There was a message in the last chapter about how I'd give a person a cameo for sending me a fan art of the circus. Not sure if anyone actually read it, but hey, whatever. The offer still stands, even if it isn't for this fic. I'll find a way, somehow! XD
Anywho, enjoy the final installment of Bah Humbug!
Sora chased Kairi all the way back to the little party on the beach. Donald and Goofy jumped up and ran over to them. "What took you guys so long? Snarfing Paupu for five minutes?"
Kairi turned bright red and said, "Who told you about the Paupu fruits?"
"That would be me," Riku said, jumping from his perch on the Paupu Tree. Nothing was growing on the branches in the cold whether except a few frozen leaves that would fall off when they thawed. "So, what were you guys doing?"
"It was so weird!" Sora said suddenly. "There was this wacko who said he was my guardian angel, and then..." Sora proceeded to tell the story of everything that happened. "...and then this other little fairy girl showed up and said that Mikazuki made most of it all up!"
Mickey laughed. "Well, that's a good thing, right? After all, Donald ruling Disney Castle is a scary thought."
"Your Majesty!" Donald said, taken aback. Everyone knew he'd pay three million Munny to be king if he could.
Riku smiled. "That's almost as weird as what happened to me. Demyx, Larxene, Marluxia, and Axel from Organization XIII showed up and said they were the Spirits of Christmas, like from A Christmas Carol. I was late because Marluxia ate all the snacks I was supposed to bring and I had to make more."
Sora had to laugh. That WAS strange.
"Now, to open my present from Sora!" Kairi said with a smile. She pulled the small string tying the box shut and opened it. Inside was a star-shaped locket. She gasped, and Sora, in an attempt to act romantic despite his clumsiness, tried to help her put it on. In the end, Kairi was the one who had to put it on herself. She opened it and read, "Paupu should last forever like my love... Aw, how sweet." She pointed to one of the words. "Except, forever is spelled with one v, not two."
Sora stared at the locket. "I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED WAKKA WITH THE SPELLING!!!!!!"1
Riku chuckled and heard a whine behind him. He turned and saw a dog. "Scruffy?"
The dog started wagging its tail and barked happily. He jumped on Riku and started slurping him. "It is you, Scruffy! Axel was right for once!" He hugged the dog happily.
Jingle bells were heard in the distance, as was Santa yelling, "Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a Good night!"2
Meanwhile, in the clouds above Destiny Islands were the "Spirits of Christmas," Mikazuki, and Yosei. They were all standing before a computer screen. "So, how what that?" Mikazuki asked.
"Entertaining, or so says those spying," replied the computer screen.
"So, Writer, do I get—?"
The text "and Mikazuki got his Wing-Master 5000" appeared on the screen. There was a poof of smoke, and the jet pack appeared on Mikazuki's back.
"And us?" Larxene asked irritably.
"I don't know," Writer replied on the IM. "You all might not be worth it..."
"We are!" Demyx insisted.
"Fine," the Writer replied.
Text scrolled across the screen quickly, and large envelopes appeared. They opened them and were happy to receive their paychecks.3
Yosei crossed her arms. "What was the point of all this?" she inquired, annoyed with the bribery.
"..." appeared on the screen, and then, "Fanfiction?"4
"Now to crash the party!" Axel and Marluxia agreed. Black portals appeared and they dived through.
"Not again!" Riku cried.
"Not you!" Sora cried, pointing at Mikazuki. "Go away!"
All the same, the party went sort of as planned, with Heartless-shaped Piñatas and other stuff, and they lived happily ever after... at least until New Years.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!" Sora and Riku groaned, kicking Writer.
"We are SO not doing this other fic!" Sora shouted at the computer.
Kairi sighed, "We all know you aren't going to do another, Writer."
Riku shook his head. "You don't even have ideas for a New Years parody."
Writer's screen flashed a few times, as if blinking innocently.5 "But I have until New Years..."
"Look how long it took you to finish a Christmas one," Kairi pointed out.
"..." appeared on the screen. "Fine, you win." Another IM box appeared, this one saying to fans. "As you can see, Sora, Riku, and Kairi refuse to do a New Years fanfic. I apologize for their stinginess when it comes to acting and—"
Riku rolled his eyes. "You know, you can torture the Organization somehow."
A huge exclamation appeared on the screen. "You're right!" The to fans box blinked. "Change of plans, people. I might write a New Years fic if I can force the Organization to be main characters!"
Rockets appeared at the base of the computer and it launched into the air, disappearing in a flash.
Sora, Riku, and Kairi glanced at each other, and grinned. "Finally!"
1. Never trust Wakka with anything. He's an idiot who failed English.
2. What would a Christmas fic be without Santa? XD
3. Chapter 1, Demyx said they were getting paid for this.
4. Lol
5. Lol, I'm a computer.
Well, that's the end of Bah Humbug! I hope you all liked it! Later peoples!