Jan and Luke's Showbiz bucks show!
Welcome to…
"Jan's" said Jan
"And Luke's" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show." Said the both of them
"today we have another contestant once again!" yelled Jan
"Who is it this time?" asked the fairy
"The author of this whole entire thing." Said Jan
"Hello." Said Kakoratt 101
"You know, you really freak me out." Said Luke
"Good!" said Kakoratt 101
"Why is that good?" asked the fairy
"Why? Because, you are not worthy of being on here!"
"What does that have to do with anything?" asked Luke
"I have no idea, but anyway." Said Jan as he opens a hatch "He must die!" Then a door on the floor opens up.
"Uh dude, he's over there." Exclaimed Luke
"Why does this always have to happen!" yelled Jan
"You guys are pathetic!" yelled Kakoratt 101
"Why! Why me!" screamed Jan
Let's strum a guitar in the mountains… (Guitar plays)
"Oh MY GOD!" said the person "This is an outsecquedence!"
"Ok now we're back, hopefully back all the way…I think." Said the fairy
"Now, I will be on my way." Said Kakoratt 101 "Oh yeah, that reminds me, you guys are the lowest of the low."
"You got that from the anime didn't you?" asked Jan
"Uhh….maybe…"
The hatch then opens up while I walk out…and…I fell
"This can't be happening to me now!" said the dropping voice as it fades "You guys are not going to remember the light of day ever again!"
"DUDE! It's only a three foot hole!" said Luke
"Dammit! I knew I should have made it bigger!" yelled Jan
"And that's it for" said the fairy
"Jan's" said Luke
"And Luke's" said Jan
"Showbiz bucks show." Said the both of them
"Hey, why are our names mixed up?" asked Jan
"I have no idea." Replied Jan
"Until next time, we'll get together again sometime soon!" said the fairy