DIS: Welcome back to The HUGE Sleepover! Thanks to everyone who reviewed. I'm just so happy that this fic is getting so many great reviews from you guys! Do y'all really like it that much? I know there are hundreds of these type of fics out there and I'm hoping that this will be the best! But, I doubt it. Darkhope's is funnier, I should think. Anyway, review responses!
KawaiiLil-InuGurl: I hate Dora the Explorer. (-.-) She annoys me to such ends...And that stupid monkey, Boots. SO WHAT IF YOU LOST YOUR BOOT? (Shakes fist at TV) Ahem. Yeah. I'm not sure if I had Marik and Yami look for a movie somewhere, I'll have to check that (shrug)
Tormented Inoccence: I know, the monkey and Dora are annoying, lol.
Ang31-blue: I was aiming for it to be hilarious, Hehehe. Glad that it appears to be!
Your Dream Come True: (waits while she laughs for three years and realizes that she's hungry) (blinks) Glad it was funny! (eats a Snickers bar) Mmm...
Moon's Hope: lol
Monkeyluv4646: Aw, you're so nice!
Anonymous: Yay! (rips up a paper and throw it in the air) It's wonderful! (grin)
Atemu's Lover: (shakes head) Yes, Dora must learn how to act her age...(oO) Which is six, so why is she screwin' her monkey? Lol.
Danny'sGhostGirl: All my fics must have two important qualities: humor and disturbing things! MWAHAHAHA! (looks like Dr. Evil, since that is her nickname)
Flamethrowerqueen: You were laughing the whole time? Oh glorious! Ha, ha, ha! (snickers)
DIS: If I forgot anybody, I am very, very sorry! Now on to the chapter!
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Chapter Four, Blues Clues & Spin the BottleYuugi rubbed his nose as he entered the living room, the TV still on. Picking it up a bottle, he glanced at the television set and gave a puzzled glance, calling, "Hey guys! Come in here, hurry!" The YuGiOh gang and Kaiba came in, sighing in reluctance. However, when seeing what was on TV...(O.O)
Television...AKA Blue's CluesInstead of the background being bright and sunny, it had dark clouds and the house looked like Dracula's castle. Blue, the dog, was bouncing around in a lab coat, snickering at the YGO gang, that were watching. Suddenly, Blue bounded into the camera, hissing.
"I SHALL DEVOUR ALL LIVING THINGS THAT ARE NOT DOG! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
(OO)
Then, the scene changed to Joe, who grinned at them with the same insanity that Blue had.
"Hello, my fellow victims!" Joe welcomed, smirking. "Today we are going to dissect a – " Joe held up a voodoo doll of a man, that ironically, looked like Kaiba. "SETO KAIBA! HAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Poke.
Kaiba, who had been watching, let out a yelp as something poked him hard in the butt.
"HAHAHA! DID YOU FEEL THAT KAIBA?" Joe suddenly leaned into the camera, grinning. "Now, let's see if you have any manhood left when I'm done with you!"
"Aw, HELL NO!" Kaiba grabbed Joe out of the TV and started beating the hell out of him. (A/N: I got this part kinda off of Scary Movie 3) "You whore!" BAM! "Don't EVER – " WHAM! " – think that you can – " CRASH! " – take my manhood!" BOOM! Kaiba sighed, dusting his hands and taking his hair out of the voodoo doll, before dementedly setting fire to it. "BURN! BURN I SAY!"
(OO)
"Kaiba, uh, perhaps you should calm down?" Anzu suggested, eyes wide. Kaiba snickered, then poured water on it, before shutting the TV off.
"Ahem," Kaiba made himself look less insane and said, "So are we going to play or what?"
"YES!" The girls shouted, forgetting all about Kaiba's lack of sanity.
"NOOO!" The boys roared.
Yuugi, however, smiled and chirped, "I got the bottle!"
"Damn you, Yuugi!" The boys loomed over the younger boy and his eyes bugged out.
