a/n My first song fic! The Stray cat tribe has one thief, and she's quite good. The only good one is Firefox.

Disclaimer: I own the Stray cat tribe. That's it.

Firefox ran through the streets with a piece of bread she stole from a house cat in her mouth. She didn't get what the big deal was! That cat was a filthy rich over fed house cat and Firefox needed food for her and her daughter. She turned and saw not one, but a crowd of house cats. "Oh come on!" The half blind, magical cat burglar yowled and ran.

"Get back here and give us back that bread, flea bag!" One house cat yowled after her. She kept running and started to sing.

Firefox: Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the claw
I steal only what I can't afford

Firefox: One jump ahead of the lawcat
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke

House cats: Riffraff! Street cat! Scoundrel! Take that!

Firefox: Just a little snack, guys

House cats: Rip her open, take it back, guys

Firefox: I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Mielikki!

House cats: Who?

dogs: Oh it's that Firefox's hit the bottom.
She's become a one-man rise in crime
I'd blame parents except she hasn't got 'em

Firefox: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!

Firefox: One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitcat
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block

House cats: Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!

Firefox: Let's not be too hasty

Dog who had bitten part of Foxy's ear off: Still I think she's rather tasty

Firefox: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we'd get along

House cats: Wrong!

Firefox see's a tunnel she has always used to escape trouble.

Firefox: One jump ahead of the paw prints
(Vandal!)
One hop ahead of the thump
(Street rat!)
One trick ahead of disaster
(Scoundrel!)
They're quick, but I'm much faster
(Take that!)
Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump

Firefox jumped down the hole and ran to her house eating the bread with Mieli and then going to sleep. The last thing she said to herself was: Man that was fun!

MOW: That would be fun!

Theta: You have a lot of Firefox.

MOW: Thank you! :)

Live Long, Prosper, and SPOON! - MOW