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Shikamaru dashed away from the angry Kankuro Sabuka. Damn, he's scarier than her! Shikamaru thought as he looked into the distance to see Temari crying on Sakura Haruno's shoulder.

Oh great. Shikamaru thought. He'd have to deal with another troublesome broad now. Shikamaru sighed, and walked over to the two, his hands in his pockets.

"sniff... and then Kankuro said that 75 of my body fat is speerrrmm!" Temari cried.

Shikamaru really wanted to leave, but if he had to fight off Kankuro, he'd die.

"Temari..." Shikamaru said. Sakura looked up at the Nara. "Shikamaru... You need to help her..." the Haruno said, as she left.

Shikamaru sat down next to the devil witch. Sakura sat a few feet down, watching the Nara try to make the Sabuka feel better.

"Uhhh... Temari?" Shikamaru asked, and in a flash, he was grappled by her with a hard, powerful hug.

"My brother is so meeaaan!" Temari screeched. She hugged Shikamaru really hard, so hard, it began to hurt.

Shikamaru was not only 16, but he was a very... ummm, developed 16 year old. And the feel of Temari hugging him and putting her head near his, it made him rather horny.

"Uh, Temari. Maybe you'd want to go get some food or something?" he asked.

Temari cried harder. "Why, so I can get fatter?" Her cries never ended.
Alas, after 3 hours of public crying, she settled down, and all three of them went to get some food.

Temari's eyes were heavily black, from wetting her makeup, to just pure sadness.

Shikamaru looked at her, feeling a little sad. Maybe she really didn't deserve such a horrible comment. he thought.

After a few minutes, Shikamaru grew impatient. "Where's our ramen?" he asked, as he got up and walked to the backroom.

He heard giggling sounds, those of a girl, and a little bit of a boy. "Oh... yes... Do it! Yes!!!" Shikamaru heard a girl scream in ecstasy.

"What the hell?" he thought, as he opened the door, to see something, he wished he had never seen.

"What the hell is this?" Shikamaru screamed as he looked at the ramen girl, Ayame, pouring ramen all over her body as she had a "buzzing" object in her "monkey".

She also watching a movie that Shikamaru recognized as "Double Agent Monkey."

Shikamaru was horrified, and a little aroused. Seeing the matured woman cloth less and making twists and turns he had never seen before was kind of hot, in his opinion.

"What the hell are you doing here!" she hissed at him, as she hid behind a couch.

Shikamaru covered his eyes, but continued to talk. "Can you get our ramen already... And oh, try not to use the one you've been bathing in." he said, trying not to show his deep urge to join her and let his other
"head" be that "buzzing" object.

Ayame cleaned herself up, turned the TV off, and went to cook some more ramen, giving Shikamaru a dirty look.

The Nara went back to his table, just to see Shino and Kiba, well, really just Kiba, talking to Temari and Sakura.

"Oh great." Shikamaru groaned. He slowly walked over just to get an unwelcoming welcome from Kiba and Temari.

"... and I was like "If you want a pumpkin, that's fine, but I want some real woman!" Kiba laughed, as Temari joined in with Sakura in the background, laughing along.

"Uhh. Can I help you?" Shikamaru asked. Kiba turned to him, a little annoyed.

Temari rolled her eyes, and got up, to separate these two from fighting.

"Now guys." she said. Kiba smacked her hand. "No, leave this son of a bitch to me." he smiled, putting his fists up.

How troublesome. Shikamaru thought, as he tried to stop the wild Kiba from fighting.

"Fuck you man!" Kiba yelled, as he delivered a solid punch to the Nara's face. "What the fuck?" he yelled, blood oozing down his mouth.

Kiba stood ready for more. "Lets go, and this time, I ain't going to let Temari get away!" Kiba yelled, as he threw his fists for another punch.

Great Shikamaru thought sarcastically.

"Damn." Shikamaru yelled, as Kiba scratched his stomach. "I'm going to finish you off!" Kiba yelled.

Shikamaru tried his best to dodge the enemy, but he ended up falling under Kiba's superior strength and speed.

How can I beat him? Shikamaru pondered. Then, it hit him like Temari's knuckles: Smarts.

Shikamaru thought up a plan, an ingenious plan, one that'd put him on the map.

"I'll just make him hit Temari..." he thought. After Shikamaru strayed a LIIIIITTTTTLE too close to Temari, and Kiba strayed a LIIIITTTLLEE too close to Shikamaru, chaos was born.

Smack. Kiba had hit Temari with a solid punch. The kunoichi fell to the floor, silent.

Oh shit! Sakura thought in her head. Oh fuck! Kiba thought. Oh yes! Shikamaru thought.

The ramen shop stopped working, Ayame stopped having sex with her vibrator, hell, Shikamaru stopped thinking everything was too troublesome.

The world shook as the beast Temari rose. "You..." she roared. Kiba shook a bit.

"Your dead..." she laughed, and she gave him the cruelest punch known to man.

Kiba went soaring three tables down. "Owww!" he cried in pain. Temari was still in the position where she was leaned over, in the motion of punching.

"Oh!?" Sakura exclaimed, slowly walking away from Temari. Temari gave her an insane look, then she focused her gaze to Shikamaru.

"Shikamaru..." she said evilly in a clenched tone...

Oh boy... Shikamaru thought.