Chapter Two, Calling and Packing!
Mokuba bounded towards the phone and picked it up, dialing a number.
"Hello, Ishtar residence." Isis answered.
"Heya, Isis! Do you – "
"MARIK, UNGLUE MARIK RIGHT NOW! What were saying, Mokuba? How is your brother? Good? That's great!"
"(o.o") Er, yeah, um, well you're invited to my sleepover tomorrow night at 6:55!"
"Oh that's wonderful – IS THAT MY BRA! WHERE DID YOU FIND MY VIBRATOR? Um, we'll be there Mokuba, bye!"
Click!
She lives a hard life, that she does. Mokuba thought as he dialed another number.
"This is the great Pharaoh of Egypt speaking! What does the peasant want from the Almighty God? SPEAK!"
"A-Atemu? (OO)" Mokuba asked a bit uncertainly.
"Er, um...Mokuba, hello there, eh-hehehe."
"(-.-) Uh, is Yuugi there?"
"Why do you want to speak with Little Yuugi? You're going to kidnap him and rape him, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?"
"Wha – ?"
Yuugi, who was on the other phone line, spoke up. "ATEMU! Hang up the phone!"
"Eh heh, heh, heh. Shit, I'm in trouble."
Click.
"Um, sorry about that. So, Mokuba, what's up?"
"I wanted to know if you'd like to come to my sleepover. It's at 6:55 pm tomorrow."
"Sure Mokuba! Atemu will come along, okay? He, well...Let's just say that I'm afraid to leave him alone."
"(OO) That's fine, Yuugi. Um, bye!"
"Bye."
Click!
Mokuba dialed another number, hoping he wouldn't be in an awkward position again.
"Hello old chap, this is Ryou speaking."
"Hi Ryou."
"Oh hi Mokuba, mate! What gives me the pleasure of you calling me?"
"I called to see if – "
"I WILL SUCK YOUR BLOOD, BLEH, BLEH!" Bakura's voice roared. Ryou and Mokuba both had expressions similar to this: (O.O""""")
"Ba-Bakura, will you please get off the – "
SLAM!
"(OO) Er...What were you...Saying?"
"I called to see if you and Bakura would come to my sleepover. It's tomorrow at 6:55 pm.
"Well..." Ryou sounded hesitant.
"Please, Ryou?"
"Okay, but only for you, old chap."
"Yay! Thanks so much, bye!"
"Mm-hm."
Click!
Mokuba grinned to himself, then shuddering at Bakura's voice: "I WILL SUCK YOUR BLOOD, BLEH, BLEH!" I hope he didn't mean that literally... He thought, dialing.
"Hello?"
"HI ANZU!" Mokuba greeted enthusiastically.
"Mokuba! Hey, what's goin' on?"
"Nothin' much. You?"
"I'm making lunch."
"You should get a maid!"
"Hehehe, if only I had the money for it, eh? So what'd you call for, pray tell?"
"Oh! Right! I almost forgot. Hehehe...Will you come to my sleepover? It's tomorrow at 6:55 pm."
"Sure Mokuba! I'd love to!"
"Great! See ya then, bye."
"Later."
Click!
Thank God, a normal conversation. He sighed, dialing.
"HELLO?" Two voices, Honda and Miho's said in unison.
"Er, hi Miho, Honda." Mokuba greeted, blinking.
"HI MOKUBA!" Miho exclaimed. Mokuba winced.
"What's up, dude?"
"Uh, can you two come to my sleepover? It's at 6:55 tomorrow night."
"Sleepover? YES! We'll be there!"
"Um, okay, bye."
Click.
Mokuba dialed.
"Hello, Jounouchi residence." Shizuka answered.
"Hi Shizuka."
"Oh hey Mokuba! What can I do for you?"
Always the polite one. "Do you and Katsuya wanna come to my sleepover at 6:55 pm tomorrow?"
"We'd love to Mokuba! 6:55?"
"Yep."
"We'll be there. Uh, be sure to have a lot of food."
"(Oo) Um, okay. Bye."
Click.
Mokuba dialed, sighing.
"Mai here, hun."
"It's Mokuba, what's up?"
"Oh, Mokuba! Hey! I'm just painting my nails. Orange was so not my color, so I'm going for violet. I love violet. It's my favorite color. But I need it to be the exact kind of violet that I want. All is good. However, I ran out of eyeliner, so I'm going to get that and some new violet nail polish and maybe lipstick and eye shadow. I was thinking of getting some blush too, but I don't wear it that much. My other blush got water poured in it, so I should by some...But since I don't really wear it, I'm unsure. Oh well! What's up with you?"
"(oO"") Er...Well, I wanted to know if you'd want to come to my sleepover tomorrow night?"
