Anderson's Showbiz bucks show

I have finally put in the Harkonnen Fairy! thanx to Denekrad.

"Welcome tae Aundurson's Showbiz bucks show." Said Father Anderson

"Hey, wait! We'll sue YOU!" yelled both Jan and Luke "For having this!"

"Just try mae." Said Anderson "Today, we have… that one guy."

"Hello." Said the person

"Why do you float, and how do you do it?" asked Anderson

"Why? Because I'm a fairy. And how? I flap my hands."

"Right…."

"Hey, may I pop in vor a sec?" asked Major

"No…And besides isn't the Hindenburg II supposed to take off today?" asked Anderson

"Uh, Shit! I mus' go zen! Bye!" (SLAM!)

"Good we 'o got rid 'o him then." Said Anderson

"I will now reveal my identity." Said the Harkonnen fairy

"May we get with the program!" asked Jan

"Enough Jan, I want to see how this is going to work out."

"Ok…?" replied Jan

"Now we willplay,spin the Alucard!" yelled Anderson "Hey, where'd he go now?"

Alucard laughed loud "YOU! I didn't think that I would be run by the like of you! CATHOLIC!"

"Please don't fight!" yelled the fairy "All we need is violence on this fan fiction!"

"Hey, shut it! You'll spoil the fun?" yelled Jan "I have the popcorn right here! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

"Jus' boi speaking with ya makes mae tired." Said Anderson

"Fine. But nexttime I'll get you!"

"Oh come on! I just got the fuckn' popcorn ready you jackasses!" yelled Jan

"There he goes again, getting all pissed off and swearing a lot." Thought Luke

(Door Slams open)

"Ok everyone! We now have the art gallery!" yelled Seras

"Uh Seras, You came to the wrong story." Said Alucard "You're supposed to do that in the Manga volume 4."

"Sorry, Master." Muttered Seras "Hey! It's you again!"

"Yes, it's me. I'm your gun, Seras." Replied the fairy "Ok now you mus' go. Go do your work."

"Ok then…?"

"Now my head has been taken off and has been replaced by a bird's head!" said the fairy

"What! Not again!" yelled Seras

"The last days of Laura Palmer!" yelled the fairy "Get ready for that fat needle, sick boy!"

"EH!"

"My wily, MY WILLLY!"

"NNNOOOOO! I have to wake up!" yelled Seras

"This isn't a dream anymore!"

That's it for…

"Jan's" said Jan

"And Luke's" said Luke

"Showbiz bucks show!" yelled everyone

PLEASE SEND ME MORE! I NEED MORE! MORE! more ideas for this thing!

As you might notice that the reviews might be gone, well uh I have a reason for that.

My computer is messed up, and I was trying to do something and every review for these stories were deleted! So sorry about that.