DIS: Thanks to you all that reviewed! I'm surprised that I've gotten so many reviews in such little time.
Marik: It's pathetic! Who cares about your writing? IT SUCKS!
SMASH!
DIS: (OO) Uh...
Bakura: (dusts hands off)
DIS: (OO''') Thanks, I guess...
Bakura: I'm with Anzu for once, so if he insults any fic with us together, than he DIES.
Marik: (stands up) YOU ASSHOLE! YOU SHOVED ME THROUGH A WINDOW! (picks glass off him)
Bakura: (widens eyes) I did? (acts innocent)
DIS: Ahem, anyway, review responses!
Atemu's Lover: Glad that it was hilarious to you, lol. Though that was almost a creepier laugh than mine.
Tormented Inoccence: Yet another person who thinks it's funny! I feel very proud inside.
Your Dream Come True: Of course, who wouldn't want to make more of this humor? Not me! I cherish the genre of humor.
ShadowFaye: Don't worry; you're not the only person whose family thinks they're crazy. My brother and I are having a contest on who's more psychotic. (clenches fists) I shall win!
Sanguine Dreams: I've never had the new lemony coke. Is it very sour? Anyway, happy that you thought it was funny.
Monkeyluv4646: (OO) Someone's eager and impatient for me to update. And here I am, doing so!
Crysinna: I've been told that I'm funny, lol. Bakura/Anzu is one of my favorite pairings as well. It is disappointing that there isn't any other Dartz/Anzu fics out there. It's a bit odd, but it's been put on one of my favorite couples. I'll try to do one as soon as I can!
KawaiiLil-InuGurl: It was Shizuka that called Mai second. Shizuka is the only one I really know that would wear pink and yellow. She's a flunky to me.
Inuko-sama: I'm don't favor Atemu/Anzu that much, but I'm slowing warming up to the pairing, since so many people like it. Besides, I always believe in unusual couples! (does an Atemu pose) Lol.
DIS: Okay, here's chapter three of 'The HUGE Sleepover'! Enjoy!
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Chapter Three, ArrivingAnzu walked up the drive, meeting Shizuka and Mai. They all dropped their suitcases, sighing.
"Ugh, I'm exhausted!" Mai griped, rubbing her arms. "I had to try and get my six suitcases in my tiny car. Then, I had to try and get them all in and when I did, my suitcases exploded everywhere! I even think one of those guards stole a pair of my thongs.
Over by the guards...
"Red and lacy with frills," one of the guards said, blushing in excitement.
"Man, I definitely am using this to good use to night after a long watch of porn," The guard grinned. "And then – " He made a crude gesture with his hips. The other guard howled with laughter, snatching the thong and playing with it.
Back with the girls...
"Tough luck," Shizuka and Anzu said sympathetically.
"Where's your brother, Shizuka?" Anzu asked suddenly.
Shizuka rolled her eyes, replying, "He decided to try and pack a hundred packages of Instant Noodles, even though I told him that Kaiba was going to provide food. Besides, we're staying at his house, it seems only logical."
"Yeah! We shouldn't have to provide our own food at a sleepover!" Mai proclaimed indignantly.
"YEAH!" Shizuka and Anzu agreed.
"I wonder how Isis is doing with Marik and Malik?" Anzu contemplated aloud.
"I wonder how Ryou is doing with Bakura?" Shizuka muttered to herself.
"I wonder how Grandpa is doing with Yuugi?" Mai asked. (A/N: Blonde moment for Mai)
(oO)
"Don't you mean Atemu?" Shizuka asked a bit uncertainly. Mai blinked rapidly.
"Er, oh right! Atemu, yeah, yeah. Eh heh heh..." Mai cast a nervous glance away from them and the other two girls' eyes widened. Isis came up, carrying her purse. Marik and Malik trudged behind her, carrying her suitcases. They dropped it by the other girls' suitcases, glowering.
"What the hell did you all pack, woman?" Marik demanded heatedly.
