Irahs walked into the kings palace as she was instructed to by the scary counter dude. When she got in there, she saw a mna who looked just like the scary counter man but he was slightly taller.

"Aren't you the scary-" she began, but he cut her off.

" No. That was just my clone. Now shut up and leave me alone." the man said. Irahs frowned.

"But I wanna know the meaning of life! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(chicken)eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?" she pleaded. He sighed.

"Okay okay. The meaning of life is pepsi." He said. Irahs slowly blinked.

"What? I thought it was forty-two." she pointed out. He scowled.

"Well, since you're so 'all knowing' why don't you go invent some kinda...machiney thing...um...GOAWAY!" he screamed. Irahs squieked and ran away waving her arms about. Then, due to some strange circumstances, she ended up parachuting into a factory. Irahs walked around and she saw many pepsi cans being made.

"What is this place?" she asked herself.

" This," said a creepy man with a cane, " is my pepsi factory!" Irahs looked up at the man and he appeared to be willy wonka. But instead of a top hat, he had a pepsi can on his head. He looked pretty freakin' insane.

"Who are you? Where am I? What's my shoe size?" she asked. The creepy man laughed deeply. or somethin'.

"My name, " said the man , "Is joopy bumblebug"

Irahs pasued for a second and then shook her head violently.

"I'm sorry...what?" she asked.

"Joopy Bumblebug." the man said.

Irahs frowned and lifted and eyebrow. Use Shift+Enter for a BR tag guidelines visible.

" So, you make Pepsi here, Mr.Bumblebug?" Irahs asked. Mr. Bumblebug laughed heavily.

" My dear girl, we don't make PEPSI here...we make Pepsi CANS. Oh, and please, call me Joopy."

"um...okay Joopy. So, you make pepsi cans here?" She asked, just to confirm.

"OPF COURSE I DO MY DEAR CHILD!!!! WOULD YOU LIKE A TOUR?.!" he asked rather calmly. Irahs smiled and nodded her head visciously.

"Oh yes! Please Mr. Bumblebug!" She said with delight.

"I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME JOOPY GODDAMNIT! Anyways, on with the tour!" Joopy exclaimed. There are no more socks left.

Can somebody please tell me what the hell my problem is? Please?

Review or else.