Jan and Luke's Showbiz bucks show!
Welcome to
"Jan" said Jan
"And Luke's" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show." Said the both of them
"Today we have another contestant!" said Jan
"Who the frick is it now? Asked Luke
"It's HERR MAJOR!" yelled Jan
(Big Applause) (Big Boos)
"Shut it you damn fake audience!" yelled Luke
"This time we're going to play a different game today." Said Jan
"What's it called?" asked Luke
"Throwing Darts at the Sleazy No Good Dirty Rotten Pig Thieving, Seras Victoria!" yelled Jan
"You throw one dart at me, and I'll make sure that you have no balls to live with!"
"Remember that we're in the afterlife…" said Luke
"No we're NOT!" yelled Seras
"Hey, did you guys forget about me?" asked Major
"Shut it! You're not in this conversation!" yelled Jan and Seras
"Please play Spin the Alucard..." Said Alucard
"HEY!" yelled Major
"Uh-oh, now I think he's pissed." Said Luke
"NOW LOOK, I CAME ON THIS SHOW FOR A REASON!"
"And what was that reason?" asked Luke
"TO GET MORE MONEY!"
"Money? We don't give money on this show." Said Jan "We just make stupid comments about the show and contestants."
And that's it for…
"Jan's" said Jan
"And Luke's" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks Show." Said the both of them
Until next time…
"You get back here!" yelled the Major
"AAhhh, what did I do!" screamed Jan
"You made this ridiculous show titled Showbiz bucks Show!"