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Chapter...The next one: The conspiracy within the conspiracy

darkmoonphase's darkside: Chase took all my author powers.

dramatic end of chapter where everyone has either serious, scared or shocked expressions...exept kitty's darkside...

Boogie-kun's darkside: Say what?

Chase: You shall all perish. I now have everyone's author powers.

Raimundo's darkside: You know, that would have been pretty creepy, except I was too busy dwelling on the fact that I NEVER HAD AUTHOR POWERS!!!!

Kimiko's darkside: Yeah, hello!

Chase: I noticed. That's why it was directed toward the author and her co-author's darksides!!

Everyone notices that Chase is no where to be seen.

Clay's darkside: Make us feel neglected.

darkmoonphase's darkside: Then I have done my job.

Omi: WHAT?!

darkmoonphase's darkside: Huh?

Raimundo's darkside: She's gone. She's totally retarded now.

darkmoonphase's darkside: I'm not retarded! You're ... anti-retard-ist ... s ...

everyone?O.O?

darkmoonphase's darkside: Oh God...

Kimiko's darkside: It's actually darkmoonphase...

tennisgurl's darkside: How would you know that?!

rAiKiMlOver's darkside: Yeah!

Kimiko's darkside: It's painfully obvious...

RaiKimrment2be's darkside: Then call us slow. 'Cause we don't get it.

darkmoonphase's 'darkside': Uh...uh...um...hehe...

Kimiko's darkside: Because the darkside of darkmoonphase isn't that stupid. The real darkmoonphase swapped out her darkside. For the last two chapters...

Sammie's darkside: OhmyGod, we've been in the middle of a concpiracy.

Kimiko's darkside: ...We've been fooled.

darkmoonphase: And you call yourselves smart. I'm the goodside and even I was able to fool you all!

luvatmidnight: walks out of the shadows I knew all along. You think I wouldn't catch on darkmoonphase? I'm your friend, you should have known better than to bring me in if you were trying to hide something like that.

everyone: YOU'RE FRIENDS?!??!?!

darkmoonphase: Hn. Yeah. Of course. It was the single flaw in my plan. In an attempt to satisfy everyone, I brought EVERYONE in, luvatmidnight was no exeption. I didn't think it through. If I had, luvatmidnight wouldn't be here.

luvatmidnight: But of course, you also didn't think that maybe the goodsides would turn against you.

Rairox's darkside: Oh my god, that's how she knew right away that that wasn't the darkside of luvatmidnight!!

RaixKim4eva's darkside: Why didn't we catch it before?!

Chase: Uh, yeah, hate to break it to ya, but the count down for the destruction of you all is starting. Starting at 60 seconds. vanishes...wait. He was never there...

2hyper4life's darkside: Call your darkside, luvatmidnight!

luvatmidnight: -.-' She's only good for beating the shit outta people. When it comes to things like this, she leaves it to me.

darkmoonphase: And you stink at it!

luvatmidnight: Did you forget how much damage I can do to you?

darkmoonphase: SANCTUARY!!! SANCTUARY!!!!!

everyone: O.O'

an insane pounding is heard from the closet door.

kitty's darkside: stops singing and walks over to the door

everyone: NO!!!

kitty's darkside: laughs evilly as she opens the door

darkmoonphase: Everyone hates me. They're all out to get me...

goodsides...and darkmoonphase's darkside: battle cry as swords and sheilds pop into their hands

darkmoonphase's darkside: You may be the goodside, but the world would be better off without you!!!

darksides...and luvatmidnight: battle cry of their own as swords and sheilds pop into their hands

This is what we call a war between the sides. The goodsides and the darksides both want revenge on eachother. Within hours, one side should be completely wiped out.

---Hours later---

Or not.

Battle cries are heard, swords clash and sheilds are broken in half.

Kimiko: WUDAI MARS, FIRE!!!!

Kimiko bursts the room into flames.

Omi: WUDAI NEPTUNE, WATER!!!

Omi puts out the flames. Meanwhile, with the darksides.

darkmoonphase's darkside: Give me my chocolate back!

tennisgurl's darksides: NEVER!!!

RaixKim4eva's darkside: I got it now!!! Muahahahahahaha!!!

kitty's darkside: starts singing randomly

2hyper4life's darkside: OH GOD!!! GIVE HER THE DAMN CHOCOLATE!!!

IMACRAZYWRITER's darkside: No! She doesn't deserve it...

Rairox's darkside: I have all the chocolate now!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

XiaolinFireGirl's darkside: BURN!!! shoots fire at random people

rAiKiMlOver's darkside: glares at XiaolinFireGirl ggggrrrr... attacks

RaiKimrment2be's darkside: EVIL BUNNIES SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD SOMEDAY!!!!

Everyone stops and looks at her like she's freakin' insane.

darkmoonphase's darkside: vein in head pops I say things like that...I'M THE CRAZY ONE!!! I HAVE A REP TO KEEP!!!!

RaiKimrment2be: Bite me.

darkmoonphase's darkside bites her.

Chase Young suddenly comes back with a revived Jack Spicer.

RaiKimrment2be's darkside: KILL THE REVIVED SPICER!!!!!

Chase Young: First, I want you to realize what I have done.

Sammie's darkside: Duh! You made us all turn against eachother in an evil rampage for chocolate.

Chase Young: Dammit. Do you know what I'm going to do next?

darkmoonphase's darkside: Force us to kill your son, Jack Spicer, so you can spend more time with Wuya and together you can destroy us all.

Chase Young: Dammit! Do you know what I'm gunna do after that?

Rairox's darkside: Nothing, because we're all gunna be dead. No, wait. You're gunna take over the world.

Chase Young: DAMMIT!!! JUST GET RID OF SPICER!!!

Everyone turns zombie-like.

kitty's darkside: seems to not be bothered by Chase's attempts. Did you realize that it took about 60 seconds for everyone to read this and it's been 60 hours here? And did you also realize that it took 60 seconds for everyone to just now realize that whatever Chase Young was going to do to us in 60 seconds never happened? And now it's going to take 60 more seconds for everyone to figure out what's going on? Weird, huh?