Jan and Lukes' Showbiz bucks show!
Welcome back to…
"Jan's" said Jan
"And Lukes'" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show." Said the both of them
-Inside the Hellsing Organization-
"Walter! Get me my pie." Yelled Integra
"Yes, ma'am."
Walter then walks in the hallways and slips on a…dust bunny; then thus was rushed to the nearest hospital and……..Jan and Luke were his 'surgeons'.
"Jan!" yelled Luke
"What!"
"Get me a…scalpel, so we can remove his appendix."
"But Luke…this patient has a broken back!" said Jan
"Let's just take out his appendix anyway!" said Luke
"Hey! I'm in pain!" yelled Walter
"Shut up! You're supposed to be in bed!" said Jan "Now this is going to hurt!"
"Wait. Aren't you supposed to put me to sleep?"
"Well, we kind of ran out of that stuff. Now go to sleep." Said Luke
"How can I go to sleep when I have two maniacs at my sides trying to take out appendix, when I actually have a broken back!"
"Nurse Jan! The objective is complete!"
"Huh? I'm Confused."
"We took the appendix out while you were yapping." Said Jan "And don't call me Nurse again."
"NURSE! NURSE!" said a voice
"Stop calling me nurse!"
"We're having a baby in room 204!" Said the Harkonnen Fairy
"Hey, what the hell are you doing here?"
"I really don't know. I once had a wonderful dream, and I suddenly woke up; and here I am."
…and then it happened
Walter tries to get up and says "What about me?" then backs his back even more. "OOOWWWW!"
"Hey. What are we doing here anyway." Asked Jan
"Hmmm…I don't really know."
And that ends another story of…
"Jan's" said Jan
"And Lukes'" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show." Said the Harkonnen Fairy
(WHACK!) "Ow!
"That for calling me a nurse!"
"But…but you're wearing one of those little hats."
"Well uhhh…SHUT UP!"