Naruto To One Piece Answering Machines
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Chapter Two: Ninja Household, Saturn's room
Saturn walked into the apartment, kicking the beaten up form of Yuki on her way to her room, which the door had been covered in the old Burger King pokemon cards and a large poster of Worlds of Fun. Said door was kicked open, and Saturn tossed her PPG pack onto the couch/bed of her bunkbed, before flopping down next to it. Saturn looked over at her answering machine, which was blinking.
"Messages? Joy." Saturn said sarcasticly as she hit the play button.
"Hello, this is Death. I'm not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you."
Saturn grinned at her answering machine.
"Message One: (Ace) How the hell did you get my number after I changed it? Nevermind, I don't want to know."
"Message Two: (Unknown) Hello, Death. I'm here to see about my deathwish."
"Message Three: (Tashigii) Saturn, Smoker wants to see you in his office with Yuki and Mikan. NOW!"
"Message Four: (Mihawk) Saturn, I assure you that Yura will not be harmed in any way, so quit sending me those damn messages."
"Messgae Five: (Smoker) Saturn, get the hell over here."
"Message Six: (InuYasha) Yes, Saturn. I will be sure to kick Lord Fluffyfangs's ass into the ground."
"Message Seven: (Hiei) Saturn, I swear that if you compair me to Brago one more time I will make sure Kurama breaks up with Zakuro."
"Message Eight: (Bakura) Hey, Saturn. Just wanted to say sorry 'bout the corpse in your shower. Hope you get this message before you look in there. SHIVA DID IT!!! IT'S ALL HER FAULT!!!"
"End of Messages"
Saturn sweatdropped, then groaned.
"Now I have to reply to them...that sucks..."
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I can no longer use the "It's four A.M." exuse, since it is now 5:02 a.m. I'm sorry.