"What's wrong dickface?" Temari asked, seeing if the shirt looked good with her jeans.
Shikamaru rolled his eyes. "Are you ready to go yet, I've been waiting for three hours, plus you've messed the room up with your clothes Temari." Shikamaru complained.
Temari rolled her eyes. She decided that this dress looked fine on her, and she decided to wear it.
"Uhhh, aren't you going to the bathroom to change it, or not?" Shikamaru asked, covering his eyes a bit as she began to unbutton her pajamas.
Temari shrugged. "This is my room, so I can do anything I want here. YOU, however, have no control over this place, and therefore, should live with the consequences in here." she said in a "smart" tone.
Shikamaru though of seeing the Sabuka naked, and then he thought of what would happen if he did stay here, what would SHE do to him, anyway?
"I'll leave, and save myself from being beaten to death." he said aloud, as he left. Temari shrugged. "Suit yourself." she said.
The two ninja left the apartment, and went off to the Hokage office. "Today we have a meeting with Tsunade." Temari informed the Nara as she bit into her apple that she was consuming for breakfast.
Shikamaru groaned. This was getting waaay too annoying. The two entered the office, and took a seat next to the Hokage.
"Nara, Sabuka, good to see you." Tsunade greeted cheerfully. Temari smiled, and tapped Shikamaru as if warning him to smile as well.
Tsunade took out the papers that she needed to show them. "Okay... What you guys need to do today is complete this form." Tsunade said.
Temari took one, and Shikamaru lazily opened his hand, expecting the Hokage to give him one.
Shikamaru began to read it over, and then, began to question it. "Wait, why does it want to know which kunoichi in Konoha do I find most attractive? And why does it want me to leave a description of how I feel about her?" Shikamaru asked.
Tsunade smiled. "You see, just in case you don't come back from this mission, we are permitted to leave your ninja artillery and awards to the female you like the most." Tsunade explained.
Temari was puzzled. "Why do I have to put the most attractive boy in Konoha/Sand Village? I have siblings." she said. Tsunade smiled. "Well, we are strictly permitted to make sure the heir to your ninja ID is a non-family member." she said.
Temari filled the form out, and handed it to her. Shikamaru took his time, and finished it off in an hour. "Thank you two, that's all you need to do, this meeting is now at a close." Tsunade announced.
The two left the Office, and went out to the park. "So, uh, Shikamaru..." Temari asked. Shikamaru looked at her.
"What?" he asked. Temari smiled. "Who did you put as the most attractive girl in Konoha?" Shikamaru smiled a bit.
"Well. Since I am training to be an ANBU Captain, I began hanging out with Anko Mitarashi." Shikamaru said.
Temari frowned. "And, well. Every once in a while... Anko would give me... an uh... how do you say? Hand-job on the side." he said.
Temari's eyebrows twitched. Shikamaru smiled. "She's a real hotty, and her hand jobs are enjoyable." the Nara informed.
Temari twitched. "That's... That's... That's... That's nice." she said. Shikamaru looked at the Sabuka, who seemed to be a little stunned. "Are you okay?" he asked. Temari nodded. "Yes, I've never been better. Can I go to the bathroom for a second?" she asked. Shikamaru was a little puzzled, but said "Okay."
Anko Mitarashi was happily powdering her nose. Tonight she had a big date with Kakashi, and she wasn't about to look like a tramp, at least not until they made it to the bed.
She had to admit, she kind of missed her little hubby Shikamaru. She loved sneaking her hand around his pants, but he was a kid, and Anko needed a man.
There was a loud noise coming from a few meters outside of the girls' public bathroom. "Now who is that?" she asked.
Anko walked over just to see an angry Temari Sabuka. "You!" Temari pointed at Anko, as she punched her hard in the face.
"Owww! What the hell is your problem bitch?" Anko asked, rubbing her cheek.
Temari went in for another hit, but Anko dodged it and socked Temari with a punch, and then a kick to the stomach.
"How do you like me know? You my bitch now." Anko yelled. Temari tried to get up. "I won't let you take Shikamaru! He's my man!" she screamed, as she ran to knock Anko out.
The two kunoichi were brawling for a good 40 minutes, when Shikamaru came in to see them.
"Uhh, Temari?" he whispered. He heard the sounds of laughing and a girl screaming.
"You keep your fucking hands off me beytach!" Anko screamed as she pulled Temari's hair.
Shikamaru watched this, and got nervous. "No! No! Anko is in her berserk mode! She's going to rape me!" he cried in his mind.
Anko banged Temari's face onto the tile floor, and then, she looked to see the Nara.
"You! I want your flesh now!" she exclaimed, as she rushed to chase him.
Oh crap. he thought as he tried to outrun the crazy Mitarashi.
Shikamaru began to cry out. "Help me oh god!" he screamed. Anko used her snake jutsus to capture the Nara and cut off his throat long enough to catch him.
She rested her body on his. "Now your mine!" she said in a crazed tone, ready to rape the Nara.
"No..." he cried a little. Bang a loud bang was heard as Anko plopped to the floor.
Shikamaru opened his eyes a bit to see Kakashi over him, lifting Anko.
"Ka...Kakashi?" he said. Kakashi nodded. "Hmmm. It seems you set Anko on a berserk rampage. Nice job kid." he said.
Shikamaru got up. "Sorry that I have to leave you with the sex-crazy bitch he said.
Kakashi looked at Anko, and thought about how he would spend the rest of his day.
"Oh, don't worry, I should be thanking you." Kakashi said, laughing a bit. Shikamaru finally caught on to what Kakashi was talking about, and gagged.
"Well, I better be going, here's a few dollars, buy Temari some lunch." Kakashi smiled, waving goodbye. Shikamaru held the money in his hand. "Oh boy, what about Temari?" he thought.