"HISSS!" The girls glared at the boys, daring them to get any closer. Gulping, they backed down and they all left to the main room and sat in a circle, excluding Mokuba, who didn't intend on kissing anyone. Yuugi gently put the bottle down in the middle and beamed at them all. Atemu jumped up, bright-eyed.
"IWANNAGOFIRSTIWANNAGOFIRSTIWANNAGOFIRSTIWANNAGOFIRSTIWANNAGOFIRST! ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!" Atemu shrieked to them all, bouncing up and down, waving his hand rapidly. Bakura growled and slapped him down, so he fell face first into the floor. Atemu sputtered in tears, mumbling, "Owie!" Anzu frowned, then slapped Bakura hard.
"Don't be mean!" Anzu snapped at him.
"SCREW YOU, BITCH!" Bakura retorted furiously.
"Ugh! You wanna screw me? Nasty!"
"Yeah, I mean, in front of us?" Shizuka shook her head. "Besides, Anzu, you guys have already had premarital sex."
"DAMN YOU, WE DIDN'T – " Bakura began, but Shizuka interrupted him.
"SHUT UP, BIATCH!"
"(o.o)" Bakura shut up, shocked to say the least.
"Thank you!" Shizuka beamed.
"I'm going first," Atemu declared, "BECAUSE I AM PHARAOH!"
(-.-)
Atemu gave the bottle a hard spin and grinned at it. However, when it stopped on Ryou, his jaw dropped in horror.
"ME, MATE?" Ryou sputtered in surprise.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Atemu screamed, falling to the ground in shock and mortification. Marik blinked, then exploded in laughter.
"SUCKER!" Bakura howled, pointing and snickering. Anzu glared at him, but said nothing.
"Why me?" Ryou squeaked out. Malik turned to him, frowning with a twinkle in his eye.
"Because good people go unpunished," Malik informed him, glowering slightly. Otogi opened his mouth and Malik's gaze flickered to him. "I don't want to hear it, you fag."
"Actually, I'm bisexual," Otogi declared proudly. Malik made a disgusted look and gurgled; "Ugh" Kaiba and Malik glanced at him and inched away from Otogi, who gave a puzzled smile.
"Oh don't you two worry!" Otogi beamed at them. "I only think Ryou, Bakura, and Atemu are the cute ones. Well, Katsuya too." Otogi fluttered his eyelashes at Katsuya, who suddenly looked sick.
"AW, SICK MAN!" Katsuya jumped into Mai's arms, eyes wide. Mai flushed and dropped him. "Dat hurt, Mai!"
"It was meant to, hun." Mai told him, frowning.
"All right, enough!" Bakura barked out. "You two! Kiss!" Atemu gulped and the two leaned over and –
Smooch!
"HA, HA, HA!" Bakura laughed, pointing at Atemu as he fainted. Ryou looked green.
"I do believe I may hurl..." Ryou muttered.
"Like I care?" Bakura asked, arching an eyebrow.
SLAP!
"OW!"
"Don't insult your abiou!" Anzu snapped, glaring at him. Bakura glared right back.
"And who made you Queen of Everything?" Bakura demanded.
"Okay, let's put it this way, Bakura," Anzu began, sighing, closing her eyes. Then she opened her eyes, glaring. "Insult Ryou and I'm going to shove your Millennium Ring up your ass." She smiled at him innocently.
"Oooo!" Malik and Marik whispered, staring at the two. "Lover's quarrel."
"(OO"") Er, uh, okay..." Bakura muttered, shutting up, thinking, I can not fucking believe this!
"Thanks Anzu!" Ryou chirped, grinning.
"No problem, Ryou! Always here to help!" Anzu told him, while Bakura sulked.
"Welp, my turn then." Ryou gave his wrist a flick and the bottle whirled, until it stopped on Shizuka.
"DERE'S NO WAY BRIT-BOY IS GONNA KISS MY LIL SIS!" Katsuya exploded.
