Jan and Luke's Showbiz bucks show!
Welcome to
"Jan's" said Jan
"And Luke's" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show." Said the both of them
"Today, we are going to make this one extra long! Hopefully." Said Jan
"Booyah! Jan, you rock!" yelled Luke "Today's contestant we have… Jan Valentine."
"…Why me?" asked Jan
"Well uhhh…" (Looking at a list.) "It says that you are next up."
"That can't be true!" yelled Jan
"Oh-well… since you're on here. I guess you get the money." Said Luke
"What? He gets money! What about me?" whimpers Major
"Shut it!" yelled Jan
"Dammit!" screamed the Major
"Ok…now what are we going to play today?" asked Jan
"Hey, since you're the contestant, I get to choose what we get to play!" yelled Luke
"Fine!" argued Jan
"Maybe we should just drench Anderson with Holy water!" yelled Luke
"Hey that sounds like fun!" answered Jan "Hey, what the frick." (Looks at a Corner) "Who is this guy?"
"Who knows and who cares." (Paper cut) "Ah crap! Well look at that. Blood." (Blood drops onto the carcass in the corner).
"Hmm?" mumbled Jan "Hey, that thing is coming alive!"
"Who cares...?" Replied Luke
"I do!" (The zombie figure comes from the floor).
"D…Die, Die! Die!" yelled the figure
"Where the frick are the lights to this room?" asked Jan "Ah there we go!" (Turns the lights on)
"Hey turn the lights out, I'm trying to sleep!" yelled Alucard
"Oh it's just you…" said Jan
"Did you get my money problems raised?" asked Alucard
"Uh, yeah sure we did." Said the disturbed Jan
"Make sure that I get my paycheck, with a raise! Above $1,000."
"What! One…one-thousand dollars?"
"Yes, or I'm done being your Spin-boy. Now good-night!"
"?...I'm confused!" yelled Jan
"Well then pay attention!" demanded Luke
"Uh hey, where's Anderson?" asked Jan
"I think we're in the wrong country." Said Luke
"Oh crap!" yelled the both of them
And that's it for…
"Jan's" said Jan
"And Luke's" said Luke
"Wrong Country Showbiz bucks show." Said the both of them
"Are we ever going to get back, bro?"
"Maybe, unless if you pay attention, we will survive."
"Hey wait a minute! We promised the viewers a longer story!" yelled Jan
"That's true." Replied Luke
"Hey bro, what's that thing on your head?" asked Jan
"I think it's a dog." Yelled Luke
"Another one!" (Counts fingers) "That's the…actually I don't know how many times you've been bitten on the head by a dog." Said Jan
"Well who cares!" yelled Luke
"Hey!" (Counts fingers) "That's the fifth time you said that!" yelled Jan
"Third time, you moron." Mumbled Luke "And besides we're not getting anywhere with this talking business, we need to find ANDERSON!"
-In a bathroom-
"Ae though Ae just hurd mae name. Oh well, mus' be in Mae imagination." Said Father Anderson
Until next time!...again and again and again and so on!
Oddly enough I was playing the Star Wars theme song while writing this! Next is the fifth exciting CHAPTER OF "Jan and Luke's Showbiz bucks show!"