ME: OH MY GOD I MADE IT BACK TO THE REAL WORLD!
SNOOKIE (FROM JERSY SHORE: YA WHERE THE HELL HAVE YA BEN *BITES A PICKLE*
ME: WELL I TOOK A VACATION IN THE BRAMUTA TRIANGLE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WAS IN A WARDROBE AND IN THIS WARDROBE, THERE WAS EALLY? I HEARED YOU PASSED OUT AT YOUR COUSINSA MAGICAL WORLD CALLED NARNIA AND THERE WERE MAN-HORSES AND TALKING LIONS AND AN MAN WHO WAS CALLED "THE GODFATHER"
SNOOKIE:really? I HEARD AT YOUR COUSINS WEDDING,YOU PASSED OUT BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE GIVING YOU SIPS OF THIER WINE.
ME: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA...
SNOOKIE: WELL ANYWAYI GOTTA GO FIND A HOT SINGLE GUIDO WHO LOVES TO...
ME: OK YAYAYAYYAYAYA I GOTTa go finnish this story! Bye!
*suddenly Merlin the horse-man punches snooks in the nose and she passes out.*
After that night with Edward, i felt a lot better. I went to get ready for Lucca, when i stumbbled apon a suit case that i have never seen before.
I opened it up to find the schock of my life.
There we're tons of pictures of Lucca at strip clubs and bars with these slutty girls.
I wanted to punch that son of a...
I took a deep breath.
"Edward," i called...
HEY PEOPLE SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED LATLEY. ITS A STORRY. BUT ANYWAY MY IMAGINATION IS RUNNING OUT SO SOMEONE REVIEW OR PM ME ABOUT WHAT COULD HAPPEN NEXT. IF I LIKE YOUR IDEA I WILL GIVE YOU CREDIT AND I WILL... ERRRRRRRR... CURSE, (WELL NOT CURSE BUT YOU GET THE POINT) YOU WITH A GREAT FANFICTION LIFE FOREVER AND EVER AND YOU WILL GET MANY GOOD REVIEWS ON YOUR STORIES!1