Jan and Luke's Showbiz bucks show!
Welcome to…"Jan's and" said Jan
"Luke's" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show." Said the both of them
moment of silence…
"Well now; isn't this a wonderful moment." Said Luke
"Yes indeed, this is…." Said Jan
moment of silence…
(Farting Noises)
"Jan?"
"What, Luke?"
"I farted."
"That's nice to know." Said Jan
Moment of silence….
"LALAlALALAL!" sang Seras Victoria as she skips in a field of flowers
"Luke?"
"What, Jan."
"I think I'm in love."
"Jan?" asked Luke
"What, Luke."
"Ask her out on a date."
"Ask who out?"
"You know…Seras."
"What about Seras?"
"What do you mean what about her? You were staring at her while she was singing in a field of flowers; then you said that you were in love!" yelled Luke
"Seras? I didn't realize that she went by." Said Jan
"You're such a dumbass."
"When I said 'I think I'm in love' I meant that I was in love with that lawn mower over there." Said Jan pointing to the left.
"Oh… I see. So… you have eyes on the side of your head now?"
"Yup…"
moment of silence…
"So…." Muttered Jan
"Yup…" said Luke
"You guys are too lazy! All you do is just basic stuff!" yelled the Harkonnen Fairy
"Ah so what. You know…I wonder what it would be like if me and Seras got married." Wondered Jan
Luke looks up on a computer…with a picture of Seras and Jan on it, and finally said "Umm…you don't want to know."
"Why?"
"Because you look like an ugly couple."
"Oh shut the fu"
and that's it for…
"Jan's and." Said Jan
"Luke's." said the Fairy
"Showbiz bucks show." Said Luke
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