"Everything I possibly own," Isis replied in a serious demeanor. "Do you three have any idea what these morons did the other day?" The girls shook their head.
"What?"
FLASH!"AW, THE PAIN!" Malik bellowed, covering his eyes.
(-.-)
FlashbackIsis sat on the couch, reading Cosmopolitan, while Malik polished his M. Rod. Isis looked up from her magazine, realizing the more annoying of the two was missing. "Malik, where's Marik?"
"I dunno," Malik responded in a bored tone, taking his rod to the light, inspecting it. She raised an eyebrow.
"He isn't masturbating again, is he?" Malik dropped his rod, eyes widening.
"Marik was...I didn't need to know that, Isis!"
"(-.-) Just go find him." Marik came down when the phone rang. She got up, not noticing Marik, who had her vibrator in his hand and her bra hanging from it. Malik shrugged at Isis' order, oblivious to Marik, starting towards the kitchen. When Malik was out of sight, Marik snickered and put hot super glue on the seat.
"Hello, Ishtar residence," Isis answered as Malik came back in, sitting on the seat.
"What the – I'M GLUED TO THE SEAT!"
"MARIK, UNGLUE MALIK! What were you saying, Mokuba? Oh, how is your brother? Good? That's great!"
"But Isis," Marik said in an innocent tone. "He can just take his pants off and he'll be fine!" Malik growled, getting out of his pants, showing boxers with the Winged Dragon of Ra on them with bubbles that say, 'I am your master!'.
"Not a word," Malik hissed to Marik, who was grinning.
"Oh that's wonderful – IS THAT MY BRA? WHERE DID YOU FIND MY VIBRATOR? Um, we'll be there Mokuba. Bye!"
Click.
Marik looked on innocently, saying, "I didn't know you had a vibrator, Isis. Who do you think of when you're jacking off? The idiotic Pharaoh, Atemu? Or the "handsome" CEO of Kaiba Corp.? Or maybe even the Thief Lord, Bakura? Hehehe, there are so many you might like!" Isis growled, lunging at him, tackling him to the ground.
"AWW! Malik, HELP!" Malik leaned his hip on the doorframe, yawning.
"Sorry, I'm too...Busy." He smirked at Marik, whose eyes widened.
"AW!"
End Flashback"NO."
"FRICKEN."
"WAY!" Shizuka, Mai, and Anzu gasped in shock.
"Yes," Isis said, nodding, "it's true."
"Wow, no guy has ever known I have a vibrator." Mai told Isis with pity.
"I don't have one," Anzu muttered, a bit ashamed.
"Neither do I!" Shizuka said with pride.
"That's because you two are sixteen!" Isis and Mai declared.
"Actually, I'm fourteen!" (A/N: Is that right?)
"Really? You're going to be a freshman next year, huh?"
"Yep!"
Shizuka and Anzu hugged happily as Mai and Isis sighed, "Ah, the good ol' days."
"We're right here, you know." Marik and Malik grunted.
"Go away!" The girls hissed at them angrily.
"Touché," the blondes muttered, leaving with their hands in their pockets.
"Hello!" Yuugi and Atemu came up to them.
"Hi there," Mai and Shizuka purred, batting their eyelashes at them.
"Hi." Atemu grinned charmingly at the two ladies.
"Hi Yuugi, what's up?" Anzu smiled friendlily at Yuugi.
"Oh nothing...Just Atemu." He shot a look at his yami.
"What happened? (OO)" Yuugi groaned in response.
FlashbackBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE –
SLAM!
SMASH!
WHAM-O!
Atemu had red eyes, glaring at the mauled clock, breathing quickly.
"(OO) Atemu!" Yuugi gasped in shock as Atemu fell back asleep. He gulped, casting a cautious glance at the rabid Pharaoh and left to take a shower.
Later...
Yuugi shook Atemu, calling his name softly.
"What time is it?" Atemu asked groggily.
"6:20 P.M.!" Yuugi replied as Atemu groaned and got up reluctantly.
