a/n My first song fic! The Stray cat tribe 'curious cat' has a lesson she needs too teach a tom who is choreographing a song.

Disclaimer: I own the Stray cat tribe. That's it.


Raduan peeked into Ti Ta Tabby's den. "Um...Tabby, I was wondering if I could have your help in something. I'm in charge of choreographing a dance in the Stray cat ball, and I was wondering if you'd give me some advice?" He said and stepped into her den.

"Sure Radu! Just tell me what your planning." She responded and sat in front of him.

"Well, I was thinking about mates doing a duet dance together and then Mara, Silho, and Gracie will twirl around them, and the tom kittens dance with the quittens, then they all run off stage and Axel and Theta have a solo dance, then I need help from there."

"Wonderful! Twirling, solo dance, and duet. Everything that can bore a cat after a while. Listen, you need to make an image."

"Huh?" He questioned and she tapped his nose and began to sing.

Tabby: I've seen 'em come
And I've seen up go
There's one thing that I know
You gotta give all people
What they want
Or you'll wind up back in the streets, of Boston.

Radu: Uhh, Brooklyn, Miss Tabby.

Tabby: Whatever!
They like it big!
They like it loud!
Maybe a little bit jazzy sometimes...
Mr. Raduan listen to me
You don't hafta be good
But you had better be...

Tabby: BIG AND LOUD!
Big and Loud!
Gonna make your momma proud!
Make it Big!
And...
LOUD!

"You got that pussy cat?" Tabby asked before shutting his gaping mouth and shoving him outside.

"Right! Big and Loud!" Radu meowed smiling and danced off.

Tabby thought for a moment. "What are the consequences of what I have just done?" She meowed to herself, then shrugged and walked off to eat cheese.

Radu was already directing the poor kittens.


MOW: Poor kittens. Tabby, what have you done.

Theta: I still vaguely suffer from that.

MOW: Poor you.

Live Long, Prosper, and SPOON! - MOW