(A/N)Sorry about the cliffy in the last one.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Twilight Saga or characters. Just the plot.

Edward the Womanizer

Chapter 2: Reunited

The Adonis came straight up to our table and sat next to Rosalie. He looked so familiar, like I'd seen him somewhere before….

He had bronze messy hair and emerald green eyes…now that I think of it, I think I saw him sucking off some blond bimbo's face and a brunette slut's. Now it makes sense, someone so gorgeous had to be a player.

"Hey Edward." Alice said, smiling.

"Hey Alice, who's your friend?" he asked, sending a flirtatious smile my way. Alice rolled her eyes, but answered anyway. "That's Bella, she's new here, and she's not a slut so watch it."

Yay, I was right he is a man hoe.

"Bella." I said as I held my hand out.

"Edward." He said as he took my hand. "So wanna go back to my place after school?" OK, that took me off guard, but I wasn't going to say yes 'cause like Alice said, I'm not a slut.

"No thanks, but I'm sure if you stop buy at Sluts'R'us you can pick your self up a girl." I said smiling casually. Yes, sarcasticness is part of my charm.

Then I saw something incredibly nasty heading our way. She was wearing a shirt that showed her non-existent cleavage, a low cut – to short skirt and some 5 inch stilettos. Major Eww. There were only 2 words for this person.

Lauren Mallory.

She's been my arch enemy since we were eight. You're probably thinking "I thought you just moved here" but you're wrong.

I just moved back here.

You see, I moved away 2 years ago. To be with my mom. But it turned out, that's not what she wanted. She wanted to travel with Phil. So I moved back here.

I'm not sad or anything. I get to see my best friend, Jacob. Who could be mad about that? I've always had a teensy crush on Jacob Black, but he's like practically in love with Leah Clearwater. I wonder if they ever hit it off…

"Swan" a nasally voice sneered, interrupting me from my thoughts. I looked up at where the voice came from, and sure enough it was Lauren Mallory.

"Slut" I said back in a polite, formal tone. She looked taken aback, but quickly composed herself.

"Whatever" she sneered back, and then she looked at Alice "At least I'm not friends with a loser." Alice looked like she was about to cry at this statement. Why did she let things Lauren says get to her?

I looked around the table with an innocent look on my face.

"I don't see a loser anywhere, but if you consider a person who dresses appropriately as a loser, then the world is covered in losers." I told her in a casual tone.

By now the whole cafeteria was looking to see what the new girl is saying to the "Queen Bee". Of course they wouldn't recognize me, the last time they had all seen me was when I was a fat, greasy-haired, pimple-faced, pale loser. Now I'm a fit, silk-haired, smooth-face, tan pretty girl. I heard whispering and could make some of it out.

Who's the new girl? She looks familiar.

Is that Bella Swan? Wow, she's hot.

Omg, its Bella!

I smiled at some of them.

"Just watch it Swan." Lauren sneered. I just gave her a look of disbelief. "So Edward," she said trying to be seductive, but it sounded like she was trying to clear her throat. I stifled a laugh. "Are you free tonight?" she asked.

"No, I'm going out with a friend." He said casually.

"Oh who is he?" she asked. She was probably going to threaten them because she didn't get to spend time with Edward. I imagined that scenario in my head, and then laughed out loud. People were looking at me like I'm crazy.

"What I just thought of something funny, sheesh." I said and they looked back to where Lauren was talking with Edward.

"It's not a she," he said "It's a girl I've known for awhile, and I'm surprised she doesn't recognize me." Then it all just clicked together.

"EDWARD MASEN?" I shouted in disbelief. Edward just nodded his head and gave me my crooked smile. I ran over to him and hugged him. Most people just looked confused.

"I missed you Bella." He told me.

"Me too," I said, and then I got mad and let go of him. "Why didn't you call? And wow you look way better then before." He used to be a pimple-faced nerd just like me.

We met at a star wars convention….way embarrassing. I used to be into crap like that.

"You too." He said to me." Still into star w –"

I cut him off by kissing him; I did not want to be publicly humiliated for the rest of my life!

Oh, Snap. I just realized something.

I kissed Edward Cullen!

Oh no.

(A/N)Sorry about the Cliffy, just couldn't resist :) and yeah, I know totally unexpected but I didn't even expect this chapter. It pretty much wrote itself. Sorry for not updating I've been mega busy. Please review and a chapter should be here in 3-4 days. I swear it. ;) Don't review and then you wait a week. :(