ANOTHER LARGE AUTHORS NOTE

Yeah this one took a while. I'm almost back at school so chapters will be coming in slow. This is my last day so I'll get as much in as possible.

Thanks for all those that read and a special thanks to those that reviewed.

So here I am in my room listening to the "JCB" song and I'm thinking this is great to type and enjoy it instead of playing PS2 or watching TV.

Why did I title this another large author's note when it's shorter than the others? Must be cause I got less stuff to ramble about. Thanks again for reading. (Damn I had a good idea for this but I forgot it, don't you hate it when that happens). Disclaimer: I don't own Bacardi.

I will not accept liability for damage caused by children attempting to copy any character in any chapter in any story at any place time I sound like that guy in fear factor DAMN I disclaim that too.

The Wedding

"Yeh, I'm gonna wear this"

Dante was staring at the reflection in the mirror.

"This is horrible, wats a "Ring Bearer, I hate these clothes and who's aunt Sarah?"

"Dante they're not horrible, I think you look very nice. Your aunt Sarah is my sister, and a ring bearer is-"

"Does it have something to do with pretending to be a bear?" asked Vergil raising his arm and scratching Dante with his short clean nails.

"A bearer you twat" said Dante.

Then he bit Vergil, also pretending to be a bear.

He didn't get the chance to correct Vergil often and he made the most of it.

"S'like that time you said Eskimos live in the sea and dual sharks to the death."

"Dante, that was you."

"Oh…. Still funny"

"Dante Eskimos are descendants of the great hunter intuits who still dwell in igloo's"

"Another mistake" thought Dante, this must be my lucky day.

"Eskimos don't live in igloo's that's dolphin-"

"If you say "That's dolphins" again I'll hit you"

"But they-"

"Dante, remember that time you said that dolphins are allowing drugs to fall into the hands of children and all the while are secretly plotting to undermine us"

"Yeh, well I was rite wasn't I?"

"We- what?"

"They're gonna-"

"Shut up"

"Bu-"

"Shut up"

"Awww, no fair"

"What does being a ring bearer actually involve, mother?"

"You carry the wedding rings on a little pillow for the bride and groom."

"Make 'em carry their own wedding ring, we're not going and that's final"

They were on the plane going towards Barbados.

It was almost time for the wedding.

Dante and Vergil were watching an eighteens movie on TV, Eva was asleep and Sparda was complaining to the air hostess about the movie about, mistakes like how "Severed heads don't spin like that" and that "The gate of hell has more flame.

"Wow" said Dante there's a shark in the water"

"Dante, that's the shadow of the plane"

"Oh"

"There's Barbados, it is one of the most-"

Dante turned to watch the movie.

They had arrived at the hotel.

Dante and Vergil were in one room and Sparda and Eva in the other.

When they had unpacked they sat on the bed and Sparda flicked through the channels.

Eva found a leaflet with the prices of room service.

They studied it.

"Awesome" said Sparda "A mini-bar."

Reading further he said "Look at these prices" he said grumpily

"Fifty for a bottle of Bacardi They gotta be crazy!"

"Oh god" said Eva "A mini bar, with alcohol, at high prices!"

"Oh no"

They ran through the hall and opened the door with the spare key-card.

They were long too late.

Dante and Vergil lay on their beds groaning.

Bottles of Bacardi lay on the floor, most full but some were half-full.

There was coke on the floor too and crisp packets, all over the room.

"H-h-heeeyyyy" said Dante "Hic"

"F-f-f-fuh-unny story" said Vergil.

Please assume their devil powers stopped them from getting sick.

The Bride and Groom had arrived.

It was time for the wedding and Dante and Vergil were dressed, ready and complaining.

"I look like a complete twat!" said Dante

"So do I, well not as bad as Dante but-"

"Hey!"

"Just sit still and stop whining" said Sparda.

"We don't whine, we complain!" said both the boys delicately.

They arrived at the church early so as to practice.

"Now you hold this pillow-"

"What pillow?"

"This one, now carry it along with these rings atop-"

"These rings?"

"Yes, those rings, then you march up there and-"

"That way?"

"YES! THAT WAY!"

"Mkay."

It was time.

Dante and Vergil were bored and complaining about their parents and about how they

"Do' wanna be there"

As the assembly stood up "Here comes the bride" played loudly.

Dante and Vergil stood bored and waited.

Vergil took a ring and put it on.

"This is my power ring" he said threateningly.

"With this I can control demonic power"

"This is mine" howled Dante.

"It is twice as powerful as yours"

"No fair, mine's better 'n yours."
"Mine"

"Their both the same. But with two I can easily destroy this universe. Give me yours"

"Never! Only battle will prove the strongest!"

"Agreed"

They hurled themselves at each other.

In imagination they rose into the air Dante covered in red light, Vergil in blue, and fought.

"Don't they look sweet" said Eva looking at Philip and Sarah.

"Meh…" said Sparda, he was eyeing the holy water nervously.

"Didn't you buy the wedding rings?" said Eva.

"Yeh…"

"Where'd you buy 'em"

"Uh… round and about."

"But where?"

"Well… See…I didn't have much cash on me so-"

"You got them in the demon world didn't you?"

"Yeh but don't worry it can only enhance the power of devils or half demons or something make 'em devil trigger.

"Oh good."

" Phew "

"Where are Dante and Vergil? They should be here by now"

"Oh… the rings" said Sparda looking over his shoulder.

Eva turned around too.

Outside Dante and Vergil were told to scatter confetti lightly in front of the immerging bride and groom.

Both boys hurled the stuff in the their faces.

It was time for photos.

Dante and Vergil were extremely proud when Sparda told them what had happened.

They stood by the non heated pool.

The photographer stood ready.

Dante and Vergil wanted to be at the front, in the middle.

The bride and groom stood in their places.

They Had to go.

As the camera flashed the bride somehow fell in dragging her new husband with her.

In the photo now resides two wet boys in the middle as a large splash explodes behind them.

As the adults danced in the special room Dante and his brother explored the pantry.

Cake, cake, cake.

"Dibs this half"

"Yeh I'll have these".

All the cakes were either ruined because they were eaten or (when the boys ate too much) were vomited upon.

Then they went to the bar and ordered twenty-seven cokes.

Naturally they put the bill on the room.

Then they went to the dancing room.

Vergil "Ballroom Danced" with the other adults.

Dante started a mosh with his cousins.

They stayed up till two, until they went to sleep in the warm arm chairs.

On the way home Dante only woke up once on the way home to ask: "Can we be ring bears again sometime, before going back to sleep.