"What time, hun?"
"6:55 pm."
"Awesome, I'll be there."
"Thanks Mai."
"No problem, kiddo. See ya."
"Bye."
Click.
Mokuba dialed.
"Yes?" Otogi answered tiredly.
"Come to my sleepover tomorrow night, 6:55 pm. Mokuba."
Click.
Otogi stared at the phone, blinking.
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Mokuba skipped into Kaiba's office, a silly grin on his lips. "I called them all, Seto!"
"Joy..." Kaiba grumbled.
"They're coming tomorrow night."
"Yay." Kaiba said unenthusiastically.
"At 6:55."
"Great."
"Isn't it? YAAAYYY!"
"Wonderful..." Kaiba grunted sarcastically.
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Isis huffed, looking at her handiwork. She had Marik and Malik tied up to a chair. "I packed your guys' things. And yes, Marik, I packed that too. You behave at Seto's and I don't want either of you trying to kill Atemu, got it?" Her brother's gulped, nodding.
"Good, now until it's time to leave, you can stay there."
"(OO) But – " They both began, but Isis glared at them, causing them to shut up. When she left, Marik spoke up. "I want my Millennium Rod."
"I want my Millennium Rod." Malik echoed.
"It's mine." Marik pointed out.
"No it isn't."
"Is too."
"Is not."
"Is too."
"Is not."
"DAMMIT MALIK, IT IS TOO MINE BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO STOLE IT FROM YOUR RAPIST FATHER!"
"He raped people? I had no idea." Marik face-faulted.
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"Down by the hanky banky bank banks, where the bull frogs jump from bank to bank, with the eeps, ipes, opes, oops, you missed the lily pad, ker-plop."
"Atemu, you need to start packing." Yuugi told the Pharaoh.
"You do it, I'm busy right – "
"PACK YOUR OWN DAMN THINGS YOURSELF! WHAT, DO I HAVE AN 'N' ON MY FOREHEAD!" Yuugi stormed out of the room, his suitcase in his hand.
"(OO)!" Atemu stared after him.
"I'M SLEEPING ON THE COUCH AND IF YOU VALUE YOUR 'GARNIER FRUTIS' GEL, YOU'D BETTER STAY QUIET AND LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!" Atemu gulped, getting out a suitcase and started to pack: (o.o)
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"Okay, Miho." Honda said. "We can do one of two things. We can, A) Have sex or B) Pack." Miho tapped her chin.
"Hmm...A!"
"Nice."
"We're WHAT?" Katsuya bellowed.
"We're going to Mokuba's sleepover and don't you dare say we're not, because we are, Katsuya Jounouchi!"
"But I don't wanna, sis."
"Katsuya..." She growled, giving him the evil eye.
"Shizuka, I really don't wanna."
"Too bad, we're going, end of discussion." Katsuya sighed in defeat.
"Awright, you win."
"Besides," Shizuka added, grinning, "Mai will be there."
"What are ya trin' ta day? Dat I like her! I-I don' like Mai, y-you're crazy!" Shizuka giggled at his stuttering.
"Hurry up and pack, Katsuya, we need to be ready for tomorrow."
"I don' like Mai..."
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Otogi sighed, his hands on his hips. "I don't know what I should wear, hmm..." He glanced down and his eyes went wide, seeing his hairy legs. "UGH, no woman wants a man with hairy legs!" Otogi then proceeded to shave his legs.
Slice.
"AW! THE PAIN, THE PAIN! AWWWW!" Otogi clutched the VERY SMALL cut, screaming. "AWWWW!" He sucked his thumb, crying. "It hurts...I want my mommy..."
(A/N: (oO))
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Bakura yawned, lounging on the couch. He have a puzzled look at the remote, glancing behind him, before picking it up. "Ooh, button." He said dementedly, pushing the 'Power' button.
"...Hey Tony! I like the things you do! Hey Tony! I wish I was you, the one and only tiger, with the one and only taste..." Bakura blinked rapidly, staring at the tiger and the kids. "Frosted Flakes are more than good...They're GRR-EAT!" Bakura blinked, before another commercial came on. A man in a lab coat had a lime and a can of Coca Cola.
"Hmm...Oh! Put the lime in the coke, you nut, drink bolder! Put the lime the lime in the coke you nut, drink bolder."
"Not let me see here!" A new man said. "Put the lime in the coke you nut, drink bolder! Put the lime in the coke you nut, drink bolder!"
"Coca Cola...Lime. Drink Bolder." A mysterious voice said. Bakura just stared at the screen. Bakura pressed five twice and 'Sex in the City' came on, showing Miranda making out with someone.
"Oh Miranda, I love you, I love you!" The man gurgled in lust.
