Jan and Luke Showbiz bucks show

Sorry for very long w8 people… srry again 

Jan- "Welcome to Jan's"

Lukes- "And Luke's"

Both of them- "Showbiz bucks show."

Jan- "So Luke, why do we call this the showbiz bucks show again?"

Luke- "It's because we like to play games like…spin the Alucard."

Jan- "………….what….that's it?"

Luke- "That's it. Just a simple game of Spinning Alucard on some giant wheel."

Jan- "Is their money involved?"

Luke- "Nope."

Jan- "oh."

Luke- "….yup….wait a sec…WHY THE HELL DID YOU ASK THAT STUPID QUESTION! YOU KEEP REPEATING YOURSELF!!"

Jan- "As I recall you repeating yourself too, you know."

Luke- "I guess I can't argue there."

Narator- "So the next contestant is….INTEGRA FAIRBROOKS WINGATES HELLSING!!"

Both of them- "What the hell! Not her again!"

Integra slams open the door to the studio with a look that seems like she's going to kill everyone.

Luke- "All right…here it goes!" Luke activates his lightsaber

Jan- "Dude your not Luke Skywalker."

Luke- "I don't care! AARRRRGHHHHHH" Luke charges her. And performs a slash attack "Hahahahha! Now you are……wait! Why the hell you just standing there, your supposed to be dead!"

"I don't die that easily." Said Integra

Jan- "uhh Jan…that's a hologram of some beam of light on a stick."

Luke- "Ah Shit."

Integra pulls out her pistol.

Jan- "everybody hide!"

Alucard- "I want my cookie! I want my mommy! I want Mr. Snuggles!"

Luke- "This is just like that Chapter six all over again! And who the hell is Mr. Snuggles?"

"He's my teddy bear…I finally found him a name…and now I can't find him!" cried Alucard

Jan- "Here we go again. Luke!"

"What!"

"Let's merge!"

"Alright! Said Luke

"Fuuuuu….siioonnnn….HHAAA." said the both of them as they dance around the studio

"wait why isn't it working?" asked Luke "It worked on the T.V. show of Dragonball Z!"

"you need to lose some wait." Said Jan

"ME?! It's more than likely you who is over weight!" said Luke

"Are you guys finished yet being dumbasses?" asked Integra

"No were not!" yelled the both of them

"In fact you can shove that gun up you're a…." muttered Alucard

"Alucard don't barge in conversations!" yelled Luke

"Yes master." Said the Harkonnen Fairy

"Oh god Not you again!" said Luke

(to be continued)