Jan and Lukes Showbiz bucks show!
Welcome to
"Jan's" said Jan
"And Luke's" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show." Said the both of them
"Today we have another contestant!" yelled Luke
"Who is it?" asked Jan
"It's that crummy Father Anderson!" said Luke "All tied up in a chair!"
"Ae swear, when I get out of this chair I'm gaenna fudging kill ya all! Vampire scum!"
"He's a little mad today." Said Jan
"I think he's always been like this." Said Luke "Time to spin the Alu…card?"
"Oh shit…he's gone." Said Jan
"I don't like being spun on a wheel by jokers like YOU!" yelled Alucard
"Don't worry, if this is about your money issues we'll begin right now." Said Jan
"You know what…aren't you that guy that created that doggy, made him sick me?" asked Luke
"You just found out that it was me on the wheel?" asked Alucard
"Ummm…actually, yes I just did." Said Luke
"Pathetic." Thought Alucard
"Ow! Ow! Hey that hurts!" yelled Jan "Stop kicking my ass! OW!"
"Well then think of something else!" yelled Seras
"Vampires or not, Ae still kill ya all, HAHAHAHAHA!" said Father Anderson
"How the hell did you get out of that chair?" asked Luke
"Does it matter?" asked Anderson
"And that's all the time we have…so." Said Luke
That's that for...
"Jan's" said Jan
"And Luke's" said Luke's
"Showbiz bucks Show!" said the both of them
Until next time….again