Now…since this is the 10th story of Jan and Luke's Showbiz bucks show! This one is going to be a little crazier than EVER! This story will contain quotes from other animes. So…yeah…here it is!
Jan and Luke's Showbiz bucks show!
"Dearest Mother, I have finished the application for the Jan and Luke's showbiz bucks show, buuuut…I got a job—as a janitor; and I'm kinda crying right now." said Kamiyama (from Cromartie High School)
"JAN!" screamed Luke "What the fudge did you do with my little itsy bitsy teeny weenie microscopic telescope!"
"I didn't touch anything! All I have is this Tuna fish Sandwich." Said Jan, as he holds it up.
The fairy entered the room "Hey guess what I found?"
"Did you find another one of those mummified cats that are buried outside the studio?" asked Jan in an annoyed voice
"Nope." Said the fairy "This time I found a little itsy bitsy teeny weenie microscopic telescope, right in Luke's room!"
"You are sooo dead." Said Jan "Hey yo, big bro. You feeling all right?"
"I should get out of here, shouldn't I?" asked the fairy
"I'll give you a nano-second head start!" yelled Luke "Then I'll shove a pitchfork through your head you little twit! Hey where'd he go? And who is that guy in the door way?"
The fairy disappeared leaving the telescope behind, and a dark figure stood in the door way. (Just like what Luke said) +
"They call me…Errand Boy." Said the figure
"What kind of Name is that!" yelled Luke
"That's not a Name." said Jan
"I know. It's a nickname." Said Kamiyama "Oh and By the way…you're on the air."
A blank embarrassed look appeared on both Jan and Luke's face.
"Uhhhh….did you that we were on?" whispered Luke
"No bro, and why would you ask such a ridiculous question?" said Jan
"So anyway….we another special guest with us!" yelled Luke
"We do?" Luke then punches Jan in the head "Of course we do….! Jerkoff."
"His name is….uhhhh….Wal…ter…Kumm….Dorne? That's on freaky name." said Luke
Then Walter enters the room
"Holy SHIT! It's him! That's the guy that I told you about in the credits of the anime!" yelled Jan
"You idiot, we had to change out costumes during the credits, and become a little cartoony. And I don't remember you saying that at all, Jan."
"May I make a suggestion." Asked Walter "Are you all here again to take over the Hellsing Agency again?"
"No, Why?" asked Luke
"Uhhhh….bro? I don't think we're in the studio anymore." Said Jan
"What are you blabbering about now?"
"Those cameras? I think those are monitor cameras, Luke" said Jan
"So…then that means that………….WE'RE IN THE HELLSING BUILDING AGAIN!"
"Indeed you are…so, have you prayed to your god? Fallowed by pissing yourself?"
"I think my head has been replaced by a bird again…." Said the fairy
"Go AWAY!" yelled both Jan and Luke
And that's it for…
"Jan's" said Walter
"And Luke's" said the Fairy
"Showbiz bucks show." Said the both of them
"HEY! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT PART, NOT YOU TWO!" said both Jan and Luke
UNTIL NEXT TIME!
-Kakoratt 101