Kay, back again. Sorry it took so long to update but I should be uploading faster now. I'm writing them and getting my friend to type them so it should be faster

Disclaimer: I am not the owner of Naruto, he belongs to the great Kishimoto and until I force him to marry me I will settle for fanfics.

'AHEM!'

The couple in the corner separated themselves and looked at Anko quizzically.

'Can you pay attention, please?'

'Sorry,' Kankuro mumbled.

'It's okay. Now, as I was saying. I suspect Gaara does, in fact, like Temari, and therefore should feel the need to hurt Shikamaru.'

'Why?' a shocked Temari squeaked.

'Troublesome.' Shikamaru said, before resuming his sleeping.

'Well, it would be his way of protecting you.'

'Okay.'

CRASH!

After 20 minutes of talking about Temari and Shikamaru's relationship, Gaara had slowly walked over to the couch, picked up Shikamaru, and launched him out of the window (he had been steadily breaking various bones in Kankuro's body throughout the session).

'Sorry.' Shikamaru mumbled as he stood up, pulling Sakura to her feet.

'It's okay. It would be worse if you had landed on the floor.' The med-nin said as she healed the cut on her arm, which had been releasing copious amounts of blood (A/N: Isn't that a great word ? I like it.)

'Are you injured anywhere?'

'No, I'm fine. I'm just going to go home.' He said. 'No point in going back in there, that maniac will probably kill me.'

He started walking in the direction of his house, waiting until Sakura had left before doubling back and making his way to Ino's.

Inside the therapist's office, all of hell was breaking loose.

'WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR, GAARA?'

'……'

'WELL SAY SOMETHING, RETARD!'

'Y-y-you probably shouldn't have done that, Gaara.' Kankuro whispered.

'I do not remember asking your opinion.' Gaara stated, raising one hand in the air and making a motion as if crushing something. That second, Kankuro fell to the floor in pain (I know what he is clutching, but I will leave it up to your imagination).

'You shouldn't have done that, Gaara.' Tenten said, taking 2 scrolls from nowhere.

With the air thick with weapons aimed at Gaara, Temari decided everyone should listen to her for a bit.

LEMON STARTS HERE! (lemony bits indicated by stars)

Ino's bra fell to the floor as she explored Shikamaru's mouth with her tongue. Lying on the bed she felt something hard by her leg and pressed against it, earning a moan from Shikamaru.

'Ever since Uncle died, all you've done is moan and whine. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF NO-ONE LIKES YOU, GAARA. THE REASON THEY DON'T LIKE YOU IS BECAUSE YOU KILL MOST OF THE PEOPLE YOU MEET…'
'Shikamaru, I want you now!' Ino screamed as Shikamaru inserted a finger into her opening and began sliding it in and out.

'…and I finally find a boyfriend who isn't scared shitless of you, and likes ME, and you go and chuck him out of a fucking window!'
'SHIKA!' Ino screeched as she came.

'I have protection,' he whispered in her ear.

'Mmmm…' Shikamaru went and searched for his trousers and came back with a condom.

'And you…you're not much better! All you ever do is find ways to annoy him and then you complain when he hurts you!' Temari picked up a kunai. 'Well, you won'tbe able to complain when I hurt you!'
'That was amazing.' Ino said breathlessly as she lay her head on Shikamaru's chest.

Anko rolled her eyes. It took ages to fill in the paperwork when her patients had to be hospitalised during a session.

'Okay Temari, you might want to stop now. I'm sure he's learnt his lesson.'

'He hasn't learnt anything.'

'Okay, but can you at least beat him up outside?'

'Sure.' Temari said with an evil smirk on her face. 'You probably want us to get out as quickly as possible, yes?'

'Well, yeah, if you could.' Anko said, knowing full well what Temari was going to do. To be honest, she didn't mind that she was going to have to pay to fix the windows. It would be worth it.

Temari picked up the bloodied Kankuro and threw him towards the window.

'Okay, so he fell out of the window?'

'Yes.'

'How did this happen?'

'I'm not sure exactly, but I think he tripped.'

'Okay.' The nurse said as she filled in the green form.

'Can I leave now?' Temari asked.

'You don't want to stay with your brother?'

'No, it's just my younger brother is waiting for me to take him home.'

'Oh, then yes, that's all. We will call you when he wakes up.'

'Okay, thank you.'

'Gaara, stop hitting the puppy.'

'It bit me!'

'No, it didn't. It couldn't have.'

'Damn, I forgot about that…' Gaara mumbled.

'Oh well, let's go home. I wanna get changed before I meet Shikamaru.'

Okay, I can't think of anything else to happen. This is just a filler chapter so yeah. I do have some idea of where the plot is going but not really I'm making it up really KTHXBYE.

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