-Hazy Thoughts Part 1-

Disclaimer: I do not own FullMetal Alchemist You shoulda seen the look on your face I'm just kidding, no really I don't own it but I do own everything about this story! SO DON'T YOU TAKE IT!

Summary: Ed and Al have teamed up with a new girl, Mustang's niece, they are sent to investigate the happenings at a mine and get themselves caught in a giant military cover-up from years ago. Does the mine owner's daughter know anything about these strange happenings.

Ed walked down the steps to the dorm bath and sighed softly, turning on the tap to the round bath tub. He put his towel down next to it and peeled his clothes off, sinking into the steaming hot water.

"Colonel?" Rae walked in and Ed sunk deeper into the tub, blowing bubbles into the water. "I wondered who else would be in here…" Rae smiled.

"Hullo lieutenant." Rae pouted for a moment, the hot water was marring her view. She then decided to be cruel. She slowly peeled off her sweaty clothes and pulled her wraps off. "R-rouge what are you doing?" Ed choked as she slowly slid into the bathtub, resting on her knees, straddling his hips. He gulped and eyed her as she slowly stretched her self up along his body.

"Joining you." Was the low reply. He felt his breath catch in his chest and his face turned pink as her body brushed lightly against his. She rested her elbows on his shoulders and slid beneath him pulling him up into her lap and wrapping her legs around his waist. His face turned bright red as he felt her breasts press against his back.

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN! WHY IS SHE DOING THIS? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY? Ed's mind screamed at him. He wanted to say the things that were swirling around in his head but his throat was in knots. "K-Rae?" He managed to choke as she began to paralyze him, kissing the nape of his neck and tracing a seemingly cold path across his shoulders. His thoughts grew hazy as she slid her hands up his front, tracing a path from the silky skin of his hips up his powerful abdomen and chest. LEAVE ME ALONE! God she's beautiful though, NO NO NO! What in the… she's got a nice set of breas- NO! EDWARD STOP THIS! Stop thinking about her like that Ed god damn it I wish she would- she's amazing- STOP! Ed jolted out of the tub and scampered over to the lockers, his hands in front of him. Rae looked over curiously.

"What's wrong?" She asked with sincere concern. She gave him a quick smirk and decided to pick on him, "Oh, yes, that's called an erection dear don't worry its perfectly natural." Ed's face flushed even more, making him feel like his face was burning off.

"I know that… THAT'S NOT IT ANYWAYS!" He shouted, his face still burning. She stepped out of the bath tub and Ed's eyes locked on her breasts, which jiggled slightly as she jumped out. He felt his ears burning now, his head was pounding. She sighed and pulled her long hair down, allowing the long wavy locks to fall around her shoulders.

God she's beautiful more so than even Riza! Those must be at least C's! The way her hair falls across her face… she's gorgeous… his mind went rampant with thoughts about this beauty before him. She walked over and pressed him up against the cold lockers. ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LET HER STAY DOMINANT MAN? KISS HER NOW! His brain screamed at him. He cupped her chin in his hand and forcefully brought her lips to his. Her own face flushed as his other hand pressed against the small of her back, pulling her into him. He deepened the kiss running his tongue across her lips. She wrapped her arms around his neck, soundly lacing her fingers into his long hair, tangling her hands in the mess of buttercup blonde. He reversed their position, pressing her back into the lockers, firmly planting one of his legs between hers. WHAT AM I DOING? HELLO HAVE THE LIGHTS GONE OUT UP THERE? WHO'S CONTROLLING THIS GUY? CARNAL DESIRES? STOP THIS RIGHT NOW EDWARD ELRIC! STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOOOOOOOP! The small piece of his mind that was not focusing on getting her into his bed screamed. HELLO? EARTH TO CAVE MAN! ELRIC GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS! DROP THE GIRL AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD! NOOOOW! Ed pulled away, peeling his body reluctantly away from her.

"What…? Where are you…? Edward?" She tried to speak but Ed just scooped up his things and ran out of the room. Rae frowned, letting the water out and snapped angrily, almost barbecuing Havoc who had just walked in. She wrapped her towel around herself and walked out of the room leaving a very scared and confused Havoc.

Alright that was hilarious to write Read and Review, trust me I will get around to the actual sex bit… in a little while, next chap maybe…