"WHY YOU LITTLE – !" Shizuka shook her fist at Katsuya angrily. "WHY YOU LITTLE – !" She then shook her fist at Atemu. "WHY YOU LITTLE – !" And then...She shook her fist at Ryou. The YGO gang gave her a creeped out look, even Kaiba.
"Er, right, so are we going to do this or not?" Ryou asked with a blush on his cheeks.
"DEFINITELY!" Shizuka exclaimed, latching onto Ryou, kissing him.
"WHAT THE – !" Katsuya and Mai stared at the scene, eyes wide. Abruptly, they stopped and Shizuka went back to her seat, smiling broadly.
"(OO) Wow..." Ryou muttered, his lips red.
"Tee-hee! My turn!" Shizuka announced and spun the bottle, which stopped at Anzu. "(oO?)"
"NOOO!" Yuugi jumped onto Anzu, covering her face. Anzu let out a, "Oof!" and falls over. Conveniently, Atemu woke up at the moment. He blinked and saw Yuugi on Anzu. And from his position it looked like Yuugi was doing something completely different.
"What the fuck?" Atemu gasped out, before fainting again.
"Uh, maybe..." Anzu blinked.
"KISS! WOO HOO!" The guys, even Bakura, Marik and Kaiba, shouted.
"I pass!" Shizuka declared.
"Yay!" Anzu beamed and spun the bottle...
(GASP!)
DIS: And I am stopping it...NOT! MWAHAHA!
Ahem...
(GASP!)
"AW, NO WAY IN HELL!" Bakura roared.
"AWW!" Anzu cried out in horror.
"I am NOT kissing that – that – that THING!"
"HEY!" Anzu shouted in anger. Kaiba sighed, rolling his eyes.
"Too bad, so sad, what a drag – For you, that is. Now kiss before I sick my cat Fluffy on you."
Bakura blinked, thinking back to when he met Fluffy.
Flashback"Ha, ha!" Bakura pointed at the cat that was tangle in yarn. "Can't get out, can you?" Bakura smirked. Fluffy got untangled and grinned at Bakura with SHARP teeth.
"(Oo) Oh...SHIT." Bakura mumbled, gulping.
CRUNCH!
"AW HOLY HELL! I CAN'T FEEL THEM! AWW, HELP! I CAN'T FEEL MY MOJO!"
End Flashback"Er, okay...BECAUSE I NEVER CHICKEN OUT!" Bakura announced.
(-.-)
"You might not," Anzu sniffed, "but I do! I am NOT kissin' you, ya homo!" Bakura's jaw dropped at the insult.
"You...HOW DARE YOU!" Bakura snarled, offended.
"I dare, because you wouldn't hurt me." Anzu scoffed, folding her arms across her chest.
"Oh? You wanna bet?" Bakura narrowed his eyes, standing up.
"UH..." Anzu gulped and started to run.
"GET BACK HERE, YOU MEASLY WENCH!"
"Is it just me..." Honda began, watching the two. "Or does it seem like they love each other?"
"Duh!" Miho rolled her eyes.
"Or rather..." Isis began.
"BAKURA, STOP FLIRTING WITH MAZAKI!" Kaiba hollered at them as Mokuba giggled.
"...Bakura loves her." Isis finished, grinning.
"WHAT?" The two demanded, eyes wide, before they started running after Kaiba.
"(OO) SHIT!" Kaiba swore and hauled ass to his room and locked it.
"GET OUT OF HERE, YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!" The two growled loudly to Kaiba, banging on his door.
"WATCH ME!"
"WE'LL SET UP TENTS OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR AND WINDOW!"
"(OO)"
"Seto?" Isis knocked on the door, after moving the two furious people out of the way.
"Yes?" Kaiba replied, smirking to himself.
"Will you come out? For me?"
"Oh, all right, for you." Kaiba came out and followed Isis downstairs like a lap dog. Bakura and Anzu blinked, looked at each other, then shrugged, following behind them.
