sjftgbvfkjldrjyifuxgodfuxvh;dfpjhbijycoygfmooiujv9gfcldfhtrnhfp[dtfpoom That is the most intelligent thing that you will ever read.
Disclaimer: Anyone who has the nerve to type the word above BACKWARDS in their reveiw will get a cookie and Irahs's head on a stick. And i WILL check to see if it's EXACT.
Joopy Bumblebug began to lead Irahs around the factory of pepsi cans. He walked into a room.
"This," said Joopy cornfully," is my PEPSI ROOM! ...of power" he exclaimed in a silly manner. oh ho ho. Time for tea!
Irahs looked around and her jaw fell open. There was a giant fountain of pepsi!
"waitaminute...I thought you said that you only made pepsi CANS here. Not pepsi." She pointed out. Joopy began to examine his nails.
"uh, that is sooooo last week. Now we do both!" Joopy explained gladly. Irahs licked her lips and ran into the pepsi room eagerly. Joopys eye widened.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! THAT CRAP AIN'T FREE I HOPE YOU KNOW!!!!" he screamed. Irahs frowned, a little disappointed. She looked around, trying to find an excuse to stay in the pepsi room. Then she got an idea. Irahs pushed a random music teacher into the pepsi river. Joopy screamed.
"OH NO!! I GONNA BE SUED TO DEATH!"
And then he jumped into the pepsi river attempting to drown himself. It didn't work. So he just started to try and save the music teacher instead. \
While Joopy was distracted, Irahs ran away to go and drink all the pepsi she could! And find the meaning of life!
She was running, running, running, running, and then...she dropped dead. That's right. She just dropped dead where she stood.
suprise ending no?