"Yeah right," Bakura grunted. "He just wants to get down her pants..."
"I love you, too, Jon. Hey, I know!"
"What?"
"Let's have sex!" Bakura grinned perversely.
"Yeah, okay, baby." Bakura leaned forward and his jaw dropped as it changed to another scene.
"Dammit!" He changed it to five-oh-four, showing The Grudge. "Eh?" Bakura blinked, looking curiously as a black blur came up on the screen. "AUGH! RYOU, SOMETHING'S COMING OUT OF THE TV!" Bakura pounded his hand on the remote, but the batteries had went dead. Then, the black blur had EYES! And they opened, staring at Bakura. "RRYYOOOUU!"
Click. Ryou shut the TV off, scowling a bit, before leaving. Bakura gave the TV a wary look, before going into the kitchen.
"Hmm..." He took out a coke and conveniently; a lime was sitting in a bowl with fruits. Bakura looked at his coke, then at the lime. Coke, lime, coke, lime, coke...lime. Lime, coke... "Put the lime in the coke." Bakura muttered, then smirked, opening the coke. He tried shoving the lime in, then...
Squiirrt!
"HOLY HELL!" Bakura screeched, holding his eyes in which the lime juice was squirted into.
"BAKURA?" Ryou scrambled in, eyes wide. "What happened?"
"AWWW!"
After controlling his yami, Ryou said, "Bakura we need to get ready. Start packing your things."
"Why?"
"Because we need to get ready for the sleepover."
"Why?"
"Because we need things for the sleepover."
"Why?" Bakura asked, yet, again, smirking.
"Because."
"WHY?"
"Why?"
"(oO) Huh?"
"What?"
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Malik came in, uninvited, with rope burns on his wrists. "Eh?" Bakura turned to him.
"Huh?"
Then, Ryou turned to him. "What?"
"Eh?"
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"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ENOUGH!" Malik bellowed.
"Huh/What?" Both Ryou and Bakura said at the same time.
"I came over to see if you were going to Mokuba's sleepover, too."
"It seems so," Bakura muttered, glaring at Ryou.
"Guess who else is. I just found out."
"Who?"
"Ahem, Atemu, Isis, me, Marik, you, Ryou, Otogi, Katsuya, hormonal couple (Miho and Honda), Kaiba will be there of course, Anzu – "
"THAT WENCH?" Bakura interrupted.
"ANZU – Shizuka, Yuugi and the slut (Mai)."
"I'm not going." Bakura told his abiou immediately.
"I already said we'd both go, Bakura.
"Ha, ha!" Malik laughed, pointing at the Tomb Robber.
"You have to go as well, stupid!" Bakura snapped.
"Oh yeah..."
"Moron."
"You wanna piece of me, nigga?"
" ' Nigga'? What the hell is that?"
"You better shut up, wigger!"
"(o.O) What the fuck?" Then Malik started rapping.
"Yo, yo, homes, Bakura thinks he's the bomb, but he really fucked his old, wrinkly mom!"
"WHAT...?" Ryou stared at Malik, wide-eyed as Bakura fumed.
"Um, can we pretend this didn't happen?" Both nodded slowly, freaked out, and Bakura pissed.
Is Malik doing that white stuff that screws up his brain again? Bakura thought, digging in his pockets to feel the crank. Hehehe...
I think Malik is hanging out with Killa D again... Ryou thought to himself.
I really need to stop smokin' that shit. Malik told himself mentally.
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Mai shook her hips, singing with 'I'm too Sexy'. "I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, too sexy – Ooh, frilly lingerie! And it's see-through! This is a must. Hmm...I only have..." Mai counted. "Five suitcases. I'll get one more suitcase, but that's it." She heard the phone ring and answered.
"Talk to me, hun." Mai answered.
"I don't know what I should wear! Should I take the pink shirt and yellow skirt or should I take the yellow shirt and pink skirt?"
"The second choice, hun."
"Oh thank you so much, Mai! See ya at Mokuba's Sleepover!"
"Alright, ta."
"Ta."
Click.
Mai heaved an empty suitcase out from her walk-in closet and started to pack, before the phone rang again.
"Talk to me, hun."
"Blue or black leather?" Atemu asked.
"Blue."
"K."
Click!
Mai shoved some magazines in the suitcase, pondering on her choice of shoes. The phone rang.
"I have a crisis, Jon." A voice said coolly as Mai picked up.
"Wrong number, hun."
"Who the hell are you? – Oh, it's the slut."
"Have you ever been bitch-slapped over the phone?" Mai asked heatedly.
Click.
"Bastard." Mai muttered to herself.
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DIS: Thanks to everyone who reviewed the last chapter. I'm surprised it got so many reviews. Hope you enjoyed this one. See ya!