The Military's Greatest Assassins

Disclaimer: Getting really bored of these guys… really bored spot light my name is Degiko-chan, does that look anything like Hiromu Arakawa? NOPE! I DO NOT own FullMetal Alchemist, sigh I wish I did though.

Summary: Ed and Al have teamed up with a new girl, Mustang's niece, they are sent to investigate the happenings at a mine and get themselves caught in a giant military cover-up from years ago. Does the mine owner's daughter know anything about these strange happenings?

Ed stared at Rae's body. She had slid along the ground, her temple bleeding and stopped right in front of the pillar Ed and Hughes were hiding behind. Both he and Hughes turned tail and ran out the door as Roy and Riza ran over to Rae's side.

"Rae? Rae!" Roy shook her lightly to get no response, "Now you've done it." Roy scowled at Riza.

"Me? It was Your bright idea Einstein… you know how I get… thanks to your training…" Riza told him as they lifted Rae up.

"You agreed to do it…" Roy argued back as they walked down the hallway.

"Me? No sir… you just walked off so I just thought what harm could it do!"

"What harm? What HARM? LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID LIEUTENANT! YOU HAVE PUT OUR BEST ASSASSIN OUT OF SERVICE!" Roy shouted back.

"ROY! IT'S JUST A SCRATCH! SHE'LL BE BACK ON HER FEET IN NO TIME!" Riza cried. Hughes and Ed looked at each other and flinched as the door slammed. They were hiding in the janitor's closet. Suddenly the door opened and they both fell out, Ed first then Hughes on top of him.

"Hey Roy… hehehe…" Maes laughed nervously. Roy's left eye twitched.

"How much did you two see?" Roy snarled at them and both flinched.

"What do you mean?" Ed asked innocently.

"Don't screw with me FullMetal, how much did you see?" Roy growled again, lifting up Hughes, standing him up then picking up Ed by the front of his jacket.

"BYEE!" He and Hughes took off down the hallway.

"ELRIC!" Roy roared and ran after them. They ran as fast as they could down the hallway. Hughes looked over his shoulder.

"HE'S CATCHING UP ED! HURRY! MY OFFICE!" They dashed into Maes' office and he slammed the door shut and leaned against it with Ed, both breathing hard. Suddenly the both jumped as there was a loud bang and the door shook as Roy apparently rammed it.

"WAHHH! He's still trying to get in!" Ed shouted and they braced themselves as Roy rammed the door again. Ed clapped and turned the door into steel as Roy rammed it again. There was a loud thud and a bang.

"SHIT! ELRIC! GET YOUR LITTLE ASS OUT HERE!" Roy snarled through the door.

"I don't think I will…" Ed retorted through the door.

"Roy! Just go back to your office and calm down!" Maes told him.

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Kinda short… but fun to write… hehehehe… READ AND REVIEW!