CH 2

The Store

Disclaimer: I don't own DMC or any of the characters .Phew! Got THAT off my conscience. EAT THAT LAWYERS AND POTENTIONAL SUERS!

Sorry last one was so short. It seemed massive when I wrote it first. I forgot to put spaces in between the lines like Joe.

Also please note that our fics shall begin with Joe or Gromit. (Gromit's my name) That way you'll be able to tell the difference. And he won't be bombarded with complaints and corrections for my awful fics (thanks to those that said it was ok, it really helped) Hmm I wonder if there is a limit to the size of authors notes? Heh Heh y'know it looks pretty massive from here (for those that even chuckled at the big massive thing "sicko!)"

There they were in Derick's pet shop.

Vergil was staring around in wonder at the snakes and tarantulas.

Dante was nibbling a mouldy dog treat that had fallen on the floor.

Vergil opened his mouth pointing at a large snake

Eva went white

"You said we could have any one thing we wanted" said Vergil delicately

"Not snakes" said Sparda coming unexpectedly to Eva's aid "You can't distract yoursel- I mean play with a snake"

"Ok" grumbled Vergil

"PUPPIES!" shrieked Dante

"Cool" said Virgil bounding over the shop passing a parrot who told him that the parrot and Vergil's momma had got intimate.

Virgil ignored him and set his eyes on a small alsatian puppy.

Dante was already holding and petting a small playfull beagle who was licking his face

"I'm gonna call 'im Tenner"

"Huh?" said Vergil "Tenner's a silly name for an alsatian"

"But Tenner's a beagle" said Dante patiently

"Yeh but were not getting him" said Vergil annoyed "We're getting Gladius" gesturing at the happy alsatian in his arm

"Tenner"
"Gladius"
"TENNER"
"GLADIUS"
Dante stamped his foot

Vergil tore a packet of dog treats in half and hurled the contents on the floor .

Dante stopped yelling long enough to scoop up a pedigree treat tooth cleaner "you brush your teeth why doesn't your dog?" stick it into his mouth then launch himself at his brother

One of the loudest and most damaging fights began.

They knocked cans off shelves, tore open bags and accidentally set free the wrath of the bunnies out of their hutches who immediately assaulted the outside display of the next door "vegetable store!

Cool! I'm a poet and I don't know it! (sorry got a bit carried away I HATE that joke!)

For those that like fish, the fighting lad's went nowhere near the tanks.

Plus all the rats were eventually found (One in the lady's bathroom of the Osprey hotel, enjoying the spectacle of seven lady's shrieking while atop those white shiny bowls who would not get down even when he had gone to another room to sleep.)

When Sparda and Eva had paid for the damage they decided to let them have a dog each.

"Muuuuuuum" said Dante beseechingly "Can I get these treats with my own money"

"It's ok honey ,Mommy and Daddy will buy all the food and things for your new pets" said Eva planting a kiss on his head.

"Their not for Gladius or Tenner" he grumbled

On the way home after Mc Donald's Dante and Vergil used the suck up technique were they say to their parents that they've made the rite decision and that they will look after them themselves.

"You don't have to worry about a thing" said Dante

At these words, for the first time in two millennia Sparda looked scared.