After everyone was back in the circle, Atemu awoke. "So, who's going to kiss?" He asked curiously.
"Anzu and Bakura," Miho and Mai giggled to him.
"Oh, that's – WHAT!" Then he fainted...Again.
(-.-)
"All right, you two." Mai ushered to Bakura and Anzu.
"But this time – " Isis declared, "You have to French! Since you were so reluctant."
"(OO WHAT!"
"This bites..." Bakura grumbled, glaring at the floor.
"Hurry it up!" Kaiba snarled at them, impatient.
"FINE!" Bakura snapped, grabbing Anzu and roughly kissing her.
(OO)
Sexy! Mai thought, leering at the two. The two jerked from each other, Anzu blushing like no tomorrow. Bakura, however, fainted. Marik sighed and left. He returned with a cup of water.
Splash!
"Wake up!" Marik commanded. Bakura coughed on the water, glowering.
"Asshole!"
"(shrugs) That's what they all think, my friend."
"I'm not your fucking friend!" Then, the lights went out.
"Eep!" Anzu grabbed onto the closest thing to her, that happened to be Marik.
"Okay, who is that?" Marik asked, frowning, looking down. He tried to get Anzu off, but accidentally groped her.
Squish!
"AWW! SOMEONE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME!"
With Anzu's words, Atemu bolted up, awake. "GET OFF ANZU!" Atemu tackled the nearest thing, which was Bakura.
"Oof!" Bakura fell down with Rabid Atemu on him. "Who the hell – ! OW!" Atemu was currently beating the shit out of his nemesis, while Anzu slapped Marik.
"(X.X) OW, WOMAN!" Marik rubbed his cheek.
HEY! GET OFF!
MY BALLS, AW, MY BALLS!
(crack)
WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?
WHOEVER THAT IS HAD BETTER GET AWAY FROM ME!
(squeeze!)
OKAY, WHO WAS THAT!
EH? OH, HEHEHE. SORRY BOUT DAT.
WHA – ? YOU PERV!
(SLAP!)
OW, MY HAIR!
WHO JUST TOUCHED MY MANHOOD?
NOT ME (whistles)
AW, SICK!
SORRY, I'M HORNY!
Then, Mokuba shone a flashlight on them: (-.-)
Anzu blinked, looking up to see Marik.
"EW! YOU MOLESTOR!" Anzu snapped, glaring.
"It was an accident!" Marik retorted. "Why would I want to even look at you? Though, hehehe, you were pretty squishy and – (OO) I WAS KIDDING!"
SLAP!
"AW, HOLY SHIT, THAT HURT!"
"You deserved it, after all," Bakura shrugged.
"I wasn't the one making out with her – BAKURA!"
"Ever heard of an action needs a reaction?"
"Not really, why?"
"Ahem," Mokuba interrupted. "The power's out and the storm is raging."
"Yup," Malik agreed, looking up thoughtfully.
"Yup," the others concurred.
"I think we should go into the basement and turn the emergency power on." Mokuba suggested.
"Why?" Anzu inquired, blinking.
"Because he said so, wench!" Bakura sneered at her.
"That's starting to get old," Anzu told him, rolling her eyes.
"So is your face."
SLAP!
"I deserved that... (-.-)"
"Damn right you did! I don't want to be with this arrogant bastard! Someone trade me!"
"I really would," Marik told her, causing Anzu to beam. "But you're too girly for me." Anzu glowered.
"Shut up, Marik, before you find out what it feels like to have a rod shoved FAR up your ass!"
"(o.o) Can do."
Atemu cleared his throat, "Okay, shall we go?" The others nodded.
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DIS: Well, there you go everyone! The fourth chapter! I have to say that I like how this turned up.
Marik: (-.-) I got slapped...Twice. OR WAS IT THREE TIMES!
DIS: (o.o) Ahem, well, if you guys have any game ideas, please do tell me! Please review on your way out, peace out y'all!