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And so, Kain told them the story about the music teacher, the pepsi can, and the little Irken...
" Well, I suppose I'll have to tell you the story, seeing how the fanfic author is forcing me to anyways...But anywho, It all started one day with a little irken named...Irahs. Now Irahs wasn't a mean Irken. Oh no. She was just...impaitient, and she was pretty fed up with the meaning of life...and so, she went to a certain cafe and..."
At this point, I ask my reader to please imagine that Kains voice is fading away and a new scence is starting. In the sceane is a little female irken inside of a cafe...
Irahs walked into the cafe. She heard that a man worked here. She also had heard that he was very intelligent. Of course, she had ALSO heard that pigeons were revolting against eggnog...
Irahs walked up to the counter and rang a little bell.
"Oh $#! Who's at the counter now?.!" came a very angry sounding voice. Irahs slowly blinked...mmmm...socks...
A slightly short man with brown hair walked over to Irahs. He was wearing a yellow trenchcoat, a white T-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sunglasses. He apeared to be very irritated.
"And what do you want?" asked the man. Irahs shivered. This man frightened her.
" Well, first of all I need to know your name." said Irahs.
" NOODLES! GET AWAY FROM THAT! NO DON'T EAT HIM!" screamed the man, suddenly in a panic. The man ran down the hall. From the hall he ran down, Irahs could hear the following noises.
"FFIGGIGENFOGINKLETIMNERWINTOL!"
"I will devour him whole! He is an outsider! A monstor! I'm not wearing any underwear todaaaaaay!"
"YOU FAINTED AGAIN?.! AAAAAAH!"
" BAD NOODLES! BAD CHERRY! WHOAMYGAWD! WHAT'VE YOU DONE TO ROY AND LINK!.?"
" If you make the outsiders leave, I swear I'll let them go! And Noodles will stop clogging the vaccum cleaner!"
"But Cherry! Link and Roy are paying customers!"
"DJSPEWIFGNWXOCVBNRU!"
" Shut up Noodles, go outside and-OHMYGAWD! CHEERY! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!.? RRRRRRR...! IM GONNA KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU NICE AND SLOW!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
" DORITO PLEASE! i'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! DON'T GET SO ANGRY!"
" MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
Silence. And then, the man in the yellow trenchcoat came back.
"Okay, so what were you saying?" he asked calmly. Irahs just stared.
"What just happened in the hallway?"
" Long story. What do you want?"
" Really, what happened in the Hallway?"
" Shut up. What do you want?"
" Just tell-"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Irahs paused for a short moment. And then answered.
" I want to know what happened in the hallway..." she said. The mans eyes turned red.
" If...If you really want to know...go to the palace...I'm-i'm sure the king will explain it...Now...go...before...i...snap." he said. Irahs jumoed with fear and scuttled away.
yeah yeah...I know. I said this would be only two chapters. But I've decided that each chapter I'm going to introduce another one of the stories plot developments. So that makes about five chapters. And, if you understood what was going on with the noodles and cheery and dorito guys...you need to get a life...wait a minute...I wrote this...that clearly means that I understand it too...Does that mean that..I need a life?...yeah probably...Well...reveiw...