Hiei was bored, once again messing with Ari's computer. He did this alot, even though he often regretted the doing. Getting into her email that he'd been warned specifically by Ari not to get into, he found a link in one of her emails from a site called, " on it, he waited for it to load. Ari had something called, 'dialup', and appearently it was slow. Then again, everything was slow in human world...It popped up and he started to read.

"What the...HELL?" Hiei growled, jumping up. He went and got Ari, dragging her back to the computer. "What is THIS???"

Ari frowned, leaning over to look. "Um. Oh. Heh. You got into my email?" Ari winced. "At least they updated it..." She laughed.

"Me and the fox??? What the hell??" Hiei growled, pointing hysterically at the screen. "How could you read this crap?!?!"

"Meet the 'lemon'..." Ari winced, sitting up.

"THIS is a lemon?" Hiei growled, fists clenched.

"Yaoi lemon..." Ari winced.

"Yaoi?" Hiei asked.

"Gay." Ari laughed, nervously.

"OBVIOUSLY! IT'S ME AND KURAMA!!!" Hiei yelled, angrily. "You will stop reading this crap, and I mean it!" Hiei growled.

"But...but that's my favorite fic!" Ari gasped.

"Not anymore!" Hiei growled. "Or I'll melt the damn computer, and we'll see how much of this crap you'll read then."

Ari winced hard. "Ok, ok, I'll stop reading HxK lemons... I promise!"

"How many have you read?" Hiei asked, suspiciously.

"Ummm..." Ari rocked back and forth. "Good question..."

Hiei sweatdropped. "You read THAT many??"

Ari winced. "Some of them have good plots... And they're funny..."

"I bet..." Hiei growled at the text onscreen. "I'll kill this damn human! Where does he live!?!?"

Ari laughed. Hiei glared at her. "What's so funny?!?"
"You..." Ari cracked up. "It's the internet, Hiei. You'll never find him. Or her."

Hiei glared at it.

"You can't blow up the computer." Ari got serious. "Please."

Hiei glared at her. "...No more 'lemons'."

"Fine! No more." Ari clicked it off. "Ever."

Kurama walked in, "Hey, Ari, Hi-"

Hiei flitted out of the room.

"...What's wrong with Hiei?" Kurama frowned. Ari waited until Hiei was long gone before she started to laugh.