6:30 PM
"Have a good time, kiddies!" Grandpa called.
Kiddies? I'm older than that asshole! Atemu thought, anger rising, when Yuugi spoke up, "Come on, Atemu. Do you have your bag?"
"Yes and Mr. Sunshine," Atemu cuddled up to his stuffed M. Puzzle.
"Uh, sure, whatever. Let's go."
As they walked down the sidewalk, they bumped into two giggling girls.
"Excuse us, we didn't mean to be so rude," Atemu apologized politely.
"Oh, don't bother apologizing cutie!" Girl 1 said, giggling girlishly.
"Yeah, don't you worry!" Girl 2 giggled.
"(sweat drops) Well, we have to...Er...Go now. Bye." Yuugi said awkwardly.
"Bye sweetie!" Girl 1 called. Girl 2 smacked and pinched Atemu's butt, before walking away with her friend.
"Uh, Yuugi?" Atemu gulped, holding his butt.
"Yeah? So you got slapped on the butt, who gives a rats ass?" Atemu quickly shut up, thinking, I was assaulted by a random girl...Eek.
End Flashback"(O.o) Whoa..." Anzu breathed.
"Yeah, I can't believe they'd prefer Atemu over me! Aren't I cute, Anzu? Aren't I?"
"Of-of course you are, Yuugi. Eh heh, heh, heh. There is absolutely no way that you're not!
"Thanks Anzu!" Yuugi chirped, then changed his voice to a deeper tone. "So, you wanna go out sometime, baby?"
"(OO) (-.-) Yuugi, I like you as a friend and only a friend."
"I just wanted a girlfriend," Yuugi muttered bitterly.
SLAP!
Everyone stopped talking and looked over at Anzu and Yuugi with wide eyes.
"(OO)" Yuugi stared at Anzu, holding his cheek.
"HOW DARE YOU!" Anzu exploded.
"Th-that came out wrong!" Yuugi stammered.
" 'I just wanted a girlfriend' came out wrong? UGH!"
"I'm sorry!" Yuugi hastily apologized, inching away from her.
"Yuugi, um, I think we need to talk...(o.o)" Atemu told him a bit uneasily.
"Damn! Yuugi made a move on Mazaki!" Marik paused. "She's not worth it."
SLAP!
"OW!"
"Shut that fuggly mouth of yours!" Isis snapped, GLARING.
"F-fuggly?" Marik repeated, copying Yuugi's gesture, his hand to his cheek.
"That's right, biatch!"
"Hey everyone!" Ryou exclaimed happily as Bakura glared at everyone.
"This sucks..." Bakura grumbled.
"I really do not care at this point," Ryou informed him, frowning, then beamed, seeing Anzu. "Hi Anzu!" He waved to her like mad.
"Hi Ryou!" They hugged, causing Marik, Malik and Bakura to gag.
"(-.-) What...The...Fuck...?" The three mumbled, disgusted.
"How have you been, old chap?" Ryou asked Anzu brightly.
"Oh, fine! And you?" Ryou and Anzu left, chatting about everything.
"Is it just me..." Malik began, his eye twitching. "Or does it seem like Ryou likes Mazaki?"
"Duh," Marik rolled his eyes.
"Oh, hell no!" Bakura burst out.
"But you know Mazaki," Marik said, shrugging. "She only likes him as a friend." He and Malik shook their head with Bakura looking on dumbly. "Poor Ryou."
"Hey, y'all!" Katsuya waved, grinning stupidly. (A/N: I love Jou, but you gotta make a pun about him.) Then, Honda and Miho ran up, crashed into him and started making out on top of them.
"AW GROSS MAN! DIS IS SICK! GET OFFA ME, YA HORNY BASTARDS/BITCHES!" Katsuya shouted in disgust.
"Eh?" Honda and Miho looked down, blinking dimly. "Oh hey Katsuya, what're ya doing down there?"
"GET. DA. HELL. OFFA. ME!"
Aw, he's so cute when he's mad! Mai thought to herself, smiling.
