It was another one of those mornings that Shikamaru dreaded. He had not only had to deal with the fact that Temari was mad that he was late for breakfast, but he also had to deal with the fact that he had to go with Temari to spy on the theives.

"Shikamaru! Hurry down." Temari screamed out loud from the outside of his house.

Shikamaru lit a ciggerate. "Damn it." he mumbled as he tried to cope with his pounding headache.

The shinobi put on his clothes, and ran downstairs to see the bitch.

"There you are, you take way too long." she complained. Shikamaru grumbled.

"Hey, asshole. I am talking to you!" Temari yelled. "Go to hell." Shikamaru sneered.

"Uhhh!" Temari gasped as she watched the lazy ninja ignore her. "You idiotic moron. How dare you!" she screeched as she went to punch him.

This time, Shikamaru had had enough. "Okay, thats enough!" Shikamaru yelled, as he grabbed her wrists and pushed her away.

"Either leave me alone, or get a new escort." Shikamaru warned her. Temari gave him the evil eye, but she decided to leave him alone.

Ten minutes later, they had gotten a quick bite to eat, and were outside of Konoha, searching for he enemy.

"How do we know where this guy is, anyway?" Shikamaru asked, lying on the ground.

Temari sighed. "Were waiting for the rest of the squad, remember?" she informed him.

Shikamaru groaned. "Why do we need Shino and Chouji, anyway?" he asked. Temari laughed.

"Because Shino is for strategy, and Chouji is for smarts." she said. Shikamaru protested.

"But I am a good strategist, I have an IQ over 200." he let her know. Temari bursted into a chuckle.

"Yeah, like what? 201?" Shikamaru got mad, but inhaled his smoke. The next hour went slowly.

Instead of finding Shino and Chouji, they met somebody else, someone very desperate to find Temari.

"Temari!!!" a voice yelled. Temari looked back to see her dimwitted brother, Kankuro.

"What the hell?" she asked herself. Kankuro was running as fast as he could, his three scrolls on his back.

"Temari!!! What happened to you?" he cried.

Temari looked at her out of breath brother puzzled. "Kankuro, what are you doing here?" she asked.

Kankuro regained his breath. "Te- Temari. Are you okay?" he asked. Temari stepped back.

"Whats wrong with you?" she asked. Kankuro stood up. "Did anyone hurt you? Did they, if they did, I'll kill them. Here me? I'll kill them." Kankuro growled, getting more mad by the minute.

Temari tried to calm her brother down. "Kankuro, easy there. Nobody's hurt. Now sit down." she said, letting him sit.

Shikamaru rolled his eyes. He must be miserable, having to live with THAT creature

Kankuro looked at his sister. "Temari, what happened. You would never be nice to me, you would have probably punched me out or kicked me in the shin by now, but you'd never offer me a seat." he said.

Temari smiled. "Well..." Then she hit him on the face, hard. Kankuro had blood dripping from his mouth.

"Thats for embarassing me in front of everyone in Konoha!" she yelled, reffering to what he just did.

Kankuro held his mouth. "Owww!" he screamed.

Kankuro tried not show Temari how much he wanted to strangle her. He came all of this way, missed out on getting some ass from some sluts in the Sand Village, to get punched in the face.

"So, why did you come here, anyway?" Temari asked, sitting down now. Kankuro gave her a dirty look. "Well, you said you were going to a wild party, so I decided to stop you, but you didn't tell me it was that night!" Kankuro yelled.

Temari rolled her eyes. "Why do you care?". "Don't you realize what happens at those parties, Temari? What the boys do to you?" Kankuro asked.

Temari sighed. "You get to go, and you always come back having fun." Temari whined.

Kankuro pulled his hair a bit. "Yeah, but that is because I was drunk, really when I'm too young to drink anyway." he said. "So you admint you are wrong." Temari asked.

If Temari was not his sister, he'd kill her. But, since she was, he had to handle things with a "brotherly" touch.

"Listen, I have sex with more than half of the girls at the party, I don't want you to have to go through..." Kankuro was cut off.

"I'm older than you, and besides, your little dick wouldn't hurt any of those girls." Temari chuckled.

Kankuro blushed. "You! My penis is normal size!" Kankuro yelled. Temari laughed. "I saw some 16 year olds packing bigger things."

That did it. Kankuro never knew Temari actually experinaced sex, until now.

Temari laughed a bit. "Your a nuisance, you know Kankuro? Your the ugliest of the Sabuka family, and you have no talent. Your stupid, too tall, and too fat. Your pathetic. Plus you have a micropenis." she lashed.

Kankuro was a man, and he didn't cry, but he exploded. "Your a whore who sucks so much dick, 75 of your body weight is sperm!" Kankuro screamed.

People were beginning to notice, and Shikamaru hid behind a tree. Temari gasped, her hand over her mouth, tears forming.

"Your... Your horrible!" she screamed as she began to cry. The Sabuka ran away, far away.

Kankuro stood up, and tried to chase her, but he was too tired.
Temari..." he called.

How troublesome. Shikamaru thought. Kankuro punched the tree enxt to him. "Dammit!" he groaned.

Shikamaru stood up, and began to walk away. Kankuro was still breathing, but looked at the Nara. "You! You didn't hurt Temari? Did you?" he asked, sounding vicious.

Shikamaru looked back, scared. Nothing made him more terrified, than Kankuro, especially since he defeated Misumi with little trouble.

"Uhhh! Me? No, I am just here to escort her on a mission." Shikamaru said innocently.

Kankuro shook his head smiling. "Your not doing your job then, eh?" he asked. Shikamaru gulped. "No." Kankuro laughed, and walked up to him. "If my sister gets hurt, raped, or killed, I am going to take your undersized penis, and stick it so far up your ass you won't be shitting for weeks. Understand?" he asked. Shikamaru gulped. "Yes..."