Jan and Luke's Showbiz bucks show!
THE HORROR!
Welcome back to…
"Jan's" said Jan
"And Luke's" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show." Said the both of them
"Today's contestant is…Integra Hellsing!" yelled Jan
"Woohoo! Go Integ…I…I mean Jan! Go Jan!" yelled Luke
"You guys just better not do anything dumb, or." Said Hellsing
"Or what are you going to do?" asked Jan
Integra then pulls out a gun…
"Oh MY GOD SHE'S GOT A GUN!" everyone screamed and hid from her.
"You are thought to be, mighty and furious in the anime, but here. You guys are idiots." Said Integra
"Hey, that's not nice to say." Whimpers Luke
"Who cares bro, she's got a gun, and if she gets any closer, I'm going to wet myself." Said Jan
"Who cares about you!" screamed Alucard "I want my Teddy bear!"
Everyone just glares at Alucard in confusion…
"Ok….whatever." everyone thought "Continuing on."
"Hey everyone, I think it's safe to come out now." Said Jan
Everyone comes up from everywhere. Integra then fires the gun to the ceiling. Everyone dropped to the floor, faster than you can help.
"Ok maybe, it's not such a good idea to get up." Said Luke
"I agree. I think she's gone mad!" said Jan
Jan then looks to his left.
"Hey, I just found my cheeseburger!"
Then Alucard takes it away from him.
"It's mine now."
"You know, something's different about him. But I just can't put my finger on it." Said Luke
"Maybe he's on crack." Thought Jan
"Nah, that can't be it." Replied Luke "Crack heads act a little more "goofy" than this."
"He's just hallucinating from lack of blood sucking." Pointed Seras
"Oh. That's it? Just lack of, blood?" asked Jan
"Yeah…?"
Alucard goes to a corner…and starts to rock back and fourth
"Where's my mommy…Where is she?"
"Are you sure it's just lack of blood?" asked Luke
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure."
Jan then stares at Seras's chest…
"Uh, Jan? Are you okay?" asked Luke
"Errr…!" (SMACK!)
"Ow…ow…ow, ow."
"I guess that's what you get for looking at places where you're not supposed to." Said Luke
"Sick little bastard."
"Is she gone?" asked Jan
"Who, Seras?"
"No. I mean Integra." Said Jan
Luke then peaks around the corner…then a bullet ricochets off the wall into the ceiling.
"Nope. I believe she's still there." Said Luke
"This is like a damn nightmare!" yelled Jan
Beep Beep Beep Beep
"Whoa. What an adventure. Oh good, it's just a dream." Said Luke
Turns on lamp right next to his bed…
"Hello, Jan." said Integra
"God help me." Cried Jan
-Outside his house
"Well, I guess, that's it for my brother." Said Luke
That's it for…
"Jan's" said the Harkonnen Fairy
"And Luke's" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show." Said the both of them
"Hey, who said you could have the part?" asked Luke
UNTIL NEXT TIME…
C' ya :D