"Katsuya!" Shizuka scolded. "Alright, is everyone here?"
"WAIT FOR MEEEEE!" Otogi shrieked, waving and running.
"(-.-) Guess not," Shizuka muttered to herself. Otogi stood near Mai, eyeing her.
"How you doin'?" Otogi asked in an imitation of how Joey does it off of Friends.
"Get away from me, you pig!" Mai snapped, grossed out.
"I know you want some of this, baby, so come to papa!" He leaned over, trying to kiss her.
"EW!" Mai dodged his kiss, standing near Katsuya. Otogi blinked, then spotted Shizuka.
"Hey baby," he purred to the brunette.
"(OO)" Shizuka eyes went HUGE.
"Touch my sista and die, Porn-Lover." Otogi backed off, pouting. After they decided to put Otogi at the back, they walked up to Kaiba's mansion.
DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DINGO DONG, DING, DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DINGO DONG, DING, DONG –
Kaiba flung the door open and two latches came off. Katsuya's finger was poised just a few inches away from the doorbell. He laughed nervously, saying, "Er, hi?"
"( ) I will not tolerate your insolence, JOUNOUCHI!" Kaiba hissed at him.
"Hey man, I was just makin' sure ya heard us," Katsuya pointed out. Kaiba's face twitched madly as he replied.
"I see, well get your asses in here, it looks as though a storm's coming." Katsuya looked up at the clouds, blinking.
"But da clouds look all white and fluffy!"
"Are you coming in or staying out in the doghouse, poodle?" Kaiba growled.
"I RESENT DAT!"
"We'll be coming in, hun," Mai replied for Katsuya.
"Don't call me 'hun' or I'll rip out your implants," Kaiba snapped frigidly.
"BURN!" Honda, Otogi, and Katsuya whooped.
"There are natural, sweetheart and that must mean that you've been looking at these nice things." She posed for Kaiba, winking at him and blowing him a kiss.
No! Isis thought, her jaw dropping.
"No, actually, that mutt – " Kaiba pointed to Katsuya, who was grinning, unaware of what was coming for him. " – told me that you had, and I quote, bouncing jugs."
"KATSUYA!" Mai shrieked, slapping him.
"AW, KAIBA, HOW COULD YA?" Katsuya wailed.
"WHAT?" Isis, Miho, Shizuka, Anzu and Mai shouted angrily, slapping him.
"OUCH!"
"That must hurt..." Ryou observed as Atemu snickered.
"Oh, Katsuya, you poor, poor, fool..." Yuugi sighed, shaking his head.
"Now that we're done with that shit, allow me to tell you whom you will be partnered up with. As in rooms." (A/N: MWAHAHA!)
"Ahem,
Atemu/Otogi
Ryou/Marik/Yuugi
Katsuya/Mai
Anzu/Bakura – "
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bakura yelled as Anzu plugged her ears.
"ANZU/BAKURA," Kaiba snarled in Bakura's face, who glared. "Honda/Miho
Shizuka/Isis
And Mokuba and I will have our own rooms."
"HEYA!" Mokuba bounded in, smiling.
"Hi..." The YGO gang muttered, sulking.
"Do you like your roommates? I did it myself!"
"NO!"
"Yell at him and die," Kaiba growled lowly.
"..."
"Gee whiz, thanks Seto! Anyways, can someone rent the movies?"
"I WILL!" Atemu and Marik shouted, then glared at each other. "No, I will! I WILL, DAMN YOU!"
"How about you both?" Mokuba suggested. "Here's the key to the Ferrari."
"What's a Ferrari?" Atemu asked curiously.
"IT'S A FUCKING CAR, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" Yuugi bellowed angrily.
(OO)
DING DONG!
Kaiba swung the door open, emotionless. "Yeah?"
"HI!" Yuugi's mom chirped happily. "Yuugi forgot his Zoloft." Kaiba slowly took the pills from her.
"Er, whatever." He slammed the door in her face and threw the bottle at Yuugi. "Go crazy."
