Dislaimer: I don't own Naruto, Eago, Carrie, or Keku. Enjoy!

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Chapter 2

"Sooo…" Keku watched her friend run. "So much for first impressions, eh?" She reached back to fiddle with her hair, only to find it tied back. "Whu?" She found her clothes, and even her weapons changed as well; she wore a layered top accompanied by a pair of extremely baggy jeans. Her freakishly large scythe which was usually strapped to her back had been replaced by a tortoise shell shield almost as big as she was, and a chain sickle. "Ooo…shiny."

While Keku was examining her new weaponry, her friends were running around like headless chickens. Carrie and Eago had made a beeline a group of people on the other side of the pit thingie after a few seconds of panicked running, but Kira had kept running and smacked into a wall. She recovered after a few seconds and started trying to claw her way up and out of the pit. She actually had been able to scramble up a couple of inches before falling down on her butt and running back towards Keku, Sauske still after her.

'Damn. He never gives up, does he?' Kira mentally growled as she kept running.

Keku was still inspecting her chain sickle when she sensed the two racing towards her. As Kira dashed by her, with inhuman timing, Keku extended her wing into Sauske's path, the bony edge of her wing smacking into Sauske's face, unbalancing him to the point where he fell on his but. "I think that's enough fun for now." She grinned maliciously, leaning over him.

'This girl is either crazy, or very stupid. Maybe she's both,' thought Sauske, his nose aching. 'What the hell?! Why doesn't she have any chakra?' he screamed mentally. Then he heard a clicking noise. He turned his head in the direction of the sound and saw the girl he had been chasing put away what looked like a small camera. Then she grinned widely, stuck out her tongue and flipped him off.

There was silence. Then Sauske's eyes blazed red with the Sharingan, and he started chasing after Kira again. As they were running, Sauske was throwing numerous kunai, shuriken, and fireballs after Kira, who miraculously dodged most of the flying objects, but a few of them grazed her arms and legs, and two kunai had hit her in the arm. Yet she was still running at top speed, shrieking all the while.

"AAAAAGGGHH!! INSANEPSYCHOPATHICEVILUCHIHAAFTERME!! HEEEEELP!" Kira screamed at the top of her lungs as she ran.

Keku sighed. "Yo, emo boy!" she shouted after the rampaging Sasuke.

Sauske froze at this, and looked back at Keku, apparently amazed that somebody would talk to him like that, and Kira kept running until she ran into Carrie and latched onto her waist, trembling uncontrollably and mumbling incoherently.

"There there Kira, the evil little monkey won't hurt you anymore. If he does, he'll regret messing with my friend," Carrie reassured her friend while patting Kira on the head, "Now would you please let go of me? The ninja are starting to stare."

Meanwhile, with Keku and Sasuke.

"Can you please not try to kill my friends." She paused. "However much they deserve it."

"HEY! I object to that!" Eago yelled.

She waved his statement away. "No, you resemble that remark. Stuff it, messenger boy, I'm arguing with the idiot."

All she got in response to this was a trio of death glares to the back of her head, of course didn't notice them.

Through all of this, Sauske was staring at Keku, a very amusing look of disbelief on his face.

"Why aren't you afraid of me?" he inquired.

"I should be asking you the same." She wore the savage grin of a predator sizing up its prey.

"…" was all she got in response to this.

"Is she crazy?" asked one of the other ninja nearby Kira and her friends.

Kira looked towards the ninja that had spoken, and before she could restrain herself, she turned to the ninja and cried out "It's Naruto! This isn't real! It is all just some bizarre dream where I'm … Hey Eago, why do you have the Hyuuga eyeballs?"

"Eh? I do? SWEET!" he exclaimed in response.

"Who cares if you have the Byakugen?! Kira needs a fugging medic over here!" Carrie snarled.

"I can help with that," someone replied.

Carrie looked up to see Sakura, of course Carrie didn't know Sakura was a medic, because she hadn't gotten that far into the manga. To bad for her.

"You're a doctor?" Carrie asked skeptically. Then Kira reached up and bopped Carrie on her forehead with her fist.

"Yes, she is a doctor, now shut up and let her get to work nitwit," Kira growled. Then Sakura stepped forward, and removed the two kunai lodged in her shoulder and closing up the various cuts on her arms and legs. As she was doing this, Sakura felt brief flicker of chakra that was not the girls own. The flicker had come and gone like a flash of lightning, and had seemed just as wild and untamed. But then it was gone, so she made note of this for later.

Meanwhile, Sauske wasn't faring very well against Keku. He'd go to stab her, she'd dodge and… tickle him? What the hell? Well, Sauske was just getting madder and madder, and for all his speed and his Sharingan, he still couldn't stab her. Then he was tickle-attacked again. Turns out Sauske is quite ticklish.

"I'm going to…Ha-ha…kill you... BWAHAHAHA!!" Sauske bawled at the top his lungs, Keku standing over him and tickling him mercilessly.

"Keku, stop being an idiot and get back here!" Eago shouted irritably.

"Hey!" Keku shouted, but she stopped her tickle attack and walked over to her friends, leaving Sauske on the ground, wheezing for breath.

"Keku, I knew you were insane, but that stunt took the cake," Carrie said in awe. "That was awesome! And I caught it all on tape!" she squealed gleefully as she held up the video camera from Chapter One, grinning widely.

'Must. Burn. That. Thing. When. I. Can. Breathe again,' Sauske growled to himself, still trying to recover from Keku's tickle attack. Then he tried to do bite at Keku's ankles as she was walking away, but was obviously unsuccessful.

"Be right back!" Keku said cheerily to Sauske.

The ninja just stared at Keku as she approached them.

"Oookay. The psychopath aside, who the hell are you people?!" exclaimed a very familiar voice. Everybody (by everybody I mean all the real worlders) looked towards Naruto, and the ninja stared back at them.

"Umm, were from the, um …." Carrie stammered, the shock of realization (and a bit of confusion) setting in.

"The Village Hidden in the Darkness," Keku stated her face perfectly strait. "A village that you've never heard of before, nor ever will again. We're that well hidden."

"Well, if you are from this 'Village Hidden in the Darkness', then why does she" inquired Sakura, pointing at Kira, "have a headband from our village?"

"Um, this thing happens to be fake," Kira replied, eyebrows raised.

"Then where did you get it?" she replied, her eyes narrowing.

"Why it came with this," Kira said as she reached into her backpack. Everybody watched questionably as she rummaged around until she jerked her hand out, bringing a chibi plushy of what was probably Naruto.

There was silence. The Eago, Carrie, and Keku screamed in unison "YOU IDIOT!!" and simultaneously whacked Kira on the head, causing her to drop the plushy on the ground and cover head, muttering "Sorry, sorry" over and over.

"What the hell?!" Naruto exclaimed, having picked up his plushie counterpart and was staring at it, while Sakura was looming over Kira, Eago, and Carrie, glaring murderously at them with her arms folded, as if expecting an explanation from them, but the trio was too scared to say anything. Meanwhile Keku was watching Sauske regain his breath. Then with a sickening crunch, for absolutely no apparent reason, Naruto was pounded into the earth by two falling bodies.

A/N: 'Tis a cliffhanger! BWAHAHAAH! Hope you all enjoyed, and R&R please!

Also to the Sauske fan girls: I REGRET NOTHING!! Bring it on! pulls out chainsaw