked and did something Axel didn't expect, sing.

Theta: Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Axel, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?

Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Mister Axel, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

"So, did that prove anything?" Theta questioned, trying to look superior.

"No. No it didn't."

"What!"

"Theta, you're still the same crazy, destructive tom kitten that we all know and love. Except now you're dangerous." Axel laughed and gave the younger tom and noogie, and they both laughed.

MOW: That was fun to write!

Theta: That was fun day.

MOW: Yeah No one cares.

Live Long, Prosper, and SPOON! - MOW