"I don't suppose you really want that, now do you?" Yuugi asked, hands on hips.
"What are you trying to say?" Kaiba demanded, raising an eyebrow.
"I could just not take these and I could go crazy, would you like that?"
"You know what? Forget what I said."
"There's a good lad."
"Bloody hell!" Ryou exploded. "Don't take my words, mate!"
"Dare you to take my Zoloft, MATE," Yuugi hissed, glowering.
"Sorry...Ol'...Chap..." Ryou gulped, backing off. Yuugi grinned, taking his Zoloft.
"Ahh, I feel so much better now." Yuugi sighed.
"(oO) Yuugi, that really doesn't sound right." Atemu informed him.
"What do you mean?" Shizuka asked in a naïve tone.
"ATEMU!" Katsuya snapped protectively.
"Er, sorry." Atemu falsely apologized.
"(-.-) They all think I'm a little kid..." Shizuka muttered to herself.
"Well you are a virgin and all, unlike us."
"(OO)" Shizuka looked over at Anzu, who was scowling at Bakura. Omigod, what if Anzu had sex with Bakura and her anger is all an act so that they can be with each other and be hanky panky and – OH-MY-GOD!
Anzu noticed Shizuka staring at her and asked, "Shizuka, you okay?"
"Anzu, you are very disgusting!" Shizuka spat with repulsion.
"(OO) HUH?"
"I can't believe you slept with Bakura!"
DEAD SILENCE. (Even the crickets were in shock)
"Excuse me?" Anzu asked, gulping.
"WHAT! What the hell are you telling that bitch, Anzu! OH EW! I DID NOT SLEEP WITH MAZAKI! Though, Ryou kinda did. Not the way you think, however."
"(o.o) I didn't! I'm innocent!" Ryou vowed.
"Hmm...Yeah, cos isn't Mazaki a virgin too?" Malik asked curiously.
"(X.X) Hello! This is my virginity you're talking about, here!"
"Who gives a shit?" Marik inquired, frowning.
"Well – " Ryou began, but Bakura glared at him to shut up.
"Back to the movies, you idiots!" Kaiba snapped, uncomfortable with the conversation. He was shoved out of the way into the floor as Marik and Atemu sped out the door.
"Fucking asswipes," Kaiba muttered.
"Just so you know, Marik can't drive." Malik informed them.
"Atemu might!" Mai announced hopefully. Katsuya snorted. "Or not."
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"So! Where do you put the key in?" Marik asked Atemu who gave him a blank stare.
"Ummmmmmmmmm"
"Idiot," Marik stated, then saw the ignition. "This looks like a keyhole."
"Duh."
"Shut up or I'm sending you the Shadow Realm without Mr. Sunshine."
"(OO)" Atemu shut up as Marik put the key in.
"Is it working yet?"
"No. Shouldn't it...Vibrate or something?"
"What, like a motorcycle?"
"Umm...Sure." The two waited, staring at the ignition.
"Nothing's happening," Marik frowned.
"Maybe we have to turn it?"
Marik shrugged and turned the key.
VRROOOM!
"(OO) It lives!" The two gasped.
"Hmm...Let's see. This looks like something to a motorcycle, so..." Marik pulled in the clutch for reverse and since Marik's foot was tight on the gas pedal, they went SPEEDING out of the driveway. "AWW!"
"AWW!"
They looked at each other, before, "AWW!"
Car: (driving around in circles)
Atemu took the steering wheel and, what do you know? They're on the road.
"Phew," Marik took the steering wheel from Atemu.
"I'm more intelligent than you are," Atemu stuck his tongue out, grinning.
"Shut up, Pharaoh. I'm trying to control this beast."
"It's called a car, dumbass!"
"You've got balls for calling me that."
"I also have a – "
"SHUDDUP!"
"Sure you don't wanna know?" Atemu inquired innocently.
"YES!"
"Okay, whatever," Atemu shrugged.
At the Movie Store...
"So, what're we getting?" Atemu asked.
