a/n My first song fic! The Stray cat tribe has bit of trouble with the older house cats, and the diabolical duo (Cheiron and Mielikki) are not going to stand for it.

Disclaimer: I own the Stray cat tribe. That's it.


A snowshoe teenage tom stood next to ginger Turkish angora/American tabby mix teenage queen as the two older house cats stalked toward them. "Well well. If it isn't the teenage stray filth duo? What should do with them Finter?" One, a Russian blue cat, hissed to the other one, a cream Javanese one. Cheiron's ears went back and Mieli hissed. Neither of them were fond of house cats.

"I don't know Aprilette. Maybe we should chase them down?" The Javanese tom responded to the Russian blue queen. The two sneered and stalked toward the strays. Mieli, both bravely and stupidly, took a step forward.

"Maybe we should give the delight of song, not that filthy house pets like you deserve it." Mieli hissed and the house cats nodded and sat down. Cheiron had no idea, but the the slightly younger Mielikki had a trick up her sleeve too buy some time.

Mieli: People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Cheir quickly spotted what she was pulling off and lended his voice to the act.

Cheir: Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-generation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Mieli smiled at her partner in cat crime and continued the song.

Mieli: Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
And don't try to d-dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-generation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

They caught the look in each others eyes and saw the house cats were close to being in the five second spell. The duo decided to finish together.

Both: People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we g-g-get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Yeah, I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

The house cats were trapped in the spell for five seconds, but when they snapped out of it, Mielikki and Cheiron were already gone. Mieli laughed as they ran through the alleyway on the way too the yard. "Man that was fun!" She meowed happily.

"Yeah! You REALLY saved us back there!" Cheiron added and climbed up the steps.

"Thank you. That was like most things I do. Improvision is talent for us!" She hopped up to the box.

"You got that right Mieli!" Cheiron meowed with a smile and he kissed her.

When they were at the top box in front of the tunnel into the yard, they looked at each other and smiled like idiots. "And when you finally think of who has done it, Mielikki and Cheiron are already gone!" They sang together and jumped into the yard.


MOW: That was fun! Gosh I love that song! It's from an awesome movie called Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagg Me

Theta comes running through: CCOOOOFFEEEEEEEEE!

MOW: Oh dear.

Live Long, Prosper, and SPOON! - MOW