"I dunno, movies." Atemu looked around him and saw a Dora the Explorer movie and picked it up. Marik snatched it from him.
"Love? Friendship? Only Mazaki would like this, damn."
"Don't insult Anzu, you fat-ass!" Atemu grabbed it from him, glaring.
"Say that again, I dare you!" Marik challenged, glaring.
"I SAID – "
"Like, hey hot-stuff!" A prep named Crissy winked at Marik.
"Like, hi," her friend, Stacy slapped Atemu's butt.
"(OO) Not again," Atemu muttered to himself.
"You wanna, like, ditch this place, and like, got to a like, hotel?" Marik raised an eyebrow as though saying, Wanna get the hell away from me?
Atemu dumbly asked, "What's so good about a hotel?"
"You are, like, so like, lucky you're cute." Stacy pointed out.
"I know I am."
"That was, like, really egotistical."
"Like, tell me about it, girlfriend," Crissy agreed.
"And you two are total sluts, so get out of my way before I send you to the Shadow Realm."
"Is that, like, code, for like, your bedroom?" Stacy asked.
"Like, get off, ya like, whore! He's like, mine!"
"Like, no he isn't!"
"Like, yes, he is, so like, lay off!"
"Like, no, you like, bitch!"
Marik grabbed Dora the Explorer, Darkness, and The Ring 2. "Let's go, I'm getting sick of all the 'likes' in this conversation." He started to go to the check-up counter, but Crissy grabbed his leg.
"LIKE, DON'T GO! I LIKE, WANT TO HAVE, LIKE ORGASMIC EXPERIENCES WITH YOU!" Then, she started to hump his leg.
"AWW, GET HER OFF ME, ATEMU!"
"AWW! I WANT YUUGI!" Atemu cried out.
"(oO)"
Then, Stacy started humping and kissing Atemu's leg.
"AWW!" The two started running around in circles, trying to get them off. The manager took a pry bar and gets them off.
"WE LIKE LOVE YOU!" The two preps called.
"WE SURE AS HELL DON'T LOVE YOU!" The Egyptians shouted as they hurried up to the check-up counter.
"22.34 dollars, sir." The cashier said, ringing up their items.
"Uh, right..." Marik handed a piece of notebook paper that is a fake check.
"(-.-)
"When I count to three, we run," Marik murmured to Atemu. "1, 2 – " Atemu turned and hauled ass out of there.
"ASSHOLE!" Marik shouted, following with the movies in his arms.
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Marik threw the movies in the trunk and slammed it closed, starting the car.
"Umm...Marik? There's a car with lights on the tops of the car following us. I think they're called cops."
"If they stop us, we speak Egyptian, saying we don't know Japanese."
"Right-o!" Marik pulled over.
(A/N: I'm just going to type a bunch of letters here)
"So, stealing videos, eh kid?" The cop asked
"dfjh sfkj asofj Gwuef." Marik replied. (I don't speak Japanese)
"Uh, what?" The cop blinked.
"Fjfd foeb spetnf Guejdf, sdf." Atemu spoke up. (We don't speak Japanese, sir.)
The cop took out his English to any other language book out, saying, "Okay, what are you speaking?"
Atemu and Marik exchanged looks, before replying with, "Abrio." (Arabic)
The cop was looking for 'Abrio' in his book, frowning, "Does that mean the language in what your speaking?"
"Kip," the two answered, grinning slightly. (Yes)
"Uh...Shit, um, can I see your green cards?" The two blinked.
"Tsf ehoet lwfj sfh oiryf oqrfof ohet?" Marik demanded of Atemu. (What the hell is he talking about?) Atemu shrugged in reply. "FGI!" (DAMN!) The cop coughed.
"Why don't you show me where you live?"
"Gkd wrhkdjf aeh asfh wpaofjspfj." Marik stated simply. (We are at a sleepover.)
The cop sighed, "Okay, just show me where you were going."
The two shrugged, "Ouk." (Okay)
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DING DONG!
"That had better be them," Kaiba grumbled, opening the door. Shit.
"MR. KAIBA?"
"Kjhsef, rihj hakshf yojf ohed fya!" Atemu pleaded. (Kaiba, you have to help us!)
"And why should I?" Kaiba questioned with a raised eyebrow.
"Jash bey woo sah?" (Because we love you?)
"Oh sick, I didn't need to know that!"
"KOKO!" Marik roared. (WHAT!)
"Oh, you understand them, Mr. Kaiba – " The cop began.
"Get off my property," Kaiba snapped, handing him 300 dollars and dragging the two in.
"Oh thank you so much, Mr. Kaiba, thank – "
SLAM!
"It wasn't necessary to slam the door in his face, was it?" Atemu inquired.
"You LOVE me?" Kaiba repeated, ignoring Atemu's question. "What the hell is that?"
"Speaking of which, where's Mazaki?"
Anzu raised her hand and Marik threw the movie at her and it hit her head. "OW!" She looked at it. "DORA THE EXPLORER? What the hell!"
"MARIK!" Isis snapped.
"What? It represents her!" Marik said, shrugging shamelessly.
"Are you saying I act Mexican?" Anzu demanded, hands on hips.
"Hey! I like Dora, thank you! She's pretty hot. I would like a night with her," Mokuba grinned perversely.
"(OO)" They all stared at him. He cleared his throat.
"Let's watch it!"
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Later...
Dora and the monkey, Boots, came out of the hut. (A/N: I know the names simply because I have a baby living at my house and I am forced to watch the shows). "We did it! We did it! Yay, yay, we did it!"
"What did you do, chica?" Dora's mom asked.
"Look, mom!" Dora held out a white stick to her mom. "Boots finally got me pregnant!"
"Now, chica," Dora's mom put her hands on her hips. "Did you have a condom the first time?"
"Yep! We used Trojan! Can I show you?"
"Of course," Dora's mom smiled. "I always wanted to see how a monkey fucks a human."
(O.O")
"Yes, Boots, YES!"
Anzu covered Mokuba, who covered his rubber duck's eyes.
"Mom," Dora panted, "come join us."
"Well...Alright!" Dora's mom stripped her clothing off and then...Well... "OOH DORA!"
"What the hell?" Bakura peered closer. "How do they make the cartoons do that?"
"What the fuck, man...This is nasty shit!" Marik made a disgusted look. "I thought it was a kiddy show about love and friendship and shit like that, not sex."
"MOKUBA, IS THIS WHAT YOU WATCH EVERY AFTERNOON?"
"Of course not!" Mokuba lied, Yes, the other version of Dora the Explorer is gay. Plus, I get to see this hot Mexican naked.
Katsuya gave a 'Hmm', picturing Mai with nothing on and chaining him to the bed, spanking his butt. "Hehehe..."
"Wake up, man!" Honda yelled, smacking Katsuya.
"Hey!" Shizuka shouted, her eyes being covered by Atemu. "Who turned out the lights? Aw, come on, I wanna see!"
"Sorry, no." Atemu gulped, sweat dropping.
"(OO) If they're turning Dora the Explorer into this, I can only wonder what they're doing with Blues Clues and Between the Lions." They all went into deep thought, thinking of the shows.
"Okay!" Kaiba shook the thoughts away. "This was the last movie, so now what, eh?"
"WE KNOW!" The girls said, grinning. "Let's play Spin the Bottle!"
Bakura and Marik eyed Mai and Anzu, "NOOOOO!" Then they eyed Shizuka and Miho, "NOOOOO!"
Bakura eyed Isis, saying, "Hey there."
"(o.O)" Isis blinked as her brother's growled at Bakura. Kaiba rose to his full height and gave the ULTIMATE GLARE OF DEATH.
"Hehehe..." Bakura backed down, "Just kidding?"
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DIS: (collapses against the chair) Finally! I've been working for...a half an hour on this! Inspiration is hard to find these days. Anyway, please review and the next chapter will be up soon! See y'all!